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<EFBFBD> Vaginal and Anal Secretions Newsletter #0012 <20>
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<EFBFBD> Date Released : [05/19/92] Author: Ima Blonde <20>
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<EFBFBD> Some Great Blonde Jokes <20>
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Well I'm sure all you guys have heard some blonde jokes by now, So I
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thought I would try to compile a nice big list of some of the better ones I
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have heard. I know, this joke shit is getting lame, but this is the last joke
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file I will write, promise...
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What does a blonde say after sex?
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"So, are you guys all on the same team?"
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How does a blonde turn on the light after sex?
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Opens the car door.
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Why did the aging blonde have her tubes tied?
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So she wouldn't have any more children.
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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?
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One- To hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around her.
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How can you tell if a blonde has a blonde boyfriend?
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There are brusises around her navel.
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Two girls were walking down the street when the redhead exclaimed "Oh, how
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sad - A dead bird."
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The blond looked up to the sky and said "Where?".
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What does the blonde say after sex?
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"Thanks, guys."
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Why are the japanese so smart?
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No blondes.
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How do you know if a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?
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There are M&M shells all over the floor.
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How do you put a sparkle in a blonde's eyes?
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Shine a flashlight in her ear.
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What's the difference between a blonde and a 747?
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Not everyone's been in a 747.
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What's the difference between a bloinde and a bowling ball?
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You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball.
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What does a blonde say after you blow in her ear?
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"Thanks for the refill".
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Why did the blonde return her vibrator to the department store?
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It chipped her teeth.
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What do you call a blonde who's dyed her hair brown?
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Artificial Intelligence.
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How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?
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Give her a bag of M&M's to alphebetize.
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Why did the M&M foreman have to fire the blonde?
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She was throwing away all the W's.
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What have you got when you line up ten blondes ear to ear ?
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A wind tunnel.
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Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen sink?
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Thats where you wash vegetables, isn't it?
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Why don't blondes make Kool-Aid?
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They can't fit eight cups of water into that little packet.
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Why do blondes and beer bottles have in common?
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They're both empty from the neck up.
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Why don't blondes get coffee breaks?
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It takes too long to retrain them.
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What do you call a zit on a blonde's butt?
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A brain tumor.
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What does a blonde do after sex?
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Walk home.
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What does a blonde put between her ears to attract men?
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Her legs.
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What do blondes and screen doors have in common?
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The harder you bang them, the looser they become.
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What did the blonde say when she heard she was pregenant?
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"Are you sure it's mine?".
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Why did the blonde climb over the chain-link fence?
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To see what was on the other side.
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What's the difference between an intelligent blonde and bigfoot?
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Bigfoot's been sighted.
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Why do little blond girls put fish in their underwear?
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So they can smell like big blond girls.
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Did you hear about the abortion clinic that offers blondes a discount?
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There's a year-long waiting list.
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Why do so few blondes breast-feed their babies?
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It hurts too much when they boil their nipples.
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What's a blondes idea of dental floss?
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Pubic hair.
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Know what a "Fuck-Off" is?
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The tie-breaker at an all-blonde beauty contest.
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Did you hear about the blonde who had two chances to get pregenant?
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She blew both of them.
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Why did the blonde lose her job at the sperm bank?
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Her employers discovered she had been embezzling.
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How can you tell which computer terminal belongs to the blonde?
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There's white-out all over the screen.
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Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?
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She likes men.
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Did you hear about the blonde with a degree in psychology?
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She'll blow your mind too.
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Why are most blonde jokes so short?
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So blondes can get them too.
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Why do blondes like tilt steering wheels?
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More head room.
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What do blondes and computers have in common?
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You realize you never appreceated them until they go down on you.
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Why did the blonde lose her job as an elevator operator?
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She couldn't learn the route.
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Know why blondes never dial 911 in an emergency?
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They can't find 11 on their telephones.
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Why did the blonde drive around the block 57 times?
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Her turn signal was stuck.
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Boof... Welp thats that... Hope you enjoyed these jokes. If you really
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want to see more, let me know... I got lots of other prejudiced jokes over
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here. Still coming up we should have such interesting topics like hacking and
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phreaking items, 2 new authors, The Cannibal's Cookbook, an article telling
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you what each different 'box' does, and more! So until next time...
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