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Underground eXperts United
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[ Neighbor Trouble ] [ By Bravemoore ]
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Neighbor trouble
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It's been a week now, and I am still annoyed by my new neighbors. Every day
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when I come home from work, their dogs are barking like mad and their kids
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are crying and shouting until I go to sleep. In fact that is what finally
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makes me fall asleep.
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Since they moved in, my apartment - no, the whole house stinks from their
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latest cooking. Either I can't recognize what's being cooked, or my stomach
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turns just smelling it. I tried calling my landlord, but his phone number
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wasn't valid anymore. The phone company told me the number had been cancelled
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by the subscriber. I guess I'll just have to get used to them.
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That's not all. They all dress funny and in the most disgusting colors. The
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funny part is however that they are the ones staring at me when I pass them
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outside the house now and then. Staring and pointing at my clothes, as if I
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were the clown in question.
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I called some of my friends and asked them for help. They only laughed and
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told me to get used to my situation, and that I was to blame for putting
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myself into it! There is nothing I can do about it, they all said. Except
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for moving out myself - which is an option I haven't even considered yet!
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I thought they would calm down and be nicer to have around after some time.
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After all, moving to a new house can be quite an ordeal, especially when you
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have a big family. It's been almost six months now, and they still haven't
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calmed down. In fact, it's getting worse by the day.
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When they moved in, they had one dog. The only time I noticed it was when I
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saw it on the backyard, playing with the kids. Now they have at least five
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dogs, and they are never quiet. They are constantly barking and howling.
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I used to love this house. Now I hate it. Truly and honestly hate it. All
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because of my new neighbors. Damn, why don't I just move back home to
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Sweden?
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uXu #424 Underground eXperts United 1998 uXu #424
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Call THE YOUNG GODS -> +351-1XX-XXXXX
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