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Underground eXperts United
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Presents...
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[ Swedish Moose Surprise ] [ By Knyttet ]
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Swedish Moose Surprise
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by Knyttet
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They were just like typical tourists in Sweden. They came from Germany by
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car. They hadn't really bothered to learn anything about swedish traffic
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regulations. And why should they, they were GERMANS. When all the swedes
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drove about in 110 km/hour, just like all law obeying swedes do, the German
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car passed them with a speed of about 250 km/hour. But the swedes weren't
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really bothered, at least this one didn't have a caravan behind it. That
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was quite common too, by the way, that a car with German plates passed with
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that speed AND with a caravan attached to it. Of course there were some old
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men with caps out there who became upset about the speeding car, but who
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listens to old people nowadays, and especially if they wear caps.
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So with this speed the germans passed through the landscape of Sweden. They
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were eager to see as much as possible, and this was the same thing as going
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as far as possible. I can't understand what you can see at 250 km/hour, but
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I guess the germans do.
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The day passed by and the night came. What the germans didn't know, and what
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all swedes know, is that at this time of the year, is when all the moose start
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to move around. I guess it wouldn't really matter if they had known what hit
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them. Now death came immediately, so I guess they didn't care what the
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grey/brown big mass that crashed into their car was.
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| Ernst och Eva Blitzmann |
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| *1944 - +1996 |
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| Har hastigt l<>mnat oss. |
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uXu #340 Underground eXperts United 1996 uXu #340
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Call BLACK OPIUM -> +1-701-523-5909
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