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Underground eXperts United
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Presents...
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[ Paradox Crew ] [ By The GNN ]
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____________________________________________________________________
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PARADOX CREW
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written by THE GNN/DualCrew-Shining/uXu
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with help from the spirit of the uXu'iers
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and the sad reality
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The telephone rings.
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"Speak..."
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"Say, this is Remal, master of e-zines, speaking. I've noticed that you
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and your friends has reached the magic number when it comes to the uXu
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series of text files. That's rather impressing. However, I do suggest you to
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quit after this file. You see, the zine world do not fancy zines that writes
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too much. This is due to the fact that we do not care what you actually
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write, but how and how often you write it.
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A good zine should last for one year, then it ought to die. If you write
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more, you will be regarded as renegades who believe that you are something.
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Some zines may write how much they feel for, since they are zines that are
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politically correct in the zine world sense. No, as said, it does not matter
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what you write - just how you write it. Those who keeps on producing files
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that are meant to expose their huge egos are good people, because the zine
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industry knows that they are nothing in reality. If you don't write such
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ego-related files, the readers will believe that you are so self-occupied
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that you believe that don't have to write files like that. Do you understand
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what I mean? It's hard. The Paradox of Ego-Files is a complicated matter.
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You don't talk like we do, you don't write like we do, and - even worse -
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you're not from our country. People who lives outside the U.S. ought not to
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mess around in the zine business. The reason why we have let you stay alive
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is that we all thought you actually were Americans. But now we know better.
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I humble suggest you to quit publishing, then fuck off."
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"Man, fuck that."
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"Now, I would advice you not to talk to me like that. Just who the hell
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do you think you are?"
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"That's not important - but uXu ain't kissing no goddamn ass to be
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accepted. And if you want to go to war, we'll take you to war."
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Ring.
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"Yes?"
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"Say, this is the journalist Carina Corrupt from the evening paper. I'm
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desperately looking for a scape-goat to figure in my worthless article on
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the dark sides of the otherwise cool and trendy cyberspace. I've read all
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books by William Gibson and I've also interviewed two-hundred newbies whom
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pay too much for their 'rad' WWW accounts. They say that the business of the
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future is to be dangerous, to 'surf the edges' and 'ride the net', and
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occasionally try to act cool on the internet relay chat.
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Let me get to the point: We do adore the hackers, phreakers, crackers and
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masterminds of the networks, and here comes the paradox: as long as they are
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ignorant teenagers who just talks and never acts. Such users are
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appreciated, they fill our boring lives with a sense of adventure. It is
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like reading a mystery novel - fun as long as you know it's not for real,
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frightening if it all turned out to be true.
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Since my trade is to keep the ignorant masses informed with news they
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want to hear, you must understand that I will have to frame you. You, and
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the rest of the underground culture you belong to, are for real. This means
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that you are dangerous and must be destroyed.
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I'll pay you good money if you sell your friends, your contacts and your
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soul to me. Don't worry, you don't have to be precise in your information to
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me. I'll make up most of it anyway."
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"Man, fuck that."
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"Now, I would advice you not to talk to me like that. Just who the hell
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do you think you are?"
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"Skit i det du - och begriper du denna mening ar du troligen en svensk
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snut som letar efter bevis. And if you want to go to war, we'll take you to
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war."
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Ring.
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"Bop-a-long.."
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"Say, this is Prime Minister Carl Carlsson speaking. I've unfortunately
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noticed that you guys are still alive. This is very bad. Very, very bad. We
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have tried to stop you, with lies, corruption, conspiracy and demonstrations
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of force.
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You ought to listen to me, I'm your friend. As long as you hang out with
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the crew of paradoxes , you will never experience freedom. For the sake of
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humanity, society and your own personal good, I suggest you to get rid of
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him and the others. You know, them underground people never sticks together
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anyway.
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I have a humble proposal for you: Quit your messy business, leave the
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so-called underground. We will pay you good money. If you refuse, we've got
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a lot of skeletons in our closet, ready to turn your life into a living hell.
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They will take ninety-five percent of your body parts, and you get to keep
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five. Now what do you think about that, boy?"
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"Man, fuck that."
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"Now, I would advice you not to talk to me like that. Just who the hell
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do you think you are?"
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"Don't bother about that - but I ain't to be played with. And if you want
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to go to war, we'll take you to war."
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Ring.
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"Speak..."
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"Say, this is Jesus Christ speaking, the man who knows everything, sees
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everything and loves everything. I see that you are on your way to celebrate
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a very special event but it is my sad mission to inform you that you ought
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not to."
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"Man, fuck that."
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"Now, I would advice you not to talk to me like that. Just who the hell
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do you think you are?"
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"If I knew, I would tell you - but it is time to talk about this ball
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game. And if you..."
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"... want to go to war, you'll take me to war, yeah I've heard that one
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before. But there is yet another paradox you've forgotten. Think about it
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for a while. You'll get it."
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//////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
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We don't need 90k.
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If you're not able to call THE STASH +46-13-READINDEX then I'm sorry
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Paradox of Hedonism.
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uXu #300 Underground eXperts United 1996 uXu #300
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Call PEGASUS -> +41-71-715577
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