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Underground eXperts United
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Presents...
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[ Get Free Stuph and Kill People!!!!! ] [ By Basehead ]
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=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
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= GET FREE STUPH AND KILL PEOPLE!!!!! =
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= BY OVERLORD POWER-DESTRUCTO-DEATH- =
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= HEAD =
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= /<ALL THE CELLULAR BUTT PLUG =
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= 410-426-7737 =
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= 1200BPS 20 MEGZ OF P/H/A/C!!!!! =
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= POWER-DESTRUCTO-DEATH @1!!!!!!!!!!! =
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OK HI DUDEZ THIS IS MY FIRST /\N/\R<HY
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PHILE BUT NOT THE LAST!!!!! IN IT I WILL
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TALK ABOUT TWO SUBJECTS
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1. GETTING FREE STUPH
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2. KILLING PEOPLE
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BTW THIS IS FOR INFORMATIONAL PURPOSES
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ONLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IF YEW TRY THIS AND
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GET BUSTED I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE!!!!!!!!
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AND EVEN IF I WAS I AM ONLY 13 SO I
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/<AN'T BE TRIED AS AN ADULT!!!!!!!!! BUT
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MAYBE YOU CAN SO WATCH OUT DUDEZ!!!!!!!
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-=PART ONE GETTING FREE STUPH=-
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OK DUDEZ WELL I HAVE AN 8088 AND 20 MEGZ
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ON-LINE AND A 1200 BAUD -=-=HAYES COMPA-
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TIBLE=-=- MODEM BUT YOU MIGHT NOT BE AS
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LUCKY AS ME!!!!!! YOU MAY BE THINKING
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WELL OVERLORD POWER-DESTRUCTO-DEATH-HEAD
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HOW DID YEW GET SUCH A /<EWL KIK-ASS
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SYSTEM? WELL DUDE MY ANSWER WOULD BE MY
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DAD BOUGHT IT FOR ME FOR 8TH GRADE
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GRAD8TION!!!!!!!!!! BUT SOME OF YEW MAY
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NOT HAVE GRAD8TED 8TH GRADE SO HERE IS
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HOW YEW CAN GET A SYSTEM LIKE MINE!!!!!!!
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REMEMBER THIS IS -=-=ABSOLUTELY
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FREE=-=-!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PAY
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CLOSE ATTENSHUN!!!!
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1. WALK AROUND YOR NEIGHBORHOOD AT NITE
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FOR ABOUT A WEEK. YOU MAY BE THINKING
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BUT D00D MY PARENTS WON'T LET ME GO OUT
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PAST DARK BUT ALL I GOTTA SAY IS D00D
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JUST SNEAK OUT!!!!!!! OR THIS PHILE
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WON'T WORK!!!!! OK?!?!?!?!?!? OK!!!!!!
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2. SCOPE OUT AN OLD PERSON OR A WIMMENZ
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WHO IS ALWAYS WALKING AROUND AT ABOUT
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THE SAME TIME EACH NITE. AVOID THE
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FOLLOWING:!!!!!
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A. COPZ
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B. FEDZ
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C. BIG STRONG GUYZ
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D. ANYONE THAT KNOWS YOU D00D!
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YOU DON'T WANNA GET /<AUGHT DO
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YEW!?!?!?!?!?!?
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3. GET AN OLD SKI MASK OR SOMETHING THAT
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COVERS YOR FACE!!!! THEN STEAL A BUTTER
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KNIFE OUT OF THE KITCHEN DRAWER!!!!!
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THEN ONE NITE GO FIND YOR OLD PERSON OR
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WIMMENZ AND JUMP OUT FROM BEHIND A TREE
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AND SAY HEY OLD PERSON OR WIMMENZ I
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GOTTA KNIFE AND I'M A PHUCKING PSYCHO SO
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GIVE ME YOR MONEY!!!!! AND VALUUBUBLES!!
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AND THEY WILL SEE THE KNIFE AND SAY OK
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D00D JUST DON'T HURT ME!!!!!
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4. RUN
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D00D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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5. TAKE THE CASH AND BUY A /<EWL SYSTEM
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LIKE MINE!!!!!!! BE SURE TO GET A
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-=-=HAYES COMPATIBLE=-=- MODEM AND AT
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-=LEAST=- 1200 BAUD BECAUSE 150 OR 300
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JUST DON'T CUT IT ANYMORE!!!!! ON MY
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SLYYKK BBS -=THE CELLULAR BUTT PLUG=- I
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WON'T EVEN LET 150 OR 300 BAUD /<ALLERZ
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ON, UNLESS THEY GOT REALLY NEW WAREZ!!!
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-= PART TWO KILLING PEOPLE =-
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OK D00D SO YOU GOT PEOPLE YEW WANNA
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/<ILL MAYBE THEY ARE TEACHERS OR PARENTS
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OR BRUTHERS OR SISTERS OR THE GIRL IN
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MATH CLASS \/\/HO SPAT IN YOR FACE WHEN
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YOU ASKED HER TO COME OVER YOR HOUSE AND
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PLAY PAC MAN OR THE FOOTBALL PLAYER WHO
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RAN YOUR UNDER\/\/EAR UP THE FLAGPOLE AT
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SCHOOL OR SUMBODY ELSE!!!!!!!!!! WELL
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I'LL TELL YOU HOW TO /<ILL THEM!!!!!!
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JUST DO THIS!:!!!!!!!!!:
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1. GET SUM GREASE CUTTER FROM THE
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STORE!!!!
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2. GET A SQUIRT GUN FROM THE
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STORE!!!!!!!
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3. IF YEW NEED MONEY FOR THESE THINGS
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REFER TO THE PHIRST SEXTION!!!!
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JEEZ!!!!!
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4. FILL THE SQUIRT GUN WITH THE GREASE
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CUTTER AND SQUIRT IT ON THE PERSON'S
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FACE THAT YOU WANT TO KILL!!!!!!! IT
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WILL STING AND EAT THEIR S/<IN AWAY AND
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THEY WILL BE HORRIBLY S/<ARRED FOR LIFE
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AND KILL THEMSELVES FROM SHAME!!!!! THEN
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NO ONE CAN CONNECT IT TO YOU AND IF
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SOMEONE ASKS D00D WHY DID YOU SQUIRT
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THEM WITH GREASE CUTTER JEST SAY D00D I
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THOUGHT IT WAS JUST DIRTY BROWN
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WATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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D00D THIS IS ALL FOR NOW MY MOM IS
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YELLING AT ME MAYBE SHE WILL BE NEXT THE
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BITCH! AND D00DZ CALL MY BBS THE
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-=-=-=CELLULAR BUTT PLUG-=-=-=
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-=-=-=(410) 426-7737=-=-=-
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-=-=-=20 MEGZ OF P/H/A/C!!=-=-=-
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-=-=-=1200 BPS ONLY!=-=-=-
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-=-=-=OPEN 1AM-6AM DAILY!!=-=-=-
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-=-=-=WAREZ AND GAMEZ AND
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POWER-DESTRUCTO-DEATH @1!!-=-=-=
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uXu #177 Underground eXperts United 1994 uXu #177
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Call SOLSBURY HILL -> +1-301-428-8317
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