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Underground eXperts United
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Presents...
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[ They Are Coming ] [ By The GNN ]
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____________________________________________________________________
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"THEY ARE COMING"
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by THE GNN/DualCrew/uXu
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A play.
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Properties: Two chairs, placed towards the audience.
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Actors: Two, "A" and "B". Dressed in neutral clothes.
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"B" carries a small bag.
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A voice through a loudspeaker.
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The beginning:
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The two actors make their way to the chairs, pretending
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that there is a crowd around them.
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A: Hey, there are two free seats!
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(they being to make they way. A walks first.)
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A: Sorry... excuse me... thank you.
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(B follows A. They sit down.)
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B: Perfect view! Perfect...
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(B places the bag in front of himself. A looks at his wrist watch.)
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B: Thank god, that it is not raining.
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A: Twenty minutes left...
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B: Aha.
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(they look at the sky.)
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A: He, I told Anna that I only got one ticket! I did not want her to
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be here. This is for men only!
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B: (Laughing) You are an asshole!
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A: (Laughing)
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(A and B looks at the sky)
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A: Got the camera?
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B: Yep!
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(B reaches for the bag. Before he is able to reach it he stands up. A
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also stand up. A person (not present) walks past them. They sit down
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again. B opens the bag and grabs a small pocket camera)
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B: A new film... ten bucks... unfuckingbelivable.
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A: K-mart?
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B: No way! I wanted a bit more pro equipment for this occasion.
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A: But...
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B: Yeah, yeah. The camera is a bit old, but it is the film that makes
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the pictures. If my pictures are really good, maybe I can sell them
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really expensive to some paper...
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(they have to stand up again and let a person pass).
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A: How many seats are there in this row?
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B: Too many. Hey, maybe we can get a better view over the landing area
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if we...
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A: Forget it. I will not move.
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(they look at the sky again. B takes a picture of the sky.)
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A: Why did you do that?
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B: Looks good.
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A: Good...
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B: You know, "before", "after" and so on...
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A: Forget about making money of your pictures. Look at those guys on the
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other side.
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(A points)
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B: Shit...
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A: That is what I call cameras!
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B: Damn, should have guessed that half of the worlds leading newspapers
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are here tonight.
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A: Correct my friend. So simply concentrate on taking family pictures.
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(they look at the sky. After a while A looks down)
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A: GET DOWN!
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(A grabs the head of B and drags him down)
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B: What the...
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A: The television is taking pictures of the crowd! Imagine if Anna is
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watching this!
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(after a while, they dare to look up again)
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(A and B looks to the left. A speaker is heard)
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S: Ladies and gentlemen! Please notice that there is now only ten minutes
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to touchdown!
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(A stands up and shouts)
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A: Get ready folks! Invasion from Mars! Invasion from Mars!
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(B grabs him and pulls him down)
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B: Calm down...
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A: Was that not funny?!
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(A laughs hysterically.)
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B: Indeed.
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(they look at the sky)
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A: Give me a cigarette.
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B: Have not got any.
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A: WHAT?
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B: I decided to quit. In this modern age, I feel that it is a bit...
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primitive... to smoke.
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A: Damn... I really needed one right now.
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(B look at the sky.)
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A: Does not the landing area look a bit small for a flying saucer?
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B: Are you an expert, or what?
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A: I mean, in "Alien" the space cruisers are enormous...
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B: I think the crew in charge know EXACTLY what they are doing.
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(they look to the left again)
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S: If you want to buy the complete messages from the aliens then come to
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the information tent! Two dollars each!
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A: Sick! People still tries to make money on everything nowadays!
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B: Yeah, the tickets...
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A: I mean, what will they THINK about us? Will they be forced to drink
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Coke? Will the pope invite them to tea, and charge a couple of
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dollars?
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B: Well...
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A: Hey! I bet that NASA will make them pay for the landing area when
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they have landed!
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B: Why not a parking ticket?
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(B laughs. A looks at the sky.)
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B: What the hell...
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A: What?
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B: Look at that kid!
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A: Oh my god...
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B: What is he doing? How the hell did he get to the landing area?
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A: Is it a sign he is holding?
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(they look)
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A: Do...not...trust...them... "Do not trust them".
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B: Weirdo! Ah, now the police is finally coming!
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(they look.)
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A: He! That nightstick knew where to hit!
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(they look. B takes a picture.)
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B: Hope our friends above us did not see that. They might have changed
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their mind then.
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A: Sure they did. But they must have crazed people aboard too that they
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have to beat. Or shoot. You know, like in the army.
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B: Have you been in the army?
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A: Seen a lot of films from WWII...
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B: Ah...
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(B looks away and grins)
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(they look at the sky)
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(the look to the left)
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S: Five minutes! Five minutes, folks!
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(they look at the sky)
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A: Hope they are unarmed...
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B: Chill out... if they wanted to invade us would they let us know when
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and where they were coming?
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A: No, but...
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(B raises his feet and stamps on the floor.)
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B: Got you!
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A: What?
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B: A cockroach dared to walk in front of my deadly shoes!
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A: Aha...
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(they look at the sky)
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A: Why?
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B: What?
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A: Why? Why did you kill that cockroach?
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B: They make me sick. We have them all over our house! Cannot stand to
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see a healthy insect!
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(B laughs.)
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A: I see...
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(B looks at the sky.)
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A: But...
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B: Now what?! Do not tell me that you have grown interested in cockroaches!
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Bah, bah... liberate the insects! Free Mandela!
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A: He is not an insect... is he not free?
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B: Yeah, yeah, yeah...
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(B looks at his wrist watch)
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B: Less than three minutes. Can you see anything? Should they not be
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visible by now?
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A: Mmm...
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(B looks at the sky.)
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(they look to the left.)
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S: Important message! The aliens have been delayed! We will wait for
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further information. Please remain where you are!
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B: And I thought that they were perfect! But even they can be late! Feels
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good somehow...
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A: What if they are perfect?
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B: What do you mean?
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A: Perfect. Better, more clever than we are.
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B: They ARE! How would they manage to travel all the way from behind Alfa
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Centauri otherwise?
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A: What if...
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B: What if What?
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A: What if... they are superior to us?
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(A and B looks at each other)
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B: I do not quite follow you... would that matter? Look, I go and visit
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by mom sometimes and I feel rather superior since I have a well-payed
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job and...
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A: That was not my point!
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B: Then what DID you mean then? You know, I am really confused now. Have
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you been smoking something or what?
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A: I do not smoke grass, you do! If you have not ruined your brain with
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that shit, you might have...
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B: Please...get...to...your...fucking...point!
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A: You are a human. Your mom is a human. In that way, you are far from
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intellectually superior to her.
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B. You have...
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A: And you do not crush her under your foot when she gets irritating!
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(B looks down and studies the dead cockroach.)
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(they look at each other.)
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(they look at the sky.)
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///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
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I feel you. If you feel for a free callback service where
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angels sing then do call SEDES DIABOLI +46-586-43766
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The Spectator Cartoon Book.
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uXu #125 Underground eXperts United 1993 uXu #125
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Call THE PHROZEN REALM -> +1-514-738-2105
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