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Underground eXperts United
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[ How to annoy an enemy ] [ By Ralph 124C41+ ]
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How to annoy an enemy
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(or make a new one)
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by
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Ralph 124C41+ of PowerDrive
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released thru
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underground eXperts united
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There are several ways to annoy people that for one or another reason have
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reasons to be disliked by you. In this file I will give some tips and ideas
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on ways to do just that. Some are very simple, others are more complex, but
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there should be something for every occasion.
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1) Glue his bike to the ground.
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2) Glue his door shut.
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3) Plant catmint in his garden (it will be full of crazed cats).
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4) Advertise his home number as the number to a BBS with megs of files
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for download.
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5) Advertise for gay sex (or something) in his name.
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6) Tell his girl/wife he is dating another.
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7) Anonymously report him to the police for something (piracy, hacking,
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rape, possession of narcotics, anything).
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8) Create a script to set your modem to call him up at 3 AM and hang up
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before he can pick up the phone.
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9) Make his daughter pregnant.
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10) Order lots of stuff in his name via mail order.
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11) Steal his bills and wait until they turn of the phone, electricity and
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so on.
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12) Break into his house, phone Australia (or something) and leave the
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phone off hook.
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13) Do the same thing but reconnect his phone to a long distance BBS, then
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just call him up and you will be connected to the BBS. Why not take
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some advantages as well?...
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14) Some operating systems shut of the user if too many illegal logons are
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attempted. If your enemy has an account you could shut him off in this
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way...
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15) If he is a modem user you could call a local BBS that he has not yet
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an account on and then register in his name an be a total leech. Try
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to chat with the sysop at 3 o'clock in the morning, download lots,
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upload viruses and so on. It's even better if you do it in some
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message network, like FidoNet, UseNet or something...
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16) Infect his dog with rabies.
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17) Change lock on his door.
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18) Pour fertilizer on his front yard in form of a message, like JERK.
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19) Do the same with gasoline, ammoniac, dry ice or something. Same effect
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but in the opposite way... This effect LASTS.
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20) Put his house/apartment up as a bordello in some sex guide.
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