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Underground eXperts United
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Presents...
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[ Misc Crimes ] [ By THE GNN ]
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Don't be stupid, be a smarty
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come and join the anarchy party!
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Note: You are responsible for actions taken.
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1. Construct a powerful smokebomb. And I mean Powerful! Also make a time-
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delay with minimum 10 min time. Assemble the bomb and the delay and
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place in something "neutral" like a bag. Enter your favorite store and
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place the bomb by the counters. Be sure to place it so no one will see it
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or like if it belong to the staff. You don't want some idiot to see it
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and rush after you and shout "hey you forgot this...". Walk around in
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the store for a while and when the bomb begins to produce smoke rush to
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the counters! Everybody will run to the exit but not you! Hidden in the
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smoke you can easily empty all the counters and then walk away...
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Be sure to not be in the smoke to long! You don't wanna get poisoned!
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2. When the post-office is closed you can buy stamps in small machines
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that's placed on the outside. These little things are real gold-mines!
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They contain stamps at a value of $100 and sometimes even up to $300!
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Wrap a chain around it and attach it to the bumper of your cool car and
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remove it from the wall. Take it home and weld it open. And if all
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stamps are sold out then? Idiot! Then it's money at the same amount
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instead which makes this to a all-time winner!
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3. To get a car in the middle of the day, without the need of destruction
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of the window do like this: Visit a car dealer (far away from your
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home, you don't wanna get recognized) and pick a good car. Ask for
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a test-drive. Drive away and never return. Now you have got a good
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vehicle for crimes or transport. But remember that the company will
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report it to the police very soon so use it for whatever you need it
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for fast! The advantages for getting a car this way is that you can
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get any car you want, together with the keys. No hot-wiring required!
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