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uSu - united States underground By:Cyberglitch
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Bying Fireworks in Places like China Town
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(Supplement and hand-guide on how to do so)
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Ok well i'm not going to tell you how exactly to get to ChinaTown or
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the other major towns where you can get Fireworks for realtive cheap(or so
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the vendors say). Well anyways this guide will tell you how to go about bying
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them without getting so much caught. This is a serious text files, and should
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be only taken seriously. This text file will point out ways to evade being
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suspicious or getting caught.
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Ok basically you need to do the following before going...
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A) Get a good excuse for being gone for a couple hours or so
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B) Try and go on a week day(so you can bring a backpack to stash your stuff
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in and make it look like you're heading home from school)
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C) Allways remember bying fireworks in the open, on the street will help you
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get caught, and if you're over 18 you'll probally get a summons and
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shit
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D) Allways make purchases in a store or some other place that's sucluded
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E) Buy from Americans or black people, i don't trust Chinese or Japanese
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people, they won't turn you in or anything, but they'll probally
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try and rip you off for alot more money, for alot more shitty
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fireworks.
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Ok now make sure you plan out your path from your house(or wherever
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you're starting out from), and to you destination. It would be a shame asking
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someone for directions on how to get back to your house, and they call your
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parents and ask them what you were doing all the way out there(whever that
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might be for you, for me it's China Town). Anyways the key here is not to get
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your parents suspicous, especially if you have the balls to go like the day
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before the 4th of July.
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When your going buy public means(ie.... bus, train, whatever), never
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talk aloud about what you're gonna go buying. Don't talk about wanting to
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trade pirated games and stuff, you're only asking yourself for trouble,
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seriously now. What if there where a undercover sitting right next to you.
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That would suck, especially if you already bought what you wan't and are just
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about home already with the stuff.
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Go on a week day, Monday through Friday, (Saturdays are ok, but not
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many people would have school on saturday, i'll explain), it'll actually be
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safer for you to buy fireworks on Monday through Friday. Simply because you
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could just bring your backpack(as if you're coming home from school) and stash
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what you buy in there. And no one will be suspect you, unless you bought too
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much where it's sticking out of your bag, but no one's that stupid, are they?
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Allways make purchases of fireworks in doors, not outside on the
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streets. Any cop or undercover could be watching who's knows. One of my
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friends did that and he got a summons for possesion of fireworks, of course
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like me, he could give a fuck about it. But it also turned out the fireworks
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he bought off of these over priced assholes. Where shitty and soggy and wet.
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As a WARNING, never by fireworks that don't look right to you in some
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way there's probally something wrong with it. If you're buying explosives
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make absolutely sure they're not wet, because some of them explode by
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themselves when wet. And you wouldn't want to blowup the part of your room
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where you're stashing them would you?
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Making sure you buy shit from people who sell them indoors is a good
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fucking idea, since the only people who would be looking or watching you
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probally already bought, or are planning to, buy fireworks from the same
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person as you. If you think there's someone suspicous looking in the store
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you're purchasing from leave. Don't even take the chance. It's not worth
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getting an asshole cop on your ass about buying fireworks and calling your
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parents. Especially since those cops that caught you could be out there
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fucking stopping someone who's actually killing someone, or mugging someone.
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Heh like my good friend says "If you can't buy fireworks to celebrate on the
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4th of July, and most states they're supposed to be illegal in, how
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unpatriotic is that???".
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Also when you buy stuff, it's also helpful to have enough extra money
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just to make sure you don't come up short. Some fireworks dealers will get
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pissed off. Especially if they work for the mafia or something. Getting a
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list of prices and stuff before hand is a good idea. Just make sure you hide
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that list so your parents don't get a hold of it, and probally grounding you
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just for having it.
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Allways make sure you bargain with these people i once bargained a
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dealer for fireworks $15 for 2 bricks of Jumping Jacks and 5 pineapples.
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Don't go to low in prices like "Give a really low price, or i'm gonna rat on
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you". Becuase they might turn around and call the police on you and deny that
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they even sold you fireworks, or say they don't even know what they are.
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Last but not least. When using these fireworks you buy, set them off
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somewhere else besides near your house, unless you parents and the police
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don't give a crap(then you're lucky). But allways time loud fireworks to go
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off, so you have enough time to get away from the explosion. Especially if
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it's gonna be a Pineapple or Block Buster.
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Well ok go have some fun, and remeber the more people to take, the
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easier the trip will be. But don't bring along idiots who'll talk, and spill
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their guts if they get caught for having fireworks. Cya,
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