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uSu - united States underground By:Cyberglitch
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Fun with Pineapples
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Ok for those of you who do not know what Pineapples are, and no they
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are not fruit. Pineapples are 1/4 a stick of dynomite. Which is enough power
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to rip off your arm depending on how fresh the firework is. Pineapples can be
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used for many upon many of things. and they will and allways will be around
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for a long time to come.
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Ok now let's get on to "Fun with Pineapples", please note i do not
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take any responiblity if you blow your hand or arm off doing some of this
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stuff. Please make sure you were gloves that will not leave any fingerprints
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who know's what might happen. And make sure you do this at night time!!!
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Uses:
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1) Take one pineapple, and a piece of masking tape. Tape pineapple onto target
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window. putting on an extened fuse is optional. Light, get the fuck
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away as quick as possible! Watch that window get a big old hole
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through it.
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2) This one requires someone who can light a fuse, drop it into something, and
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run really fucking fast! What you do is, open a cover to a gas tank
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on a car, light one pineapple, drop in quickly! Then run like all
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fucking hell. If you're lucky and did it right, you'll see a nice big
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ass explosion.
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3) I'm pretty sure you've heard of flushing M-80's down the toliet(i believe
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they are 1/16th of a stick of dynomite, not exactly sure), well the
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same is true with pineapples, since well they also have fuses that
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burn underwater, basically when you light a pineapple, get as far
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away as possible! So here's what you do flush the toliet light the
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pineapple and drop in, then GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE!
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4) Play pineapple wars with teams, though this is not suggested to do AT ALL!
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5) Find a fresh road kill, where some gloves, stick one pineapple in victim
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road kill's mouth or under body, light, and watch that sucker come
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back to life for a breif second to two!
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6) Depending on how fresh your pineapples are, a fresh pineapple is strong
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enough to blow throught about i guess about 1/4" steel, basically
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if you lit one and put it in a locker, you'd probally see metal from
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the locker fly everywhere!
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7) Putting a pineapple into someone's tail pipe could be quite amusing, since
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after it blows the person who owns the car, will probally have one
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huge tailpipe, if any at all!
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8) Lighting pineapples and throwing them on door steps are also fun, since
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you could just chuck them out a car window and get away really quick.
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9) Take one pineapple, one glass bottle full of gasoline(or some other
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flammable fluid), tape pineapple onto side, strongly suggested to use
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a nice long extended fuse, paper towel, cigarrette whatever. Light,
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get the fuck away. And watch you little napalm blowup all over the
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place
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10) Like 9, but you can throw these suckers if you got enough gut's too!
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11) Find a victim's car, take 4 pineapples and tape together in a 2 by 2
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fashion, NICE LONG EXTENDED FUSE IS A MUST!!! Place under near gas
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tank of victim's car, light, and get the fuck out of there. Depending
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on how fresh those pineapples are, it should blowup the car, because
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the pineapples in a combination like that would tear through the gas
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tank, depending on how thick, but usually works. If not oh well, some
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poor schmucks underling part of his car will be severely fucked over!
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12) Go fishing with them, yes fishing, light a pineapple and chuck into the
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water. If you don't have the crappy pineapples, the fuse will burn
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underwater, and blow up underneath the water, and anything near the
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blast.
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13) If you're really sick, take a 32-chain pineapple, one pineapple after
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another taped together. Light one and then get the fuck away!
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14) Toss into fires from buring houses, etc...
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15) Place them inside a cannon as the means of making your projectile to move
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16) This one is meant to seriously hurt someone, take one pineapple(or two
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depending on how much you hate someone), light it then chuck at
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vitcim.
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17) Find fuse boxes, telephone boxes, heh why not vending machines, and
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explode a pineapple in one of those.
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18) Get your hands on a 22oz Power Bottle Rocket(usually around $20 for 4),
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tape one pineapple onto the rocket, light rocket fuse, then light
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pineapple fuse, if all works well you'll have a double exploding
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rocket.
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19) Do the same as #18, but aim the rocket at things ie... such as house,
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window's, etc....
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20) This one is meant to do damage to expensive equipment, ie... take one
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pineapple, light and chuck inside a computer, vending machine, etc...
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go over to a freinds house you hate, and do it to that brand new
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stereo you hate so much, either that steal that stereo(or whatever)
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then threaten your friend you hate that you'll blow him up with the
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pineapple if he sees you taking off with his stuff.
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Well that's all the fun i can think of at the moment, i'll probally
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expand on this subject, but probally with other fireworks and shit. Cya,
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