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Underground Legion of Terroristic Research Activists
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Sinister X --- Agent Cyclone --- Drug Lord
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=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
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ULTRA # 13 - Breaking into houses - E-Z-N boxes
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Written by Drug Lord
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May 11, 1991
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It has been a while since I have written a file, and that is because I
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couldn't think of anything. So, I just started remember what kind of
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stuff I used to do (and still do). The first thing I will teach you
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about are E-Z-N boxes.
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An E-Z-N box is a gold colored lock that is put on a house that is for
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sale. It is put on there by the real estate agent. Inside the box is
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the key to the front door. The reason why they are put on the door knobs
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of houses is so that the real estate agents don't have to get the key in
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in order to show the house. All the agent has to do is open the box up,
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get the key out, and open the door for their client. All real estate
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agents have a key that opens the E-Z-N box. Notice the initials of the
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lock and of course you should be able to figure out the meaning of it.
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If a house has an E-Z-N box, that means THE HOUSE IS VACANT! The owner
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usually gets transferred, or moves into another house, so they take their
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belongings with them, and move on along.
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With this information you can do several things. If the house is far
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away from neighbors, you could always try to break open the box, but I
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think that it would be a stupid idea because the boxes (locks) are cast
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iron, and it would take you a hell of a long time to get them open.
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Since the house is vacant, you can go in through the back. Check all
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of the doors around the back of the house, and also check the windows
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to see whether or not they are locked. I have found that many real
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estate agents forget about locking the doors back, etc. This way you
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won't have to break a window, draw suspicion, and get the neighbors
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over there. Just play it smart and don't throw a big rock at it from
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far away and make the fucking thing make a loud crash.
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Once you are inside the house, check all of the closets, drawers, etc.
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Even though the owner has moved, he often times leaves some shit behind
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to come back for later. He also doesn't have to worry about getting
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his stuff stolen because the agent is supposed to be with the client at
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all times. Hell, most stoves, refrigerators, and other shit stays as
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well, so if you feel brave enough to lug it out the back door, then
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more power to ya. This is also a great place to party with some of
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your friends. Once you are inside, you can unlock a certain bedroom
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window, so you can keep coming back. They won't think to check all of
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the windows in the house. I don't advise you coming back if you break
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out the window, because people and neighbors will be watching closer.
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Of course the night that you break in would be an excellent time to
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fuck your babe, or just rape a bitch off the street. Needless to say,
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this should be done at night. If you attempt this during the day, then
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you are just a plain dumb fuck.
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The later at night, the better. If you go around 10:00 pm or so, then
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there is still a chance that the real estate agent could show the house
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therefore causing you some major shit. This is especially true on the
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weekends because that is the time when most people go out looking for
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houses. So go late at night during the week. That's my suggestion.
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*-* HOW TO FIND A HOUSE WITH AN E-Z-N BOX *-*
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There are two ways of finding one. The first way is to drive around to
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houses that are forsale, and just drive buy and look at the front door
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knob. Look for the large gold box hanging from it. Then, you will know
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if the house is vacant. Also, on the FOR SALE sign outside, at the top
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many agents put a small sign on top of it with just the letters 'E-Z-N'
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or just 'EZN'.
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Another way is to call up some real estate agents and tell them that you
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are an agent with 'Century 21' (they are a national company, that is why
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I chose that name) and tell them that you would like to know if their
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office has any houses on E-Z-N boxes because one of your clients is in
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and out of town constantly due to his job, and you need to be able to
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show the house at a moments notice. They will usually welcome the
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opportunity to help you, because they are on commission, and it would
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be to their advantage to get the house sold. Try this with all the
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real estate companies you can locally. Most companies will have branch
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offices, so be sure to call the branches as well.
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*-* OTHER WAYS OF GETTING IN *-*
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After finding a house with an E-Z-N box, you could call up the agent and
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ask to see it. Then when you are looking around, simply unlock a window
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when the agent isn't looking. Then you come back later that night and
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open it up to get in.
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And last, but not least, if you have big balls and think that you are
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sly, you could try to steal the E-Z-N key from the real estate agent.
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It is NOT flat. The part that you stick into the lock is a cylinder.
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Look at an E-Z-N box and you will see what I am talking about. If
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you try this method, please e-mail me and let me know. That would be a
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really good laugh. I do believe the first ways are the easiest.
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Well, this concludes another ULTRA file. See, this isn't just a bunch
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of bullshit that anyone can think of. It is something that most people
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don't know about, therefore I have done my service to you by informing
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you of E-Z-N boxes. No other group can kick ass like us. Later on.
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Drug Lord
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U L T R A
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Hope you liked this file. School can't teach a kid stuff like this. The
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reason is because they aren't evil fuck heads. Well, until next time, rape
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a bitch, bash a fag, and shoot a fucking pig for me too. Fuck them all!
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THIS FILE IS FOR INFORMATIONAL PURPOSES ONLY. THE AUTHOR OF THIS FILE IS NOT
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RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY ACTION TAKEN BY THE READER. IF THE READER IS FUCKING
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STUPID ENOUGH TO GET CAUGHT, THEN HE DESERVES EVERYTHING COMING TO HIM. AND
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THE BEST PART OF ALL OF THIS IS, THESE FILES ARE LEGAL. UNDER THE FIRST
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AMENDMENT, THERE IS THE CLAUSE THAT SAYS THAT WE CAN EXPRESS OURSELVES ANY
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WAY WE WANT AS LONG AS WE ARE NOT A CLEAR AND PRESENT DANGER. OUR ATTORNEY
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SAID THAT THESE FILES ARE PERFECTLY LEGAL, THEREFORE WE WILL PUMP THEM OUT
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FOR YOU. EVIL RULES, YOU HAVE TO REALIZE THAT BY NOW. PHUCK THE WORLD.
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ULTRA can be found at the following locations:
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Hall of Injustice (502) 241-9304 WWIVnet @5210
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Blitzkrieg (502) 499-8933 WWIVnet @5211
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