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Underground Legion of Terroristic Research Activists
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Sinister X --- Agent Cyclone --- Drug Lord
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April 9, 1991
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Shoplifting the Big Stuff
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by: Drug Lord
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There are many ways to shoplift and people do it all the time. Most people
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play it smart and just steal items that are easily concealed such as
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cigarettes, make-up (depending on your gender), candy or small packaged items
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off the shelf. It gets kind of risky considering most of these items are under
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$5.00 and the result could be jail time if you are caught.
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Many people believe that only these small items are shopliftable, but this is
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definitely not true. The big items are just as easy and are more worth your
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trouble. Here is how to get away with the big stuff.
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There are many ways of doing this, and I will just give you the examples
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that I have used or that have been used by my friends. By the way, these
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have worked EVERY time. First find out the name of the store manager. This
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is pretty simple because a lot of stores have a picture of their store manager
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at the service desk and have his name below it. If this isn't so, then just
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call the store and ask to speak to the head manager. If he isn't in, then ask
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his name and a time when he can be reached. Now that you have his name, you
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had better write it down and remember it.
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On the day that you are going to lift the big stuff, call and ask for this
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manager. If he isn't in, then that is the time to do it. Go to the store
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and bring a dolly, some rope and whatever else would look good. Park in the
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fire lane and leave your trunk open, or just skip that if you have a truck.
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Now go into the store and ask for some assistance by a teenage employee. These
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work best because they usually won't ask a lot of questions. Get this person
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to help you take it off the shelf and load it onto the dolly. This works good
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with televisions, stereos, (and even a washer one time). Now that you have an
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employee walking out to the car with you, no questions are asked. If someone
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does happen to ask you about what you are doing, tell them that you spoke with
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Mr. Manager (remembering his name) and just make up some bullshit about it
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being for your business or whatever and that you ordered it last week and paid
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for it, but didn't get a chance to pick it up. Like I said before though, the
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teenagers are the best helpers because they don't want to look like a dumb fuck
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by asking for your receipt.
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Now that they have loaded it into your car for you, be sure to thank them, and
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maybe even tip them. That way they will be happy and won't be suspiscious.
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And there you go, you just took something expensive and an employee helped you
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along. Don't get paranoid and think that he will remember your license plate
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and stuff because he won't.
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Don't try this if you are a kid. It will be too obvious that something isn't
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right. Even if you are a teenager, make yourself up really nice with a shirt
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and tie and be polite as hell. If you look like some scummy bastard then
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they will catch on pretty quick. Needless to say you should ALREADY KNOW what
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you are going to steal before you go in there. You might want to also have the
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model number, etc written down on a yellow legal pad and keep that with you so
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you can show it to the employee to further gain his trust (and you make sure you
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are getting the right thing).
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If someone from management stops you and starts asking questions, then all I can
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say is bullshit your way out of it. Tell them that your receipt is at the
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home or where you work and that you had spoken with Mr. Manager about it and he
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told you to come in and pick it up. However, I've never been stopped. Also,
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don't try this at electronics stores, or small type stores. It has to be a big
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place with lots of activity such as a K-Mart or a Sears (K-Mart has worked the
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best). Even though this may seem like a lot of work, it is worth it when you
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get the $500.00+ items for free. Make sure you take it out the front door and
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not at some loading dock on the side of the building. That's it.
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You can reach me at Blitzkrieg (502) 499-8933 WWIV @5211 or at the other ULTRA
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site at Hall of Injustice (502) 241-9304 WWIV @5210. Be looking for more stuff
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coming your way soon. If you'd like to become an ULTRA support board, then get
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in touch with us and you can kick some ass as well. See you in the next file!
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No disclaimer cause I don't give a shit if people get offended. This is a text
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file and isn't illegal so you FEDS can stay the fuck away. Go suck a dick.
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