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Ph1l3 #oo3 [TWaT] - HoPE Report Part 1
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A N S i T E A M
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kraDkRaDkRADkRaDKRadKraDkRadKraDkRADkRADkRADkRaDKRaDKRaDKradKRAdKraDkRAdKraD!
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All the idiots I met at HoPE
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By Solctice
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I met about 200 people at HoPE many being from IRC..many not...there were many
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gimps, and there were many cool people. I took many pictures, and I am
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digitizing all of the peoples pictures that I met. I am explaining all the
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people I met concering #phreak/#hack. I am doing this for neither prestige
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nor popularity. Just for the fun of it, and top shut you lame ass fuckers
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up who keep asking me about people I met.
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Note From The Author: all the .gifs will be here in a few weeks...I sent
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them out on Monday, August 15th, by FedEx. They'll be here in a maxzimum of
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two weeks.
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Music Phreak: He was the first person I met at HoPE, for we were the first
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few people there. I expected him to be a short italian, but he was a tall,
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massive guy with the temper of a dandelion. Real nice guy. Definately on my
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list of cool people.
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PMF: He was one of the few people who fit my expectations of the person they
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were. I had met him on confs months before, and he knew his shit. To put
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it all in words, he was troll-like, for he was short with flashy clothes.
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But nonetheless, he was not ugly, or stupid, or gimp-like at all. One of my
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more favorite people at the conf. Despite his constant swearing in public,
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and never ending wise cracks and pranks, I could safely say he was one of
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the coolest people I met at HoPE.
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Pluvius: Pluvius was not at all what I expected. I expected him to be a loud,
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stupid looking person. He was not. He was a tall, quiet type with Army boots
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and a short haircut. If he said 10 words to me at HoPE, it was a lot. Not
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that he didn't like me and the group I was with, it was he is just a quiet
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person. DEFINATELY not the gimp like person I thought I'd meet. Most Unix
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gurus *AREN'T* normal. Ploov gets mah Warez Of Approval.
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Parad0x: On confs, I had always thought of parad0x as a chink. He was a pure
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down-home American white-boy. If I get 50 questions about Parad0x a day, it's
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a slow day. To put it in words, he looked *almost* normal. Aside from being
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about 6'2", about 160 pounds, having absolutely no muscle what-so-ever, and
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having a goofy, non haqr-looking face, he seemed normal. I came to HoPE knowing
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I was going to kick the shit out of this immature kiddie if he such as even
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LOOKED at me sideways, I did nothing of the sort when I met him, for he seemed
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like a nice guy. He wasn't staying at the conf, because his mommy wouldn't let
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him stay with all the evil haqr people. That night, he was 150 miles away, and
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started talking shit about me on IRC about me being a fat gimp. Neither of
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which I am. I regretted not making this little kiddie swallow his teeth.
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There's always next year. This kiddie getz the Parad0x Seal of Gimpiness.
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Lestat(Razor): I had heard much about this kid from confs, and have been on a
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few of them with him. If you ever get the misfortune of being on a conf with
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this kid, hang up. He's a toner, a breather, and lame in general. I had heard
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about him being short and fat, and looking like a girl, but the latter two of
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which he was neither. He wasn't what I expected, and the few times that I saw
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him at HoPE, he was normal....drunk off his ass, but normal. he *IS* short,
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and he *IS* very rich. Finally, I took many pictures of this kid, because it
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was fun, and I had a massive demand to do so. This annoyed him. When he
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passed out from over consumption of beer and Zima (eew..Zima), I started to
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kick him, wanting to see his reaction. He promply sat up and hit his head on
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the underside of the table, knocking him back out...haha. I could neither
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define him as a gimp or a normal person, for he fit neither catergory fully.
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(C)1994 [TWaT] - The Winner ANSI Team!
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All Issues of [TWaT] Can be found at etext.archive.umich.edu in the
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