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+------------------------------[ t u r b 0 ]----------------------------------+
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| turb0 'zine numba phiv |
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+-------------------------------[ z i n e ]-----------------------------------+
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|______( good mornning vietnam )______|
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good morning vietnam! well it isn't the morning time and you aint from
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vietnam, unless you like sumhow are from there and got my nifty zine.
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anywayz, its issue numba phiv. so give sum around you a high phiv
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cuz turb0 reached it to numba phiv, in three days. jeah.
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you know why i can put out some many zines in the less amount of dayz.
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cuz i'm the elitez person out there.
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alrighty then!
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+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
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|_______( dividerz )______|
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yup you guessed it? i was gonna talk about the dividers and headerz.
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wonder how ya figured that one out. hmm. oh well.
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well, the headerz rock, cuz i said so. they are the same from last
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issue, but that is okay, cuz i'm elite.
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+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
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|______( lesbianz )______|
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aren't lesbians so great? i so they are. one night when i was in
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tucson wit my homiez playing sum ball afta the gamez were over, we
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went cruisen around for a while and guess what. we found sum chickz
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that weren't all that bad.
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they asked us if we wouldn't mind watching them dyke out. this brought
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at grin to my face. hehehe. anywayz, we saw them dyke out. kind of
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nasty. some of my homiez joined in and started gang fukin. thatz when
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i left to go back to hotel wit one of my otha homiez.
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anywayz, it was all good.
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+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
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|______( tucson, arizona )______|
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if you dont know about tucson wit is in arizona, then dont worry. not
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everyone knows where it is. anywayz, i went to a couple fast food
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joints down there wit my homiez and like all of them had slow
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service. it pissed me off.
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jack in the box - know as jack in the crack -
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mcdonalds and
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wendys
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all had slow service. i ate crap food the whole time down there.
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along wit that we watched pornos and charged them to my coaches
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account. between the three rooms of us guyz, we charged about
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25 different movies to his acct, counting hot releases and pornos.
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boy was he surprised! grin. he ended up bitching at the place, cuz
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we werent suppose to have access to the movies. but we did.
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|______( hmmm ... )______|
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why do you dogs rub there asses across the dirt, ground, floor afta
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taking a dump.
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+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
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|______( da beyotch )______|
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there is this one girl, that i will refer to as the beyotch for know.
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all she does in school is beyotch at people and blab her mouth of.
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she bad mouths people and she thinkz she is the sheit.
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sumtimes i wish i had a gun wit me. jus go up to her and shoot her brainz
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out onto the flo0r. oh well.
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or i could do her, oj style. slash, slash, slash, slash, slash, slab. grin.
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enough wit the oj jokez.
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even though i think he did it. cuz he wouldn't run from the copz the
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day afta the crime. kill da nig. grin. believe me i'm not racist. but
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i really think he did it, the evidence was against him, but when you
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have a racist policeman and dont forget that oj was a rich bastard.
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but he aint rich no more, cuz of this trial. he still has so money
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and think he should give it all to me. since he is old and will
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prolly get killed within the next couple yearz.
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+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
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|______( gravity )______|
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how does gravity work? you throw sumthang up and it comes down.
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pretty simple. is there a mathmatical equation for gravity or is
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just there.
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oh well. all i know is that e = mc<6D> (that would be da squared sign)
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+------------------------------------------------------------------------------+
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|______( babes )______|
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top ten or so most finest babes are;
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-x-10-x- your mom
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-x-09-x- sandra bullock cindy crawford
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-x-08-x- nikki taylor
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-x-07-x- cindy crawford
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-x-06-x- crystal bernard - helen on wingz
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-x-05-x- pamela lee
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-x-04-x- ana nicole smith
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-x-03-x- stacy sanchez - march 95 playmate
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-x-02-x- demi moore
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-x-01-x- my future girlfriend (christy - christen)
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+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
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|______( me )______|
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hehehe. i'm better looking than brad pitt or tom crews. so beat that you
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m0f0z. you can beat me cuz i'm god, the all mighty one, mr. wonderful,
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mr. perfect. girlz jus go crazy over me. have to beat them away wit a
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stick. grin.
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+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
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|______( inet access )______|
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for dumbasses out there. here is sum helpful tips for people that only
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have unix - text based shell - accountz.
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dir - to see whatz in a directory.
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cd .. - to exit a directory.
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cd\ <dir_name> - enter a directory.
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rm - remove file
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mkdir - make directory.
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rmdir - remove directory.
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lynx - lynx is how to see world web sitez.
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ftp - is to ftp to sitez wit filez.
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telnet - is to telnet other boardz or nets.
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irc - is a chat place to the world.
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that was kewl.
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+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
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|______( duh )______|
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like duh d00d! anywayz, i'm getting tired of typing and typing and
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typing. so i'm gonna stop for a lil bit, maybe do another issue or
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sumthang or jus get on da net, cuz i have an account.
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+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
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|______( sneak peak )_______|
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here is a sneak peak at what next issues headers and dividers might look
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like, if i can rememba to do them. grin. grin. grin.
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____( topic goes here )____
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that lookz like a pretty good reason to wait for the next issue of this
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nifty, spiffy, phun 'zine, eh?
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+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
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|______( lataz )______|
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i'm outta here. have fun and my email address is soul.raider@blast.neta.com
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and poo is still a distr0. poo is in 602, which is in arizona for those
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mof0z that didnt know that.
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+------------------------------[ t u r b 0 ]----------------------------------+
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|$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$|
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|$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$turb0 'zine numba phiv$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$|
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|$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$&%assrserwaooowsrawa%$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$|
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+-------------------------------[ z i n e ]-----------------------------------+
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(c) 1995 big hurt productions - turb0 zine -
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(end of this small and not purpose text file)
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