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presents
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Killing Yourself
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by
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Bloody Afterbirth
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Toxic File #77
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Centre Of Eternity : 615.552.5747 12/24 40 Megs 750+ Files
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Headquarters of Toxic Shock
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ITS.PRI.VATE 12/24 22 Megs c.700 Files Invite Only
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The Esoteric Society base board, Temporary HQ for Toxic Shock
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Demon Roach Underground : 806.794.4362 3/24 (?) 82 Megs Lotsa Files
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cDc Base Board
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Lunatic Labs : 213.655.0691
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Highly Recommended
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Infinity Minus Two : 615.552.7879 3/12 3 Megs
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Headquarters of HAMR
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666deth666deth666deth666deth666deth66deth666deth666deth666dethdeth666deth666
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I've seen files and heard people talking about making other people kill
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themselves, and sometimes they have good ideas... But they've left a big
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gap... What about those who want to THEMSELVES?
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13friday13friday13friday13friday13friday13friday13friday13friday13friday13
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So ya say yer parents think yer a Satanist and you're just sick enough of
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living to shove it up their ass, eh? Wellllll, for this, you'll need the
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following :
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5 pieces of lead pipe, approximately 6 inches long and 1 inch diameter
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10 endcaps for the pipe
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1 drill (1/16th bit)
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1 car battery
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1 match
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several feet of speaker wire
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some scotch tape and some duct tape
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enough gunpowder to fill 6 pieces of the pipe
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Now that you have this... Place a cap on each of the pipes and fill them
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all with gunpowder (how'd you guess?). Drill a hole in the remaining caps.
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Now, remove 5 strands (single strands) of the speaker wire. Now cut 5
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pieces of the wire, approximately 6 feet in length. Put the wire through
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the hole in the caps (1 piece per hole, schmucks) Bridge the wires with
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the strands (bridge the left wire and the right wire, the positve and
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negative, the black and red, DUH...)
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Strip the non-bridged ends of the wires, and tape all the negative sides
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to each other, and all the positive sides to each other. (Which is which
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doesn't matter in the least)
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Tighten up the cap with the hole. You may want to tape the wire into the
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hole, if your wire is small enough that powder can leak out the hole.
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Now, remove all of your clothing. Yes, all of it.
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Using the duct tape, strap a piece of pipe to each of your limbs (at the
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knees and the elbows) and at the back of your neck.
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Lay down beside the car battery, it needs to be really close to you,
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within reach of your prone body.
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Pour the remaining gunpowder on your chest in the shape of an upside down
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cross and a swastika (the Nazi version will do) and if you have enough, a
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small pentagram. Move VERY slowly so you don't knock off the powder.
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Light the match and ignite the shapes on your chest.
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SCREAM real loud as the flames sear into your flesh.
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As the burns begin to really hurt, reach over with the tapes ends of the
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wires (you DID tape the insulation and not the wire, didn't you???) and
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connect them to the battery. BOOOOOOM there go your extremeties!
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Your parents will see a smoking bloody mass of a chest with satan symbols
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on it, and they will know at last that you truly were a Satanist!
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Let's say you have a hobby that your parents don't like..say...skydiving.
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Let's say you have a life that you don't like..say...your life.
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Let's say that you leap out of a perfectly functional airplane and decide
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to plant your feet straight at the ground with your arms to your sides.
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Let's say that you hit 120 mph going straight down like a javelin and
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plow into the ground...
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Let's say your spine erupts through the top of your head, impaling your
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brain and raising it like a flag.
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Gosh...your parents (or wife) really didn't WANT to get you that Kawasaki
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Ninja, but you R-E-A-L-L-Y wanted one, so you got it... And gosh... they
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(she) has really been harping at you because you think helmets are for
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losers... But, they won't listen, so you're going to show them how
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effective a helmet is.
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You get out on the interstate (in California, you may have to leave the
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state if you want to do this, or at least, get out of the parking-lots they
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call free-ways!) and you have your nice little helmet on your nice little
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head...
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You crank 'er up into 5th gear, you're flying down the road going about
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140 mph...Oh gee! Is that a concrete overpass support? Wellll, turn the
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fucker towards the overpass, lean out over your handlebars and S-L-A-M into
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the support...See how much fucking good a helmet does!
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Your kids always bitching about how long you take in the shower?
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They just won't realize that it takes time to dry off properly?
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Well next time, jump in the shower without bothering to take your clothes
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off, soak yourself as fast as possible (all this to save time), rush
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downstairs into the utility room, turn on the dryer and CLIMB IN...
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By the time they follow your dripping trail you'll be a spinning mass of
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clothed pizza...but they'll never bitch about your showers again.
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Wife think you're going to hurt yourself because you drink too much?
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Come home stone cold sober and blow your brains out with a shotgun.
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Drinking has nothing to do with it!
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Parents think Sex Is Sin and try to force that view on you?
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Write them a note...
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"I have sinned terribly...I commited acts of fornication...
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The guilt is too much to bear..."
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Then slice your dick off with a razor blade and bleed to death on your
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bible.
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Car break down?
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Sick of the fuckers that won't give you a ride?
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Jump out in front of one of them. They'll stop after they spread you
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down the highway.
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Friends think drugs are going to bake your brain? Tired of their
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preaching?
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Show them what it's like when you REALLY get baked.
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30 minutes at 450 degrees should do the trick.
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Parents don't like you playing with fire?
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Eat some dry ice.
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Feeling religious? Have some sick friends crucify you.
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Feeling racist? Have the same friends light the cross.
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Roast Jew!
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Hook yourself up to a Honda generator and sing "You Light Up My Life"
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Got some punks at school who think they're bad because they can stick a
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lighter in their mouth then blow flames out?
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Get a gas can, light it up, and DRINK flames! They don't seem so bad
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anymore, DO they?
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Set your pushmower up on its back wheels, you know, like you're working
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on the blade...Crank it up and run and LEAP into the spinning blade...Diced
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Meat!
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Go into a parking area on the interstate late at night...
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Tie two ropes to two trucks, one to each...
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Then tie one rope to your head and one to your waist and go to sleep...
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You'll probably awaken to a slight tugging feeling!
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(c)July 1990 Bloody Afterbirth/Toxic Shock
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