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presents
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Ode to Elvis
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by Gross Genitalia
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Toxic File #43
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Centre of Eternity 615.552.5747 HQ of Toxic Shock and The Esoteric Society
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[TS][TS][TS][TS][TS][TS][TS][TS][TS][TS][TS][TS][TS][TS][TS][TS][TS][TS][TS]
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O pay homage to Elvis the King.
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Elvis the keeper of all that is good
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Will bring us through troubled times.
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O give tribute to Elvis Presley
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Guide of time and travel
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Sacrifice your shoes.
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Praise he who brings forth rain
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And once-a-month menstrual cramps
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Lay down your dog upon the Graceland altar.
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Worship Elvis who controls your mind
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And drives a big pink cadillac
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Hunk-a hunk-a burnin' love.
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You ain't nothin but a hound dog
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Pour forth your soul for he
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Almighty Elvis Aaron Presley, alive and with us now.
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O pay homage to our beloved Elvis, King.
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Keeper of your soul
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Think of he who rids your bodily wastes.
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Elvis is alive and well and living in your home
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Give thanks and blessing to The King
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And prosper in his power.
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O praise Elvis Juice
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Poured out by yout Elvis Glands
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Which keep The King alive.
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Give praises to the Elvis god
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We must not upset his awesome power
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He provides us sacred nectar of chicken liver.
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O hail Almighty Elvis Man, guide us with your light
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Sing to us with brilliant sound
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And protect all buffalo feces.
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Priscilla guides us daily in
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Our quest to find your undying truth
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Although her wisdom is that of regurgitated testicles.
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Elvis Presley, lord of fruitfulness
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Provide us with the gift of Elvis Sex
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Protect our contraceptives.
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Show us all your mighty strength
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We listen to thy albums daily
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Deliver to us day by day.
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Urinate upon our lives your Elvis Wastes
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Golden showers enlighten our Elvis worship
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Bring to us your divine intervention.
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All kneel and hail Elvis Presley
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Whose spirit is alive among ourselves
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We must go now among the Elvis fans.
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"Elvis magnus rex pacis est."
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(c)1990 Toxic Shock.
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The Followers of Fetus Are Now Found:
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Bloody Afterbirth
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Fetal Juice
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Gross Genitalia
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