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presents
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The Three Dildoed Goats Rough
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A Parody of "The Three Billy Goats Gruff"
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Toxic File #32
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by Gross Genitalia
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Centre of Eternity 615.552.5747 HQ of Toxic Shock and The Esoteric Society
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Once there were three perverted goats named Rough.
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They wished to go into the sleaziest part of town and eat the warm sweet
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pussy that roamed there. They were very horny and hadn't had sex in a long
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while, and there was no pussy on their side of town.
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But there was a bridge over which they pass to reach the sleazy pussy-filled
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section of town, and under the bridge which they must cross lived a smelly
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old nigger.
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"I will go first," said the little perverted goat, and he started across
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the bridge.
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'Trip trap trip trap' went the bridge.
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"Who in THE hell goes trppin out ova my BRIDGE ya damn sonuva bitch?!"
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roared the nigger.
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"It's I Cuz - I'm the little dildoed goat Rough," said the little perverted
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goat. "I go up into the sleaziest section of town and eat the sweet pussy."
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"I think I'll eat you," said the nigger.
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"Oh don't do that Mr. Nigger," said tthe little goat. "My bigger brother
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is coming. You'd better eat him."
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"Arright den, getcha ass outta here!" said the nigger, and the little goat
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hurried on, 'trip trap trip trap' over the bridhe and into the sleazy side
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of town to eat some pussy.
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Soon after, the next dildoed goat Rough came along.
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'Trip trap trip trap' went the bridge.
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"I mean who da FUCK goes trippin out ova my BRIDGE?" roared the nigger.
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"Yo man, it's me. I'm the second dildoed goat Rough. I'm going on over
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here into this sleazy side of town to eat some pussy with my brother."
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"I think I'll eat you," said the nigger.
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"Oh don't eat me. My big brother is coming. You'd better eat him. I want
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pussy, I don't got time to be fuckin around here with a sweaty smelly
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nigger like you."
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"Well get da hell outta here assho! You pissin me off!" said the nigger,
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in a half-jive dialect.
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But just then up came the BIG dildoed goat Rough.
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'TRIP TRAP TRIP TRAP' went the bridge.
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"Now I say who in THE fuck is so dumbassed enough to be a'crossin my
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damned BRIDGE?" roared the nigger.
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"It's me motherfucker. I'm the big dildoed goat Rough. I go up into the
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sleazy section of this town to eat good quality pussy."
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"Now I'm a'comin up there and eatin yer ass gadamnit I'm sick o'dis shit!"
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roared the nigger, pulling himself up onto the overpass. He wore around his
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sweaty neck a Free Africa symbol.
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"Come on then you smelly fuckin nigger!" said the big dildoed goat Rough,
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who had a great hoarse voice of his own. He lowered his pants and, when the
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nigger climbed up on the bridge, he showed the nigger his humongous fifteen
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inch cock. The nigger couldn't believe that anyone, or anyTHING, that
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wasn't black could have such a big big dick. The nigger fell to his knees
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and changed into a stone. The big dildoed goat Rough kicked the shit out of the stone and knocked it over the bridge and onto the road below. He killed a
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few passing pedestrians.
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If you travel all over the country you'll noticed that everywhere that the
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pavement is black. That's because the stoned nigger broke into several million
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little pieces and his raunchy sweat bonded him with the road. Economists
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found this a very inexpensive way of polluting the air, thereby killing the
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ozone layer, and a good way to protect roads for rain and sleet. They ordered
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the mass production of Nigger Powder (commonly called asphalt) by using a
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laser-based process on imported niggers from Africa. James Brown is scheduled
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to be used in a pothole in front of the White House sometime before the end
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of the century.
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And the big dildoed goat Rough went 'TRIP TRAP TRIP TRAP' over the bridge
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and up into the sleazy section of town to eat pussy.
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And if the sleazy sickening pussy is not all eaten, licked, sucked, fucked,
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and raped, the three brother dildoed goats Rough are eating there yet.
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(c)1990 Toxic Shock.
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The Followers of Fetus Are:
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Bloody Afterbirth
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Gross Genitalia
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Fetal Juice
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