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The Lawless Society
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Issue 9
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DERFISM : What is it, and who are they?
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Well, it seems that this file will be fitting for the local
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area. This is not a H/P file, but intended for the users local to this
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area. I have noticed many people advancing themselves to the rank of
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"Derf 'o da week" INCLUDING myself. Most of the time, this is done all
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out of fun, but for the newcomers to the BBS world "derf 'o da week"
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is a strange and unfamiliar concept to grasp. Also, the new people do
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not know who the former "Derfs" are/were. This file will basically be
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a compilation of "Derfs" and what they did to achieve this level of
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idiocy.
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Lets start out with a BASIC explantion of the term "Derf".
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The involved story is too long and has been repeated too many times,
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for me to waste space telling it....AGAIN. Basically, to become a
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derf, one must do something (or several things) that are beyond
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stupidity or ignorance. Because you are new, does not automatically
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qualify you as a DERF, although you may be looked upon as one by a few
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who are not very patient with new people. Most of the time DERF refers
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to one who "Just didn't think". It is a term used to kid someone when
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they say something truly moronic (all eventually do). But to achieve
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the level of "Derf o' da week" takes a SPECIAL kind of stupid.
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Sometimes DODW (derf o' da week) is just a joke, and sometimes it is a
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sort of BLACKLIST. Depends of what the derf has done to become DODW.
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Well, lets start off EARLY in 1992....we will start the year
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'o derfs off right.
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January 1st - Massimo Yezzi aka. Blackstar
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Well, Massimo was promoted to Derf o' da week for the
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following reasons.
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1) Assumes because of a friends (away on vacation)
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BBS goes down, he decides to take the FEDWATCH '91
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Rumors to the fullest extent by telling all he knows
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that The Flight Line BBS has been raided by the FEDS
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and the sysop has "Turned States Evidence" and has
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turned all the locals in. Of course that wasn't true,
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but that's the story.
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2) When his "Girlfriend" starts playing mindgames with
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him, he blames all of his friends (other BBS Users)
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for it, saying they have "Stabbed him in the back"
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Eventually everything that he did, he blamed on her,
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and she did admit to playing with his head, but he
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still deserves derfhood for blaming us in the first
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place.
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3) Generally being an idiot in general.
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Derf Rating - ****
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January 7th - Blade Runner aka. Ulycees
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1) Defending Massimo, Pissing the decent people off
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and abandoning all reason to defend his "Friend"
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2) Then, kissing ass to get back in with the "Decent"
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crowd.
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Derf Rating - **
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Well, things were quiet for a while until
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June 17th - Powerslave (Yes me)
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1) For going all out NUTS on someone using a fake
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account. Yes, I flipped my lid as I usually do, and
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yes, I made a TOTAL ass of myself.
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2) For doing the same thing AGAIN to the SAME person
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using another FAKE account as a Racist. Yeah, I did
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it again. Silly me.
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Derf Rating - Make your own decision.
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August 21st - George Walpen aka. Zac
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1) First, for getting pissed because someone tried
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modem sex with one of his daughters. You will
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see what I mean in a second.
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2) For doing the same thing, to other young women, that
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he got so pissed at in the beginning. Yeah, he tried
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phone and modem sex with at least 3 other young
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females.
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3) Didn't realize anyone was on to him. A few people
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decided to capture some of his chats. He denied them
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all to hell, but when I brought him into chat, he
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admitted it all (assuming I wasn't capturing his
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confession.) Well, I did<g>.
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Derf Rating - ***
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September 14th - Dennis Foley aka. XCaliber, MadamX, and more.
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1) For doing the same as Zac (number 2 above).
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2) For being TOTALLY illiterate on all other BBSs and
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for using MORONIC terms like "succoc" for Subroc, and
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other stupid sentences like "slav learn to typ e. and
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while you at it get m yslippers". I still havent
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figured that one out yet.
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3) For telling everyone he will kick their ass until
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they take him up on his offer to "play". Then he
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backs out. And has the gaul to call US immature. I'm
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not the most mature minded person, but I am far from
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Mr. Foley.
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4) Using his Wife's account, and announcing it to the
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entire board. Assuming he was not on thin ice to
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begin with.
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5) For telling the "Old Time BBS users" they don't know
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what a real BBS is like. Most of the people he said
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this to have from 4 to 11 years experience calling
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BBS's.
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Derf Rating - ***** Yes, a perfect Derf...5 stars even.
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September 19th - Blade Runner aka. Ulycees
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Yea, he made it again.
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1) Being working, and not being able to afford $5 a
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month access fee for a 16 line Chat system, he takes
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an ANSI contest (with free access as prizes) and
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rips several 1.5 year old Ansi screen made by an ansi
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expert (Plasma) and changes it to say he made it.
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2) He then tells all to vote for him since he refuses to
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pay for a subscription. Yeah, the screen was good,
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but it wasn't his to begin with.
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3) Then bitches because the people that saw the screens
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get pissed about it. He then calls all of these
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people backstabbers (After he Loves Massimo, He Hates
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Massimo, He loves Mass again, He hates him again, and
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right about now he loves him again.) Well, he didn't
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win 1st prize. He's lucky they counted to begin with.
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Derf Rating this time - **
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Entire Month of September - Angel Baby aka. Derfs Wife
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1) Yes, the wife of the original derf has entered the
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ranks of her beloved hubby. She gets this for being
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ALL AROUND IGNORANT. Get the TANJ files to learn
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more about it. I don't wanna go into it here. It will
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waste so much space<g>.
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Derf Rating - ****
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So, now some of you know what "Derf o' da week" actually is.
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Of course some of the people above are not BAD people. That is the
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reason I put the events leading into their derfhood in here. You make
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you own decision.
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There are a list of many others, but these are the top of
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the derf list. Poseidon is one of the DERFS not mentioned here, and a
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few others have been either left out because of boredom or they have
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been forgotten. Remember, this is 1992's Derf list ONLY. 1991 was a
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big year for derfs, but most reading this were not around then anyway.
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So, next time someone calls you Derf, consider yourself
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lucky, and DON'T assume they are out to get you.
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- Powerslave
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9/28/92
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