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PuD: Not only are we K00L, we're KeWL too!
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<20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD>-<2D><> <20><>-<2D><>Ŀ <20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD>-<2D><> <20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD>-<2D><>
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<20> <20> <20> \ <20><> <20> <20> <20> <20> <20> <20> <20> \
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ASCii by <20> <20> : <20> <20> <20> <20> <20> <20> <20> <20> : <20> <20>
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[MFa] <20> <20> <20> / <20> <20> <20> <20> <20> <20><> : <20><> <20>
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<20> <20> <20> <20><><EFBFBD> <20> <20> <20> <20> <20> : <20> <20>
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<20> <20> <20> <20> <20>
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<20> <20> <20> <20>
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* Opening Quote:
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"She had the kind of ass where you could wake up in the morning
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with your face between the cheeks, and not even care."
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* AKA 'Quote by Baph
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THiS is PuD 3/16 by the L8, GR8 NO CASHeW that losers like you
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will plagiarize'
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<EFBFBD> 3<> <20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD>ͻ
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<EFBFBD> <20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD> <20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD> <20><><EFBFBD> <20> PuD Cubed. Serving the modem <20>
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<EFBFBD> <20><> <20><> <20><> <20><> <20><><EFBFBD> <20> public for longer than most <20>
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<EFBFBD> <20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD> <20><> <20><> <20><> <20><><EFBFBD> <20><><EFBFBD> <20> other T/FiLES have been. <20>
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<EFBFBD> <20><> <20><> <20><> <20><> <20><> <20><><EFBFBD> <20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD>ͼ
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<EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD> <20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD> <20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD> <20><><EFBFBD>
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<EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD>ٰ<EFBFBD>
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<20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD> <- Error
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What's in this PuD?
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<20> An explanation of this neat new ASCii format
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<20> Neat-O quotes
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<20> NEWS!!! NeWS! Nu00Z!
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<20> PuD GleE KLuB -IV-
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<20> Lots of other PPPPPHHHHHun stuff
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<EFBFBD> An explanation of.....<you know>
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Wow. An EVEN-NUMBERED, NON-HYPER, TEXT ONLY issue of
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PuD. NC is rolling over in his shallow, unmarked grave
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behind a "Denny's" in Paducah.
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This issue was done in regular, ordinary, boring, txt
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because I'm lazy.
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<EFBFBD> Neat-O quotes
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`What would you do if I stabbed you?'
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- Unwise words of an
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unwise kid.
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`I haven't called gimp girl in five days. Pride.'
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- Baph the Romantic
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`Why didn't you tell me she looked like Jan Brady with a gland
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problem?!?'
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- NC, after his first
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experience with
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MaNDE
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`Lowfat Lemon Yogurt'
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- Item #4
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`Why didn't you tell me she had syphillis?'
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- NC, after his first
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experience with
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Mandi <CHeKuRZ>
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`You know who you're like? Do you know who you're EXACTLY
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like?'
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- Big Mistake at "Arby's"
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-------------------------------------------------------------------
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/ News /
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An awful lot of k00l things have been happening here in LiMA. Most of
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these things are catastrophes that would destroy other T/FiLE groups, but
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the deep bond and aesthetic goals of all PuDidians does not falter against
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strife and public idiocy.
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The Following are a listing of events that have happened relatively
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recently. They will be elaborated on as needed.
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<20> SQUINKY IN ATTICA WITH fReD
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Squinky was arrested twice in two days. Once, for accidentally using
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somebody else's calling card number instead of his own, and once for
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unintentially breaking in to an Internet account.
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To quote Squinky on the InterNet thing:
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`I thought I was playing Solitaire - I swear!'
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<20> FUN WITH STEVE
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Due to discipline and behavior problems, Steve `Satan's Mutt' Brady
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has been kicked out of the UAH Computer Science building for what
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is expected to be all of eternity.
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To quote Baphomet on this experience:
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`I didn't mean for him to get kicked out...
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damn, that almost mean!'
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To quote Steve on this experience:
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`Maybe if I just talk shit everybody will
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think I'm right.'
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To quote the general public:
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`I don't like Steve.'
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To quote Dr. Davis on this experience:
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`I don't like Steve either.'
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<20> WHERE'S CROWE?
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Crowe has not been heard from in an awfully long time.
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He has been presumed dead - He could not pay his phone bills so
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it is understood that he was probably systematically executed by
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a South Central Bell sniper.
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<20> WHERE'S TBLT?
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The Brave Little Toaster was kidnapped by Pepsi hitmen when he
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discovered 36 hypodermic needles in a glass bottle of clear Pepsi.
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Later that day, Gravy <a diabetic> found a can of Pepsi in a box
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of syringes he had bought. He has not been heard from since.
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<20> WHERE'S NO COURiER?
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He's dead, you dolt. It has been rumoured that he is alive and well
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in some skanky, dismal, Tibetan prison with Elvis. This is not
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true for NC, but you never know about THE KiNG.
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<20> MODEM ROOKIES LEARN NEW WORDS
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Here in Decatur, a couple of computer-ignorant modem newcomers have
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learned brand new words, and how to type them. In attempted flames
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where these BBS babies tried to redeem themselves of some quality,
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they used such words and typings as "D00D," "KeWL," and "LaMeR."
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<20> NECROPIXIESTICK BASHES WHiNE-APSE WITH SUCCESS
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Our local Necro <There are plenty of Necro(insertbullshithere)'s> on
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a national level> successfully showed WHINE-APSE's ass when he let
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rip some rock-solid coding evidence of how weakly the 'Biohazard'
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demo was done. All WHiNE-APSE had room to whine about was the weak
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gfx routines Necro used for the expos<6F>. It is understood these bad
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routines were used because WHiNE-APSE has this remarkable ability
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to Cut n' Paste, and call it original. Believable.
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<20> BAPHOMET BITTERLY DISGRUNTLED AFTER HUMILIATING SF2 DEFEAT
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Rumor has it that Baphomet was humiliated in several matches of
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Hyper Street Fighter II at the 6th Ave. Circle K in Decatur.
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An informant reported that while he continually used the
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character "Ryu" <pronounced 'George'> he was pulverized
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repeatedly by "Guile," "Ken," and "Major Bison." We under-
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stand that Baphomet is slowly recovering, tho, because he only
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used two of his quarters.
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To quote the store employee on the experience:
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`You can't do that! You have to buy it and then
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you get a free one!"
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To quote a person with an uncanny resemblance to NC:
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`SUUUUUUURE you can't!'
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=/=/=/=/=/=/=/=/=/=/=/=/=/=/=/=/=/=/=/=/=/ <--- PHRACK-ISH DIVIDER
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<20> Other neat stuff.
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(1/2): CybersPUD Manefisto, d00d.
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Name: Merlin #25 @5285
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Date: Fri Jul 09 22:18:12 1993
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From: The Bamboo Gardens North (South/Central Texas) [512-836-8071]
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Cyberspud Manifesto
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merlin@unkaphaed.jpunix.com
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Cyberspud (sIburspuhd) n. One who intends to gain fortune and
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money at the expense of the Cyberpunk Non-Movement; the movement
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built around such ideas [ etymology: Cyber-, popular prefix in
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90's; -spud, deficient person, coined by Devo]
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Ok, so you're bored by this entire "cyberpunk" thing too,
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huh? You can't stand all of the little academic squabbling that
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plagues the newsgroup, and the movement? You don't sound very
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cyberpunk to me, then. You sound pissed.
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You're probably so pissed at this point that you'd love to
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do something just to piss the rest of the people off. While
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you're at it, why don't you make something off of it? Cyberpunk
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is being picked up by mass media at an alarming rate, why not be
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one of those who will profit? When virtual reality is being used
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to sell bubblegum, and old TV shows are brought back with a
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Cyberprefix (1), things are already done with.
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Cyberspuds already are, we just didn't have a nifty
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name/label until now. The truth is that we don't really care
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about who makes which LP's with Gibsonian references, we don't
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care who rears their ugly head on the net. We just want all the
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hubbub to die down. Some of us are hackers, some are writers,
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some of us are just mean little snots like me who like to ruin
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the fun of others. We just don't care for self-righteous
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Cyberpinks (oops!).
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What makes a Cyberspud? Not a lot, just an overwhelming
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ability to detect the absurd and use it. Devo may be cyberpunk,
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but only "Weird" Al Yankovic is Cyberspud. (Dare to be stupid!)
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Actually, early Devo is quite cyberspud, they have that " Geeks
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Uber Buddies " that drives us all...
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Being cyberspud is the difference between wanting good VR
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technology so that you can "Punch Deck" in the net, and wanting
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good VR so you can have a blast with Virtual Vanessa, your
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Electro-erotic playmate. You will fight `the system' forever, or
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at least until you are making over $100,000 a year. You read
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_Mondo 2000_, but only because _Wired_ and _Boing_ don't show
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nipples. You are a hypocritical genius, understand?
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Now the truth, there is no point in a movement like this,
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and it is ultimately self-destructive. It'll be fun as hell,
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though. So if you're interested, please contact me at the
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address listed in the header, or at Merlin@unkaphaed.jpunix.com.
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One man alone cannot destroy Cyberpunk, I'll need help, even if
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it means sharing the profits.
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<EFBFBD> More neat stuff
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A chat with NecroMatrix. Although this is pretty dated, it's still
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good enough to make this PuD large enough to throw up on Project/X.
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If it hasn't occurred to you idiots yet, I'm just dumping excerpts
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from logged BBS calls in to this issue, because I'm L-A-Z-Y.
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[06/14/93]<5D>[2:01 am]<5D>[01:08:45 Left]
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[Command]<5D>C
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Enter your very good reason for bugging me:
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:XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX GiFs
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*sigh* Okay, if you insist...
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<20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD>
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Suddenly a German customs agent appears and yells:
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yaH>>>>>>???????!
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HeY dU0D.
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I figured I would kall cuz baph said it was K-K00l.
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Of course
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Yhea... well... As you may of figured out, I'm the other freak that does
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those pud things...
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So how long have you been 11?
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Less than a year, dumbass.
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Ahh, math.... the realm of the small penis. Anyway,..,,.,.,,.,.,.,,,,.....
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wherez the latest 0-nanosecond release of the latest PuDDDddddddd tphilez?
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What's PuD?
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Pacifist Unionized Derigible fliers
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Hey, I like blimps.
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What'Bust dtonhe; yt wahighest m cfsdhjo;huad
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What the highest number you've got?
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Ummmmm duuuuh, I think it's likkkkee,, Ummmmmmmm 3_732987_ hypertext
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version of course, for that BrylCreem sheen.
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Yhea, well I was working on 3/12 today... earlier... how did you get 3/7?
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Actually I think I only have up to 3_4 or so.. Hell you hafta look for
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yourself. PhreakzoiDEDDET uploads them and I read them, print them, post
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them on telephone poles, and supply them for use in public restrooms.
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0K,. Du0D... Well, PuD 3/6 was never completed... I sort of died while it
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was still in the works. The story is I was trashin' at south central bnell
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<Like a K_RaD kool dood>, and I was mutilated by a silent-helicopter pilot
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before I spontanenously combusted and burned all evidence of PuD 3/6 due to a
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disk of H0T lemmingz warez.
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Well that could very well be. You should make it into a TV Miniseries
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starring Martin Short as the brave detective, and Bo Derek as his slutty
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partner who hates him at first but ends up fucking him anyway near the middle
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of the movie.
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oook.
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I never learned to speak much Neanderthal... In fact, all I know is "grok",
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byuhhg, and "uuuuuGN!"
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Well, you must not be familiar with Oooga, Inc.
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Well I *do* know that Oooga is not Booga.
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No, it's not. ... and Mooga is not Roast.
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Well that's what I thought, but those tentacles, ya know. That was before
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the days of those horses.
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Oh, those kooky horses. How they really make life a drag, duod.
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SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.... How long have you been 11?
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Ever since I was a puppy
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Really? Have you ever wrapped yourself in Newspaper and pretended you
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were a tunafish sandwich?
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No I usually pretended to be The Secret (or Secrete) Sauce
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Baphomet says your sister is *really* fine. True?
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Hmm.. Revealing comment, as she is about....ummm 38 I think
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I *THOUGHT* she was nine.... how long has she been 38?
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Well lemme think about that one.... I think she started being nine way back
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even before she became 11. For the second time, that is.
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Born again?
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Recycled
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Good. It's fashionable to be environmental. So, did you accept David as
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your personal savior before it was too late?
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Well actually, no. I was pissed off at him because I couldn't get him to buy
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any life insurance from me. It was a real good deal, too.
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Well, it probably turned out for the better... Time for a reall k00l PuD
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joke: WACO: W.e A.re C.ooking O.ut
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Yeah, about 89.9% of those originated in the BBS world, such as it is, around
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here,.... the best one (so I think) is We All Cremated Ourselves/
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Ok... Well, for the most part they all SUCK. Whoops.... I hate to let you
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in on such a secret... maybe that's why I mentioned it in the first
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place.....m I like such k00l jokes.. They make great taglines.
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And, with the aid of Hamburger Helper, it can help her help her hamburger
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help her make a great meal. Poo poo pee doop.
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And in italian?
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And German, too... Von Dem Friesen! they like rubber, too. Shrink tubing
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with a hairdryer.
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Put den icin on den toppin.
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They just need a Japanese Hamb Help. In fact, there should be a rash of
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disease associated with just one certain flavor of Hambooger Leper. Don't
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ask me what, though.
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Hmm... I wouldn't pick up on that... no way...
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So what are you doing, staring at your computer this late? Is it that
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cool to wait for somebody to log on? Just like VBBS.......
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No, actually I was waiting for some really important NeTMaIL from some Eleeet
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duo0odzzzez somewhere in a place that is so elite that they haven't even
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named the city yet, not to mention flippen that little tweezer thing that
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they enjoy so much. Ahh, the Young Generation.
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Netmail. Oh, what fun. So elite, it comes in the mail with no return
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address, on a 360k floppy.
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Encrypted with PGP, the secret decoder ring found in specially marked boxes
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of Sooper Frooty Lumps o' Cheez. Part of this complete breakfast.
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Probably. I know of some people who think they are indeed that elite...
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pretty sad, really. It's sort of funny to see somebody so hung up on such a
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farce... and that's the best way to describe the whole thing: farce.
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May the Farce be with you. Use the Farce Look?! The Farce is strong with
|
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this one. Yes, Sara Tucker's K00l Whip recipies... PGP Public Key block blah
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blah blah
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Do you know if the government is going to kill the writer of PGP or
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anything? That, of course, is exxagerration, but I have heard lot's of
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|
neeee@@@t little rumours about it.
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Well if you read that sooper hacker mag called FRAK, oops thats PHRACKSKKCKKK
|
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|
then PGP and RSA encryption has a biiiiiig spotlite... which means that they
|
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|
couldn;t think of anything else to write about... anyway #42 has some neeeet
|
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|
things in it about that... they also give Phill Zimmerman;s publik Kee so
|
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|
that you can decrypt his tombstone
|
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Phil Zimmerman? The Zimmerman Telegram? Thatfdlkgdf
|
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|
I'm lost here... I'm not @LiT3.
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"PHIL'S" Pretty Good Privacee. The kool dewdical kinda guy who wrote The
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Program That Ate The Universe.
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Sorry.... I thought his name was fReD.
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Hey, that's PHRED to you, buddy.
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No, nononononononoon. fReD tHe HiTMaN. We all live in fear of him.
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Is that sort of like Big Barney or whoever from those ridiculous BLaH files
|
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that go on forever and ever and never actually say anything?
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No. fReD's legacy has been detailed extremely in PuD... He's a K-KiLLuR
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hakker.
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Too many cigarettes?
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Who me?
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No the hakker. Hakk hakk koff koff
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I was hoping you weren't referring to that. I was deeply, deeply, hoping
|
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|
that perhaps, maybe... just maybe you had something better to say .
|
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:)))::::::::))))))))))::::))::0) :
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|
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|
:-0 <-- is that a black guy or something?
|
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|
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<20>:)
|
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Carmen Miranda's hat?
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<20>)
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Cyclops, d000d.
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Hi BiT iz K00l.
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Yeah you should make a hi-bit translation keyfile for your kewl term program,
|
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|
whatever it may be.
|
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|
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|
SaDComm?
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|
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Well if you say so.
|
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|
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I thought that perhaps you had heard of that, but I forget that only I and
|
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|
Chris know what PuD does and the rest of the world just plain sucks.
|
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|
|
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|
Well actually, "WE", being the Sacred Brotherhood of the Other, tend to hold
|
|||
|
the napkin all wrong and you know what that can do to a guy who's wearing a
|
|||
|
parka.
|
|||
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|
|||
|
Yep. Yhea, whatever. I'm not goint to try and play that onbe off...
|
|||
|
what the hell are you talking aBBOUT i DON'T KNOW IF MY cAPSlOCK KEY IS ON.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
Well see if that little light up there is on... if it is, that means that
|
|||
|
your pacemaker has stopped.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
I don't have a pacemaker.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
Well you LaMER! Get off my board then you lousy 200 bps lamer.... go call
|
|||
|
prodooky.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
I'm only elleven, dood. I don't have a heart problem... but I'm TRYING!
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
Well I have the heart of a small lad myself. And a nun, too.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
Really? I have a pet chicken. So what?
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
Is it a Chia pet?
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
No. It's an honest-to-gookyshaloooqua flesh-n-blood chicken that I bought
|
|||
|
at a flea market for a dollar, when I was there to buy some hubcaps.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
Hmm, chickens at a flea market. Talk about a mix up in the demographics
|
|||
|
report. Oh well. Ya win some, and ya cheat on the rest. Then you become a
|
|||
|
baseball card collector.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
Stamps. Stamps. Stamps.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
Or ViRuII. ViRUiI. VrRIieI
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
VIruSeSSSS
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
One two button my lip then. Wowee. So, where is the nearest VBBS board?
|
|||
|
Geez try as I might, I can't seem to find one. I was going to run the latest
|
|||
|
version. But no one has it. I'm not eleittees enough to have it.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
You can write your own VBBS in under 5 minutes, if you have a copy of
|
|||
|
QuickBasic.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
Ahh, but see that takes too much time. I was hoping I could get a fossil
|
|||
|
driver and maybe a few external protocols, and run it all from a big batch
|
|||
|
file/
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
That would be really nifty. Did by chance Chris tell you about his plan
|
|||
|
to make a BBS with a 4Dos BTM file?
|
|||
|
]
|
|||
|
Nope, but then again, last time I talked to him he was busy masturbating with
|
|||
|
delight over his new installation of DV/X
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
He still is. Stamina.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
Not to mention callouses, or a lot of Jergen's Lotion
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
Yhea, but if you want him to shut up REAL quick, just mention OS/2 -
|
|||
|
FDISK.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
Hmm. He SeD that OS/too ate his computer. ANd then had his father for
|
|||
|
dessert
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
Not his father - I think his father is still pimping in Las Vegas. Was it
|
|||
|
maybe his cat? They are easily confused, especially the way he looks
|
|||
|
nowadays... <nowadays = yall = ALABAMA>, no job, no money, no gas, no home,
|
|||
|
just DV/X and a can of Beanie Weenies.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
Well, the chicks all dig the PuD philez. They writhe in excstacy when they
|
|||
|
read about the trials and tribulations of whaling and shoe polish. But that
|
|||
|
has Virtually and Visually nothing to do with PuD. They just like it.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
Oh really? The chicks dig it - K00l.
|
|||
|
Actually, Chris and I have no idea how well it actually is doing... we
|
|||
|
talked to some guy in RI who was talking about how he got them from some big
|
|||
|
place in NH./.. some place I've never heard of...
|
|||
|
Good thing I'm dead now - I don't have a thing to do with it.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
Well see, your DiST SiTES are all messy becuz you don't have 3-meg VGA
|
|||
|
loaders to intro your 10k files. You have to have those things, not to
|
|||
|
mention a krad ASCII drawing that serves as a FILE_ID.DIZ file, and you have
|
|||
|
to maike an INDEX TO PuD file. Then you have to make some neat [PuD] sigs to
|
|||
|
go after your name wherever you write it anywhere...
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
Oh. [PuD]. I guess I'm just an amteur elitist. Oh well.
|
|||
|
I forgot what I was going to say. Yhea.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
Well, Hmmmmmmmmm maybe you were going to tell me the latest Tale From The
|
|||
|
VBBSNET Crypt about the virus that blows up monitors, especially designed to
|
|||
|
determine which monitors have had a trace of VBBS running on it at one point
|
|||
|
in history (or HERstory) or another. And then it electrocutes the user. All
|
|||
|
in under 4 bytes.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
No, nonononononoono... You're thinking of the WWIVNet 'Ghost in the
|
|||
|
Machine' sub, where hard drives spin backwards and ansi bombs blow up the
|
|||
|
post office. I was thinking of the fact that we are working on making an
|
|||
|
InterNet news group for pud... alt.pud or something, but that would be too
|
|||
|
k_RaD.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
Then hakkers would have A Time trying to get the latest PuD secret nooz that
|
|||
|
only highly paid nuclear fusion engineers have access to. I thought that
|
|||
|
that ansi bomb, rather than blowing up the post office, contained subliminal
|
|||
|
messages and made the monitor modify its electromagnetic field so that it
|
|||
|
persuaded postal workers to shoot everyone.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
Those are the ansibombs by Cpt. Kirk. <boom!!!11!!!111 00>'
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
Well how can I get that duod to call my board and boost my status to supoers
|
|||
|
Elite, the master of the 817 area code, which is of course well known for
|
|||
|
it's elite corps (or corpse) of very famous Underground Type Individuals.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
So elite and underground that nobody knows who these famous people are.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
Right, and if anyone ever found out, they would use their mutant hacker
|
|||
|
skills (given to them when they were accidentally bitten by a radioactive
|
|||
|
computer science teacher) to delete everything within 300000 miles of you,
|
|||
|
including the paisley print from your boxer shorts.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
I like my paisley boxers, thank you. I won't mention them for fear of my
|
|||
|
favorite bloomers being bloomed.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
Ahh, yes.... I do prefer them at the seedling stage, where they are just
|
|||
|
about to bloom, but enough of the hard shell around the bloom is still there
|
|||
|
so that you get that rough, rugged manly Dirty Hairy (and I DO mean Dirty
|
|||
|
Hairy) James Bond type feeling ...
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
AND, the hard shells are crunchy.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
But chewie in the middle. Well, I hate to do this. But My armpits reek, and
|
|||
|
I have to let my dawg in. She is barking at the black neighbors and they are
|
|||
|
threatening to call their Korean friends from the East Side, and you know
|
|||
|
what that means... hot dogs for all.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
That's nice, phun bigotry you display there. Tasty.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
Yeah well I'm a real Man who drives a Ford and spits that brown stuff called
|
|||
|
Ummm CopenGagen or whatever.
|
|||
|
Anywa y
|
|||
|
I CopenHaagen Daz
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
Ahhhm, ahhhm ahhhm ahhhm (meditative momenty)
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
I'll do you a big favor and let you go use your little useless excuse and
|
|||
|
let the dog in before it is flambeed or sauteed or whatever.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
They would probably Frappeeee. Anyway anyway anyway, bye from the Sacred
|
|||
|
Brotherhood to Give Money to Senators So They Will Ban The Word Anyway.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
Ok, du0d.
|
|||
|
Leech all my files.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
I will one day, but not 2nite cuz I'm laMe.
|
|||
|
Yah, you are probably just saying that.... you have only 39 gigs left on
|
|||
|
your drive and are beginning to feel impotent without lots of free space
|
|||
|
available.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
That's right, plus, I haven't figured out how to use XModem yet.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
Well, try XModem-CRC. It's much better.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
Howe about Relaxed XModem? I like to take my time.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
Yeah me too. Well call again some day and tell chris to stop clicking the
|
|||
|
damn mouse on that stupid Icon just so he can be amazed at the "About DV/X"
|
|||
|
screen
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
Yhea, it is sort of scary... I witness this stuff first-hand.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
Well in a way, that's better than second-hand. That can be *really* rough.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
Sloppy seconds.
|
|||
|
L8r, Du0D.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
Kewl 4Ever.... death to videodrome, long live the New Flesh.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
Bye.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
-------------------------------------
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
<EFBFBD> Even more neat Stuff.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
(1/2): A Submition To P.U.D.
|
|||
|
Name: Vinnie #71 @8143
|
|||
|
Date: Wed Jul 14 21:43:41 1993
|
|||
|
From: California Beach House (Utah) [801-771-9422]
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
My Philosophy
|
|||
|
By Vinnie
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
Sometimes I see lights in the sky that nobody else sees.
|
|||
|
Those lights just sit there and twinkle,
|
|||
|
And sometimes they talk to me.
|
|||
|
That's when I get to go away for a little while.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
Vinnie
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
---------------------------------
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
<EFBFBD> WILL THIS NEAT STUFF EVER CEASE?!?!
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
<This was a private message which was logged using a loophole in one
|
|||
|
of Digital Saint's modifications to Project/X>
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
(1/1): FlOOdIng.
|
|||
|
Name: A K 4 7 #70 @2352
|
|||
|
Date: Mon Jun 21 15:48:45 1993
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
RE: I haven't been a teen in a while...
|
|||
|
BY: Dewer #213 @2506
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
I was wondering if I could ask you some things:
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
1. How old are you?
|
|||
|
2. Do you have a boyfriend?
|
|||
|
3. Describe yourself.
|
|||
|
4. Tell me your measurements.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
Please answer all of these, as you are peaking my interests.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
----------------------------
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
<EFBFBD> YES! IT WILL!
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
Well, that about wraps it up for this PuD. continue, please!
|
|||
|
Read the ever-expanding DiST SiTE LiST and dU0Dz2MAiL LiST!
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
Places where you, the ordinary lamer, can get PuD:
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
Hi-Bit H0 DoWN 2400 0NLY (416)685-9517 Sysop: ZeR0 THe HeR0
|
|||
|
Note: HIGHLY SELECTIVE! NO LAMERS ALOUD! NEW PuD WHQ!!!!!!
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
Project-X 300-14.4k (205)882-0894 Sysop: Digital Saint
|
|||
|
Note: Fully Public, if you can keep up.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
Caustic Contagion 300-14.4k (817)776-9564 Sysop: Uncle Hungry
|
|||
|
Note: LAMERZ ONLY!
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
Cybernetic Violence 2400-14.4k (514)426-9194 Sysop: Some Old Fart
|
|||
|
Note: The Public {NUKE} board. -WRONG BRACKETS! CAPITAL U! OH NO!
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
Obloid Sphere 300-14.4k (758)965-3098 Sysop: James
|
|||
|
Note: Don't know what those Holier-than-thou BLaH idiots are
|
|||
|
up to now. This may not be the place to look anymore.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
JoE's BaR n GrIll 2400-14.4k (914)658-3748 Sysop: fReD
|
|||
|
Note: WaReZ dU0Dz 0NLy!
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
--------------------------
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
People mentioned in this issue and where to reach them:
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
Hymie 86@2506 or [mpruitt@uahcs2.cs.du.edu]
|
|||
|
Squinky 247@2506 [Or you can reach him via his
|
|||
|
brand new CELL in the county jail].
|
|||
|
Crowe 240@2506 [He says that snails scream.]
|
|||
|
Baphomet the Limbo King 14@2506 or [crfisher@nyx.cs.du.edu]
|
|||
|
NO COURiER 36@2506 [He's DEAD, y'know.]
|
|||
|
------------------
|
|||
|
Others:
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
Merlin #25@5285 wwiv - merlin@unkaphaed.jpunix.com
|
|||
|
Vinnie #71@8143 wwiv
|
|||
|
Digital Saint #1@2506 <BBS: 205-883-0894>
|
|||
|
Uncle Hungry <Necromatrix> BBS: 817-776-9564
|
|||
|
Satan's Mutt VMB: 205-880-9566
|
|||
|
Intruder VMB: 205-880-9566
|
|||
|
Steve Brady VMB: 205-880-9566
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
<This is not the end of the file. It goes down another three lines>
|
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|
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|
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