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<EFBFBD> Completed On June 21, 1995 <20>
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Introduction - RedBoxChiliPepper:
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Not a whole lot has happened since the last issue, not that anything ever
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really does. This issue, like the others, will be small, meaningless and as
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usual, a total waste of hard drive space. I was going to list all of the
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Customer Name & Location numbers in the United <20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD>Ŀ
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States in this issue but my eighty hour work week <20>Dammit, call the DefCon<6F>
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prevented me from getting anything done so instead <20>Voice Bridge! It's purdy<64>
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I wrote some simple instructions to show you how to<74>neat sometimes but really<6C>
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get the damned numbers yourself. Besides, in the <20>dead since the toll free<65>
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middle of playing with the CN/Ls I discovered FACS <20>phone number went down.<2E>
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(otherwise known as NOC, I think) and that's a hell<6C>Give it a call so you can<61>
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of a lot more interesting anyways. I typed out a <20>go crazy tonin' in our<75>
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few news articles from the local paper that I <20>ears. 801-855-3326. Free!<21>
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sorry. I once again proved how stupid Circle K employees are (to the DefCon
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Voice Bridge audience) by convincing one of the night shift employees about a
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virus in their credit card system. Unfortunately I didn't tape it, so here's a
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brief, edited transcript from what I can remember:
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LR: Circle K, this is Larry.
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ME: Hi, this is John from Visa, did you get our fax concerning the virus?
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LR: Uhhhh, no we don't have a fax machine here.
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ME: Hmmmmmm, that's probably why you didn't get the fax. Well, did your
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manager tell you what to do about the virus?
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LR: (Meanwhile he's yelling at some kids and telling them that they're not
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allowed in the store...) I'm sorry about that, typical night at Circle K!
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No, I don't know what you're talking about.
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ME: Okay, let me explain. There's a major virus going through the Visa/Master-
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card network and you need to disconnect your credit card machine before
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the virus gets to you. So far it hasn't got to Corpus Christi but you need
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to unhook your machine before it gets to you.
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(After a bit more convincing...)
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LR: Okay, so you want me to unhook the credit card machine from the phone?
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ME: Yes, you have to unhook the phone lines, serial cable and power cable from
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the POS. And you have to take the machine and set it far away from the
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phone lines just to make sure because the virus is airborn. (I had watched
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the movie "Outbreak" the day before...)
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It ended up with him finally disconnecting the machine and setting it on the
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opposite counter next to the sink, away from the phone lines. The next morning
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we called his manager and asked, "You don't base your hiring decisions on their
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intelligence, eh?" And ended up getting hung up on. If you'd like to say, "hi"
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to Larry the Night Man, he works at the Circle K on Staples in Corpus C, TX.
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I also convinced an AM/PM to flip a certain switch on his Arcomatic (tm) that
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shut off his only register during a rush of customers until his manager could
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come to the store and reset the computer. You may be asking yourself, "What
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exactly are you trying to accomplish, RedBoxChiliPepper?" Well, if you figure
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out an answer to that question, please e-mail me with an answer ASAP.
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Be sure to shoplift the July 1995 Super Special of MAD Magazine at a news stand
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near you. Besides the collector O.J. Simpson pog stickers they have, there's
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a movie spoof of War Games called "Warped Games." Not the best movie spoof
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they've ever done but hey, it's War Games, dammit. Professor Falken wears a
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pair of fake glasses/nose/mustauch for his "new identity" and the pheds wear
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jackets that have "I've got my FBI on you!" printed on the backs.
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In a few weeks I'm going to be releasing a file called PLA95SUM.ZIP which is
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going to be a large telephone directory containing pay phones, voice mails,
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phone company newslines, data lines, businesses, phone company access numbers
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and other interesting numbers to call. It started out from PLA007.TXT but I
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took out the disconnected and changed numbers and added in a lot of new
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numbers. Still, it's lacking in size and I need a LOT of new numbers to put in
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there. This fone directory is going to be edited and updated quarterly so
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please send me your obscure numbers for me to publish and I'll try and get 'em
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in the first release. Now, I bring you Lokust...
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RiGHT BRiGADE - by Lokust (May 18, 1995):
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This text file has one purpose:
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To educate the populace on some of today's fallacies of the software
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"piracy" situation.
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In today's world, there is increasing security on computer networks, servers,
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and systems in general, but in specific, on computer software. Talk to a
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computer teacher and most likely they will tell you about the "evils of
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software piracy." You, being a dealer / end user of warez, aka "pirated"
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software, are meant to be guilty about the distribution and use of unauthorized
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copies of this software. This however, is not valid.
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I consider myself a reasonably moral person, as well as a Christian. But
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this does not stop me from "pirating" software. That is because it is not
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"piracy". This is a term created by the federal government in the early
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1980's as a way to spread negative propaganda.
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Laws and the enforcement of laws against software "piracy" began in 1983,
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with the "Computer Act of 1983". Unfortunately however, this bill made a
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common mistake made by the government and our law makers- they made it illegal
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too late. It is a fair comparison to compare the C.A. of 1983 with the
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prohibition of alcoholic beverages in the 1920's. Software "piracy" had
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already become the norm in the U.S. and around the world. But in an effort
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to look worldly-minded and sophisticated, the nation's law makers decided this
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bill could make them popular. This did not happen. I don't know who wrote the
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bill, but I heard they lost their next election.
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But there is another problem with the legislation passed in the US in the
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early 80's and the bills passed later in the respective 50 states. They
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assume that the copying of software causes damage to the software owner. They
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assumed that software owners cared about the monetary value of software. But
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end users rarely re-sell software, and we all know that the value of software
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is what we think about it. If I like a game, such as Interplay's Descent, and
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I have an illegal copy, but I think its worth the $50, I would, (if I had the
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$$) go buy it to support the authors. This does not happen in my case because
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I am very poor ( I had to steal my 486 fer Christ's sake, but that's a yarn
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for RB-002!). However I don't believe it is fair to pay $50 for some game,
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and found out its worth the disks it was sold on! This is an unreasonable
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obligation of the end user. If you were going to buy a car, you'd take it for
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a test drive first, right?! The same with software. I think if you are going
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to get a game, you should try it out before you have to dish out your (or your
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parents') hard earned money!
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But's there another side. What of the person, such as myself, who has a
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limited income and can't afford to buy to support games' authors? Simple. This
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person is to be supported by couriers and groups. It is unfair to deny a
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person enjoyment of his/her computer just because he/she is poor. That is why
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software "piracy" should be renamed. We are not pirates. This is software
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"liberation". And we are software liberators. Everyone at some point, the
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government included, has pirated some software. The laws are so rigid, its
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impossible not to. The cost required to maintain the FBI are enormous- and a
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fair amount of this comes from the costs of the investigation and prosecution
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of the computer crimes division. The government is wasting our hard-earned
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tax dollars on prosecuting software liberators.
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But why the fragmented system of warez groups, couriers, etc. that now swarm
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the U.S.? The seemingly strange system of groups that exist justt produce
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software to the public is exceedingly simple if you view it from the angle of
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politics. A Communist system to warez might be to unite all the groups under
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one, which might work, but the internal strife would be terrible, and
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complacency and lack of competition would make the quality decline. An
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Anarchist system to warez would have each BBS, and each person personally
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producing their own warez. This would mean tons of competition, but no
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organization. Warez would be localized. Therefore, our Capitalist system to
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warez is necessary. The high competition of the groups produces the best
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warez in the world, and the structure provides organization to make the warez
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universal.
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Had to get this stuph off my mind. But a little bout
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me and my strange ideas. I'm 16, I go to a Catholic
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high school, although I'm an Episcopalian. I consider
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myself a phone phreak, a robber, and a software
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liberator. I am a staunch Republican who supports the
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congress on all issues except these electronic act bills.
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I am in several warez groups and I know the feeling you
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get when you buy something that just wasn't worth it.
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Anywayz, So I started the RiGHT BRiGADE as a means of
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voicing my opinions of important topics such as this.
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I run a board, but because of rising security, I don't
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give out the #.
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I can be reached at magneto@ixc.ixc.net, gc@cdsbbs.com, or on Wombat
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Communications 512.883.7543. On the iRC, look for me under the name of Lokust or Locust.
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I am with ADR and SFD. Thanx for listening!
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LOKi aka Lokust
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[AC:512, Texas]
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Customer Name & Address - by RBCP:
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I recently started playing around a little with the CN/A numbers and compiled
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an extremely small list of them.
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CN/A Listing For Phone Company Use:
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214-744-9500 These two seem to cover the entire Southwestern Bell territory.
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214-745-7505 They're fully automated, give as many numbers per call as you
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want and require a six digit pin number. Only open 9-5, though.
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612-663-1765 U.S. West. Covers western United States
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217-789-8290 Ameritech. Covers Illinois, Ohio, Indiana and Wisconsin.
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I was kind of surprised at all the changes that have been made to CN/A since I
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last played with them. They no longer give the address, just the number. And
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if the number is unlisted, forget it. They won't give it to you. You have to
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have your "supervisor" call in with his/her code and get the unlisted numbers.
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In MY day... well anyway, I also found that in a few states they have "public
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access" CN/A numbers where anyone can call in and get the name off of a number.
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These work sort of like a 976 or 900 number where the person using it gets
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billed. (Unless they know a way around that, of course...)
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In all the other CN/A files I've ever come accross I've yet to see one that
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shows you how to get the number yourself in case the one listed were to go
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dead so if any of these numbers that I've listed go out of service or you'd
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just like to get some CN/A numbers yourself for fun, here's how I go about
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doing it...
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Call up any telephone company billing office. I usually go for U.S.West (1-800
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244-1111) because they seem to be well staffed and you don't have to wait
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forever to talk to an operator. But any billing office should work. It's
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probably easiest to call the one for the area you want a CN/A number on. Once
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you get the operator, the conversation goes something like this:
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OP: "U.S.West, may I help you?"
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ME: "Hi, could I have the CN/A number for that area?"
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OP: "The what??"
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ME: "The Customer Name & Address for the 602 (or whatever) area..."
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OP: "Oh! Could I ask who's calling?"
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ME: "This is Bill with Southwestern Bell in Dallas."
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OP: "Well, if you work for Southwestern Bell, it should be in your handbook."
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ME: "Yes, I have the number in my handbook along with my pin code but the
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number seems to have been disconnected."
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OP: "Okay, let me see here..."
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Now that's a worst-case senerio. Usually, they'll just give it to you after
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you tell them that you work for Bell. Most of the time they don't even know
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what a CN/A (or CN/L) is and you have to explain to them that they need to
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look in their handbook. If they refuse to give it to you, say "Thank You",
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hang up and call back. I've only been denied a few times.
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Also, you can ask them for a CN/A out of their area. They have a whole list of
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them in their manual. (The most common use for them is to find out who owns
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numbers that myteriously appear on a calling card victim's bill.)
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Getting A Code:
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Usually, most CN/As will be totally useless unless you have a valid code to
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give the CN/A lady. Codes are a little harder to get. It seems that for some
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reason the operators have all been warned never to give out their code to
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anyone. (I can't imagine why, though...) Any phone company office should have
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a code so you can call any of them. Easiest would probably be the billing
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offices. I noticed that they're rather gullible up in the North & South Dakota
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areas. So since I'm not going to publish the codes, of course, here's how to
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get them yourself. Call the billing office and...
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Conversation #1:
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OP: "Billing Operator, dis is Kay, may I help you?"
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ME: "Kay! Give me your password!"
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OP: "Alright, it's U39017-4810"
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ME: "Thank you!" (hang up)
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Unfortunately, it's not always that easy. This method hasn't worked for me
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yet so here's another way:
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Conversation #2:
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OP: "Billing Operator, how may I spank you?"
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ME: "CN/A, this is Larry. Can I help you?"
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OP: "This is the billing operator."
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ME: "Well, this is CN/A. Did you need something?"
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OP: "No, you called here, my phone rang."
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ME: "You didn't call the CN/A office?"
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OP: "No...this is the billing office in Arizona."
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ME: "Well, this is the CN/A office in Minnesota. Do you have a pin code?"
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OP: "What do you need that for? I didn't call you."
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ME: "Well, we need a valid pin for each call made to here and I need to report
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this problem to matenience." (babble on...)
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OP: "Oh, okay...well, it's xxxxxxx."
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ME: "Okay, thank you. I'll report the problem. Sorry about the trouble and
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have a good day..."
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Far fetched as it may seem, that's how I've gotten all of my pin codes. The
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operators are instructed not to give out their pin code to anyone but the CN/A
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operators so they seem to think it's okay even though you called them.
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A B C's (A Parody of Dr. Seuss's A B C's) - by Colleen Card:
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Big A little a, what begins with a?
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Andy, while in Austin, does an Alliance while he plays.
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Big B little b, what begins with B?
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Bloodaxe, backdoors, blast box, and blue beep.
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Big C little c, what begins with c?
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Captain Crunch cracking COSMOS C...c...C!
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Big D little d, what begins with D?
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Draper drums out data on a digital dirictory.
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Big E little e, what begins with e?
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Engressio eats electronics e e E.
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A, B, C, D, E, F...f
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Fiber Optics fetters in a fluffy vest.
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Big G little g G...G...g.
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Gibota, Grey Areas, G.T.E.!
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Big H little h. Hacking in the hay!
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I went to Ho-HoCon! Hooray! Hooray!
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Big I little i i...i...i.
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The internet is intresting to the F.B.I.
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Big J little j, what begins with J?
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Jim Bayliss in Jell-O begins that way.
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Big K little k, what begins with k?
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Kevin stealing kr3dit k4rd$. Kat, ketchup, kay.
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Big L little l, Liar, leapor, leach.
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Sylvia's got lung cancer and lives in Lawrence with Pete.
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Big M little m, what begins with m?
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Mitnick isn't mobile on an M.C.I. sin.
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Big N little n, NnN!
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Neirdorf's on that network, where when it drops you hear a pin.
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O is very useful, you use it when you say,
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"An operator's in an office rubbing oil in an obscene way!"
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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOP! Phreaking phrom a phone booth. Passwords from
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Pacific Bell. PBXing to a partyline and reading Phrack phrom jail.
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Big Q little q, what begins with that?
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The quick, queer, Quincy on his Q-modem in Tibet.
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Big R little r, Robins rubbing Roy.
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Random route ringing on a Radio Shack toy.
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Big S little s, Sprint, Southwestern Bell.
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Scanning signals at SummerCon 'til I got busted by Ma Bell.
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T....T....t....t....
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Ten teleconferences at telcoboxes by the trees.
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Big U little u, U! U! U!
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Unix, urine box, U.S. West underwear on my boobs!
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Big V little v, voicemail, verify.
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Virtual video with the volume too high.
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W.W.W. Whombat, wire, WATS,
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Willy wiped his woo woo on a pair of lambchops.
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X is very stupid cause it rhymes with nothing else,
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If you don't bathe regularly I'm sure that you will smell.
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Big Y little y, yelling in my ear,
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You have a very crappy phone so Go, GET OUT OF HERE!
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A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U
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V W X... Y... and...
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Big Z little z, what begins with Z?
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A zillion zip codez in a zone, my Zeos and me!
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Ode To Deter:
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------------
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The following poem was written by Martini of 618. Most of it won't make any
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sense unless you personally know the gimp it's about, Deter. (You might
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remember him from the GIF descriptions in PLA030.TXT.) Anyways, to clue you
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in, Deter is a dork who used Chris Tomkinson's M.C.I. calling card (supplied
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by Zak) from his house a few times and when Chris called him demanding to know
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why his number was on his bill, Deter spilled his guts. This was written on
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May 25, 1995 (probably while illegal substances were churning away at her
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brain...) Thanks, Martini!
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Calling card, calling card,
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used from my house,
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My name is Deter,
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and I look like a mouse.
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I say I'm a prep,
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but I know I'm a nerd.
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My name is Deter,
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and I talk like a bird.
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Chris Tomkinson called me
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he scared me too.
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My name is Deter,
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and I cried boo-hoo.
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What do I do?
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What do I say?
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Is this Chris guy,
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really gay?
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I got the number,
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from Roy Gerbil Zak
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My name is Deter,
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and that is that.
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What happened to my board,
|
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how'd I get call waiting?
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My name is Deter,
|
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me and Mitten's are mating.
|
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What do I do now?
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They all hate me.
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My name is Deter,
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rape me, Chris, rape me!
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Why is this fire,
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being thrown by Martini,
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My name is Deter,
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and I'm a big weenie.
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What do I do?
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No one's on my side.
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My name is Deter,
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and I need to hide.
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_______________________________________________________________________________
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|
---Phone Losers Of America Headline News---
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|
_______________________________________________________________________________
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Pricey Pay Phones - FCC to caller: Educate self:
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-----------------------------------------------
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WASHINGTON - Between appointments, Mary Viar dashed to a pay phone in
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Hagerstown, MD to wish her daughter in Pittsburgh a happy birthday. A week
|
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|
later she got the bill: $21.39 for her 22-minute call. For the same amount she
|
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|
could have called Paris and talked for half an hour.
|
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|
"I was shocked," recalled Viar, who had never heard of Polar Communications,
|
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|
the company that carried the call. "But I went ahead and paid because I
|
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|
figured it would go against my credit." But because she felt "ripped off,"
|
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|
Viar filed a complaint with the Federal Communications Commission.
|
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|
In the last year, the FCC has received 4,280 complaints about pay phones and
|
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|
hotel phones. The complaints have been increasing, and the majority invlove
|
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|
claims of excessive charges.
|
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|
"They are the No. 2 source of complaints from consumers," said Kathleen
|
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|
Wallman, the commission's top telephone regulator. The No. 1 complaint is
|
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|
"slamming," the unauthorized switching of people's long-distance companies.
|
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|
The commission is lookin for ways to toughen rules to protect consumers
|
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|
against price gouging, said Wallman, chief of the FCC's Common Carrier Bureau.
|
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|
Behind each pay phone in the country is a company responsible for the service,
|
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|
from carrying calls to providing operator assistance.
|
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|
Hundreds of companies are in this business - including the nation's three
|
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big long distance carriers, AT&T, MCI and Sprint. The smaller companies servce
|
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|
hundreds of thousands of phones.
|
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|
The big three, whose rates are comparable and considered low by federal
|
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|
regulators, are not the problem. The problem, says Wallman, is companies such
|
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|
as Bethesda, MD based Oncor Communications, whose rates are three to four
|
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|
times as high as those of the big phone companies.
|
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|
Oncor has generated 1,000 complaints to the FCC - 800 of which concerned
|
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|
rates. In April the FCC ordered the company to lower its charges. The agency
|
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|
is investigating three other companies about exorbitant rates, said Mary Beth
|
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Richards, deputy chief of the FCC's COmmon Carrier Bureau.
|
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|
People making calls from pay phones or hotel phones are charged the rate
|
|||
|
offered by the company servicing the phone - even if they have told an
|
|||
|
operator to bill their local or long-distance calling card. The only way to
|
|||
|
avoid this is to dial an 800 or 950 access code listed on the back of the
|
|||
|
calling card before dialing the number. That bypasses the pay phone or hotel
|
|||
|
phone service provider and connects directly with the usual long-distance
|
|||
|
carrier. "Consumers need to educate themselves," saud FCC Chairman, Reed Hundt.
|
|||
|
The commission is trying to help by distributing fact sheets to consumer
|
|||
|
groups and making the materials available on the Internet, the global computer
|
|||
|
network. The FCC estimates 3 billion calls a year are made on pay phones and
|
|||
|
hotel phones. And it estimates that people could save $280 million a year by
|
|||
|
avoiding service providers whose rates are higher than those of PLAT&T, MCI
|
|||
|
and Sprint.
|
|||
|
Oncor spokesman Greg Casey did not return calls seeking comment. Polar
|
|||
|
Communications, based in Manalapan, NJ would not discuss Viar's complaint
|
|||
|
because it had not seen it. But a Polar official tried to answer a question
|
|||
|
about why the company's rates are so much higher than those of the big three.
|
|||
|
"We're a small carrier. We just can't provide the rates that AT&T, MCI and
|
|||
|
Sprint do," said Stacey Wilk, Polar's regulatory manager.
|
|||
|
Companies such as Polar and Oncor are required to file "informational
|
|||
|
tariffs" providing a range of long-distance rates and associated charges to
|
|||
|
the FCC. The FCC does not approve or disapprove the rates, and they go into
|
|||
|
effect immediately, Richards said.
|
|||
|
Similar tariffs are filed to state regulators, who also get complaints. The
|
|||
|
FCC can take action against companies whose interstate rates are found to be
|
|||
|
"unjust and unreasonable," Richards said. The FCC can order the rates reduced,
|
|||
|
order refunds or credits, and impose fines. Since 1991, 26 companies under
|
|||
|
threat of FCC action voluntarily lowered their rates. The FCC has ordered only
|
|||
|
one company, Oncor, to reduce its charges.
|
|||
|
The agency saus it has helped thousands of people who have filed complaints
|
|||
|
over the years to obtain refunds. The FCC is considering making companies file
|
|||
|
specific tariffs, instead of a range of proposed interstate rates; requiring a
|
|||
|
voice message explaining rates before calls are connected; and capping
|
|||
|
interstate rates.
|
|||
|
The FCC also is taking a closer look at the surcharges some companies tack
|
|||
|
onto each call, Wallman said. In general, money from these surcharges goes to
|
|||
|
pay phone owners of the hotel, bar or other establishment where a public phone
|
|||
|
is located and sometimes to the company itself, which is the case with Oncor,
|
|||
|
federal regulators said, The FCC said Oncor's surcharges alone have totaled
|
|||
|
as much as $10 per call.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
Sonic Communications shutting down, facing probe over charge of 'slamming':
|
|||
|
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
|
|||
|
AUSTIN - An Atlanta-based long distance company embroiled in legal troubles
|
|||
|
over an unethical business practice is shutting down and may leave some Texans
|
|||
|
without service, the Texas Attorney General's Office warned Thursday.
|
|||
|
Sonic Communications Inc. has been the source of numerous complaints filed
|
|||
|
with the Attorney General's Office by customers who say the company changed
|
|||
|
their long distance service without authorization, a practice known as
|
|||
|
"slamming" in the industry.
|
|||
|
Slamming often leaves consumers paying much higher rates than with their
|
|||
|
prior carrier, according to the attorney general. Under scrutiny from attorney
|
|||
|
generals' offices in several states, including Texas, California, Illinois and
|
|||
|
New York, Sonic filed for bankruptcy in April. Due to allegations of fraud and
|
|||
|
mismanagement by Sonic, the bankruptcy court appointed a trustee last week to
|
|||
|
run the company, Attorney General Dan Morales' office said.
|
|||
|
The service shutdown, already begun for business users, is proceeding for
|
|||
|
individual consumers, according to Morales' office. In Texas, Sonic targeted
|
|||
|
Hispanic residents in Houston, Dallas, San Antonio, Austin, El Paso and
|
|||
|
McAllen.
|
|||
|
"Since Sonic is known to have switched consumers' long distance service
|
|||
|
without authorization, we urge consumers, especially those with Hispanic
|
|||
|
surnames, to check their latest telephone bills to see who is their long
|
|||
|
distance provider," Morales said.
|
|||
|
"If your long distance service is provided by Sonic Communications Inc., you
|
|||
|
may want to immediately contact a new, reputable long distance service company
|
|||
|
or your local telephone company to acquire new service," he said.
|
|||
|
No one answered phone calls Thursday to Sonic's office in Atlanta. Morales'
|
|||
|
office saud it is playing a role in Sonic's bankruptcy case and plans to ask
|
|||
|
for restitution to consumers, civil penalties and $400,000 owed to Texas in
|
|||
|
state sales taxes.
|
|||
|
One Texas lawmaker during the 1995 legislative session tried to get a bill
|
|||
|
passed to cut back on the practice of slamming. The bill by Sen. Don Henderson,
|
|||
|
R-Houston, would have required a long distance carrier to have a written
|
|||
|
letter from a consumer specifically authorizing a change of service. Violating
|
|||
|
the bill's provisions would have been a felony. The bill, however, died.
|
|||
|
"The slammers' lobby was fairly effective this session in making sure that
|
|||
|
bill died. The penalties may have been exorbitant and that may have helped
|
|||
|
kill it," said Tom Smith, executive director of the consumer advocacy group
|
|||
|
Public Citizen.
|
|||
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|
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