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n y q u i l
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* nyquil issue number two *
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here we go with issue two of nyquil. in this issue we have recluse and
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pericles doing a very funny escapade in #chinese. i was very happy to
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see someone submit, and hope many more will follow. a little info on
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our policy, we release every three days, and are currently not taking
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sites or hq's of any kinds. however that does not mean that we will not
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be taking sites etc. in the near future. so sit back and enjoy nyquil
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number two...
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-pale
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* this logged account has been edited for you the viewer *
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- Done by: recluse
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- Assisted by: Pericles (who plays the part of Doongah, the loyal follower)
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/ Well, in this little sharade I pulled off for NyQuil, I pretend to be
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the Emperor of China (going by the nick of "bockla", the Phillipino word
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for bitch) in the channel #chinese... /
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IRC log started Sat May 27 00:22
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*** Logging to irc.log is now ON
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*** bockla (Modeus@cris.com) has joined channel #chinese
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<Duungah> Si..
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<Artemis> *yawn*
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<Duungah> Say it!
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-<bockla>- Hello my loyal followers... I am the emperor of China.
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<Doongah> Hello, masta.
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<Doongah> Hajume!
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*** Terano (bhlee@roosevelt.ecn.uoknor.edu) has joined channel #chinese
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-<bockla>- This is my first visit to to the "InterNet". It seems like a
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pleasant place.
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<Doongah> Masta, I am honered to meet you, and to be in your prescense. Your english is
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very good, masta.
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*dude* be careful, too much irc and you will be an addict like the rest of us.
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....many late nights!!!
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-<bockla>- Doongah: Ah, a loyal follower! How would you like to visit China
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some day? Or do you live there now?
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<Doongah> bock : I live america. Chinatown! Doongah Jufah! Chinamen
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are friends. I know chinamen. Chinatown good.
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-<bockla>- I could have my ambassador arrange to have some of you InterNet
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people flown over to my palace.
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<Doris> hi all
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-<bockla>- Hello Doris, I am the emperor of China.
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<Doris> bockla u really?
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-<bockla>- Yes Doris.
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<Doongah> Que da who voy asar!
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* Doongah bows to bockla.
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<Doris> bockla ahahah...where r u?
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* bockla bows to the InterNet people.
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<Doongah> Bockla : may I show you around the internet, master?
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<Doongah> Bockla : this is what we call IRC, Internet Relay Chat, master.
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-<bockla>- Doris I will be flying to Zaire next Saturday. I am currently
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residing in Washington D.C. as a guest of the president.
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*Doongah* say yer a relative of Chaing Kai Shek or Mao Zedong or Sun-Yat-Sen
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*Doongah* currently flying next sunday eh?
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-> *Duungah* Mao Zendong.
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<Doongah> Hajume!
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<DOKKEN-> shit this is so fucken boring
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-<bockla>- Me and my people are discussing trade policies at the moment.
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<Jul1> get off dokken, no one likes or appreciates your language
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-<bockla>- DOKKEN- such languange around royalty such as myself. Perhaps this
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InterNet isn't so friendly as I thought it to be.
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<Doongah> Bock : this is an evil channel master. Please follow me.
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<DOKKEN-> bockla: hey who the hell are you...,
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<DOKKEN-> hell no this is irc shit
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<Duungah> Doon gah!
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-<bockla>- DOOKEN- do you know who I am? I am the emperor of China.. You
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will stop this foolishness and bow before me.
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* Doongah bows.
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<DOKKEN-> bockla: and shit at your face? hell no sorry ... NOT!!! HAHAHAH
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-<bockla>- Doongah: You will be rewarded greatly for your loyalty.
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* Doongah defends the master. Die Dokken!
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<ice> DOOKEN: don't give that shit!!!!
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-<bockla>- DOKKEN- You will pay dearly for those remarks.
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<DOKKEN-> BOCKLA: THE EMPOROR IS DEAD HAHAHAAH WE CHOPPED HIS HEAD OFF LONG
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B4 GOD CREATE THIS SHIT HOE
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<Jul1> dokken you've got a major problem
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-<bockla>- Doongah see to it DOOKEN- is tracked down and caned.
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<DOKKEN-> jul1: what???? he started whti all this crap hahahah emporor my ass
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<ice> DOKKEN: no one wants to bow....we don't care...
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-<bockla>- DOKKEN- I have taken over the throne. You silly boy, don't you
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read the newspaper?
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<DOKKEN-> uce: hehehe me not going to bow..helkll not even to god himself
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-<bockla>- Such disloyalty!!!! I am outraged.
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<Doongah> Yes, master.
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<Doongah> Hajume!
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* Doongah yells the battle cry of the ancients..
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<Doongah> DOOOOOOOOOON GAHHHHHH!
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-<bockla>- Doongah see to it I never visit this InterNet place again. The
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rudest people gather here.
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<ice> dokken: is it bockla wants people tp bow him???
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<Doongah> Yes, master. Shall we live, master?
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-<bockla>- ice That would be approprite. I am Chinese royalty.
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<Doongah> Master : Sorry! Please, forgive me master. Typing error. USA
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keyboards bewilder me.
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<Doongah> Master : Shall we exit this cursed place?
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-<bockla>- Doongah Yes, let us be off loyal servant.
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<DOKKEN-> bockla: hahahah there is no newspaper... since you become the call
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claimed emporor...you screwed all the people of their living and earnings
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that they used all the newspaper to wipe their ass with...cuz you use all
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their toilet paper wiping your own ass hahahahahaha
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<Doongah> What the fuck? Who the fuck are you? you're a liar!
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<Doongah> DOON GAH!
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<Doongah> JU FA!
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-<bockla>- DOKKEN- You are a disgrace to my people. I pray I never see you
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again.
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<ice> bockla: we r not ur people...so don't give us that shit!!!!!
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-<bockla>- ice By God YOU will bow to me!
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-<bockla>- Now I must be off.. enough of this nonsense.
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IRC log ended Sat May 27 00:34
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-- editors notes --
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there has been a little rucus over the idea that i ripped the idea for irc
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captures from a group call " k-lined ". i would like to make it clear to
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k-lined and everyone else that i did not attempt to rip the idea. i hope we
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can release in peace with each other.
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* end of issue two *
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