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[ Mind Warp - Volume #4, Issue #12, File #067 ]
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[ "Musty Flames People #2" by Mustaine ]
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Musty Flames People #2
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[mustaine]
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..ok, ok, I lied. Sorta. I am *not* going to flame Elvis this time.
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I have found people much, much more worthy of my time. This time folks, I
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am going to slam our very own Angst, and a l00ser known around here as
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"the Lizard King" or "Phiber Optik." Before you start yelling, NO, it is
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not the same Phiber Optik that is the well known hacker.
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First, shall we start with Angst? As I recall, a long time ago, Angst
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went to the same college as me. Unlucky me, eh? At any rate, she called
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Recluse (my bbs way back when), and we started a working dialouge in e-mail
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on my system. She was rather amazed with my assorted collection of zines
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in my file area, and told me she had a zine that I might find interesting.
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Unfortunately, the zine was on paper, and that would mean I would have to
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trek somewhere to get it from her. No problem, campus only has 50,000 people
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in it, and walking around all day is no big deal. Well, we finally aranged
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a meeting time in between exams, and I decide to walk to the place *after*
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I had eaten my lunch, so I could be five minutes early. Mind you, I had
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to eat lunch on the *wrong* end of campus to meet this chick. So I get
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there, and I wait. And wait. And wait. She doesn't come. Oh well.
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After trekking back to my dorm, I find in my voice mail that she has
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left a message that she is sick, and could not make it. Okay, I can let
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that slide. I have a decent temperment. N-E-Ways, school gets out, I
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hear nothing from her for like a week, and then BLAM 12:00am (at my
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parent's home), the phone rings, and on it is a chimpubk sounding girl
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asking for Mustaine. Can you guess who it was? At any rate, she and I
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make plans to exchange the zine at the mall or something. When the time
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came, my grandmother happened to fall ill, and I ended up in the hospital.
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No big deal right? I think everyone can understand an illness in the family.
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WRONG. This bitch writes me the meanest, nastiest, most selfish e-mail I
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have ever recieved. She was PISSED! This bitch then goes on to post my
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HOME PHONE number (where my parents live) on several automessages in the
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301 area code. Mistake. Listen up you pudgy little bitch. If you *ever*,
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and I mean *ever* try to phuck with me again I will personally find your
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ass, rip up your jeep, and tie you to the bumper of a postal truck. Agh.
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Now, for the Lizard King. This lamer, formally known as Tom Sikora,
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but knownst to us with suck lovely alias's as "the Lizard King" and "Phiber
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Optik" has the NERVE to pick the bone with me. First off, let's pick at
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his alias, Phiber Optik. It is a well known fact that one of the most
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famous hackers in all of computer history was known as Phiber Optik. It's
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just plain desecration to take that name and give it to someone as lame
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as Tom. Then, to actually flaunt it in front of *my* face, and have the
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nerve to leave me e-mail with the context "no one will mind if I borrow it"
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....what in the hell are you thinking bozo? Half the users on #HACK and
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#HACKERS were ready to kill the boy when he logged on with that alias.
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I warned him that half the 301/202/703 hackers weren't to pleased to see him
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using it either. Does he listen? NO.
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Not only does he have a long history of being both a PD and WAREZ leech,
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but this lamer has the nerve to pose as a well known hacker. Huh??? He
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even had the nerve to try to kick me off one of my favorite boards because
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he didn't like me making him look bad. Too bad for him the sysop gave me
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more priority. Listen up punk. It would be in your better interests to
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leave BBS land forever. Pack up the modem, and sell it. No matter what
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alias you hide behind, the behavior is the same. You've got an elitist
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little attitude, and NO ONE LIKES YOU. You leech files, try to play god,
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and piss of hundreds of users. Unlike me, who also has somewhat of an
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elitist attitude at times, you have NO CLOUT. Whenever you pop up with a
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new alias, (like Sting once said), "I'll be watching you." ...err...and I'll
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probably be flaming you. Untill I find more people that piss me off folks,
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that about raps it. Latez!
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