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[ Mind Warp - Volume #2, Issue #1, File #028 ]
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[ "Lighter Tricks" by Raven ]
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Tricks to do with Lighters and Cigarettes
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[raven/MG]
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1. Sparkling Cigarette: get a lighter, and gently turn the ignition wheel,
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just enough so that it doesn't make a spark, but that it scrapes off
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small pieces of flint. Do this over top of your cigarette box (box, not
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softpack). Now, once you have a decent amount of black, flint dust(not
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too much, just a little), lick your cigarette, and roll it in the flint
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dust. Now, go outside at night, and light up, the cigarette will sparkle
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all nice and pretty.
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2. Breathing Fire: take a disposable butane lighter, and jam it in your
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mouth! Now, push the little red button (hopefully you're bright enough
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not to use an electric ignition lighter) with your thumb that is also
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stuck in your mouth. Wait a couple seconds, and when you fill your mouth
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is full, quickly pull the lighter out (making sure not to much butane
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comes out), light it, hold it in front of your mouth, and open your mouth
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wide, while breathing a big deep breathe out. If you did it right,
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you'll see a big flame appear in front of your face. Warning: this is
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best done inside, and do not inhale the butane, or you might have your
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lungs combust. (ooh fun-fun)
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3. The "Seven Drags from a Cig" Bet: Ok, go up to someone, and take THEIR
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cigarette. Tell them, "I bet you 5 bucks that I can take seven drags off
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this cigarette without it going down over 1mm." If you actually find
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someone stupid enough to take such a type of bet, then go at it, if they
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don't take the bet, then do it anyway, it's their cig. Here's what you
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do: light the cigarette in the side of the middle. that's it, now take 7
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drags from it, and collect your money, or finish off the cig.
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4. Exploding Cigarette: This takes some of work (stressful work). Take a
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fire cracker, rip the fuse off quite short, and unwrap and tear off some
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of the paper on it, so it's a little thinner. Then take a strip of paper
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that's as wide as the fire cracker is long, and wrinkle it up. Once the
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paper is nice and wrinkled, wrap it around the fire cracker, so that it's
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roughly the same diameter as a cigarette. Now, the hard part. Take a
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cigarette, and use some thin tweezers or something to pull the tobacco
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out of the paper, being as careful as possible not to tear and wrinkle
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the paper too much. Once you have pulled out all of the tobacco, slide
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the wrapped fire cracker into the empty cigarette as carefully as you
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can, with the fuse sticking towards the end of the cigarette. The
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wrinkled paper is there to add volume and to give it a soft feel. Now,
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the OTHER hard part :) Try to pack the tobacco in as best you can, it's
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not easy at all. Now, when someone asks you for a cigarette, give them
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that one, and say that it's been in your shirt pocket all day. This is
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quite mean, if it doesn't injure their eyes, then it will at least make
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them deaf for quite a while, and sting their fingers pretty badly.
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5. Flame thrower lighters: Umm.. I was watching a movie when I was about
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ten that had this pyro dude that had this bitchin lighter that went up to
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about an 8 inch flame. And when I was 13 I figured out how to do this.
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First off, you need one of those cheep ADJUSTABLE, disposable lighters.
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It has to be adjustable. Now, pop off that little piece of metal that
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guards the flame. You'll see the adjuster which is a little circular
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piece of plastic that is around another piece of plastic. Turn the thing
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to HIGH, now, lift up the adjuster piece of plastic, so that it's
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disconnected from the other one. Now, turn it to LOW, and place it back
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down around the other piece of plastic. Now put the little metal thing
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back on, and flick yo' bic! (well, figuratively, BIC doesn't make
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adjustable lighters unfortunately) When you turn your lighter to HIGH,
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it will now be a big-assed flame that shoots out.
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Now go out there and have phun amazing your smoking buddies at what k-cool
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things you can do while getting cancer!
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