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<EFBFBD> <20> <20> <20>
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<EFBFBD> <20> Mighty Issue #17 <20> <20>
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۲<EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD> illicit "Jest Fox: Part 1?" ۲<><DBB2><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD>
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۲<EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD> Liquid By BLACK JUSTICE ۲<><DBB2><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD>
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۲<EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD> Kollections ۲<><DBB2><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD>
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Well this is the first time I am writing for MiLK, so I hope you like
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this shit story. Well at least I am no longer a Warez Freak!
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Jest Fox : Part 1
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I sunk my teeth into another juicy Wabbit, as it kicked and moaned.
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Everyday I kill at least 4 rabbits. They are the best animals to kill for a
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meal. First because they are small. Second because they can't run very fast.
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And third of all, you can find them usually sitting under a tree chomping
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on a carrot, except the Wank Bunny. You can find it usually rolling around
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with an orange.
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I am the Jest Fox. In the dictionary Jest means..... Hold on, let
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me get my Webster's New World Dictionary. Ah, here we go:
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JEST (jest) n. [< L. gerere, perform]
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1. a mocking remark; taunt 2. a joke
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3. fun; joking 4. a thing to be laughed
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at -vi. 1. to jeer 2. to joke
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Well, as you can see, before I kill my delicious rabbits for a meal,
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I always tell them a joke. I memorized a whole ton of them from the Truley
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Tasteless Jokes Collection. When ever I have nothing to do, I go to the book
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store and start to read the joke books, but the store manager always kicks me
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out because I drool all over the floor and the book. Joke are my favorite.
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Here I got one for you: Why do gorillas have such big nostrils? Just look
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at the size of their finger. He he.. I really like that one. Well anyways
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let me get on with the story.
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It was yesterday when the most scrumdiddlyumptious thing happened to
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me. I got up in the morning and went searching for a rabbit. When I saw one
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eating a carrot like usual, I sneeked up behind it and was about to sink my
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teeth into it, but at that moment, It took a big poop on my face! I couldn't
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breath through my nose because the poop was clogging my nostrils and when I
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tried to breath through my mouth, I could only breath in the smell that came
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from the poop. Well, since I couldn't really do anything, I did only thing I
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could think of and that was to try and pick my nostrils with my claws. I
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stood there trying to dig a hole in the pile of poop that was filling up my
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nose. I was running out of oxygen. And my claws couldn't pick the poop out
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of my nose! But then all of a sudden, just like a miracle, I sneezed the
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biggest, slimiest sneeze you could sneeze and it felt great! All the poop
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shot right out of my nose and smacked the rabbit dead. I went over to the
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rabbit and looked at it. It didn't move. I was sure it was dead and was
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about to devour it when I realized that if I ate the rabbit, I would also be
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eating the poop that hit it. I decided not to eat it, but I had to do
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something about the poop stain that was smelling up my whole face.
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I ran into town and looked for a wet napkin or something like that.
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I was frantic. Every where I went the so called humans were kicking me and
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pinching their nostrils. I saw a girl who had just walked out of Mc Donlads
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with her new Sonic plastic, rip off toy that didn't work. Her skirt was wet,
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probably because she spilled some coke while she was eating. I ran up to her
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and shoved my nose on to her skirt. All of a sudden her dad picked my up by
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my tail and smashed me on to the sidewalk. Then he kicked me and threw me out
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into the middle of the street where a car ran over me.
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I was falling, falling, falling, then SMASH! I hit the ground like a
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pancake being smashed by a frypan.
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I had two burning questions. Where was I and um,.... O.K. fine one
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burning question.
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<20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD>[MiLK] Information<6F><6E><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD>
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[MiLK] Sights - WHQ - Barney's Pleasure Palace! (708)965-3098
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DiSt- The Lunatic Phringe (708)232-0565
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Entropy (708)205-0935
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Mech World (708)757-0116
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[MiLK] Member Listing - James Hetfield
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Nyarlathotep
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Epic
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Plaid Wilderbeast
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Mendeleev
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Medicine Man
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Black Justice
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[MiLK] Issue Number - 17
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[MiLK] Issue Size - 5184 Bytes
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[MiLK] Date of Production: 3/12/93
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