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`--------;` `;----------'
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.-(o:o)---------.
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`. `.' ~~-. ;
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STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION
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A Twenty Minute STTNG Short:
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"The Stupidity Snare"
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Scene: Standard shot of Enterprise in orbit.
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Picard: Captain's Log, stardate, et cetera, et cetera. During a
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mapping mission of the Omicron Kappa system, we came
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across the wreckage of a Pakled ship. Commander LaForge
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assisted in the decoding of information recovered from
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the ship's black box.
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FADE IN:
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INT. PAKLED ENGINEERING SECTION
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GERARLD is standing in front of a burned-out console. Faint trails of smoke are
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drifing up out of several large holes in the front. Behind him stand ALFREYD,
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MORTIMERD and BENUTI. Each takes a turn to point at the console and deliver a
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line.
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GERARLD: It is broken.
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ALFREYD: (nods) It is broken.
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GERARLD: It must be fixed.
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MORTIMERD: It is broken.
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GERARLD: (points at BENUTI) You are smart. You will make it go.
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BENUTI: It is broken.
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GERARLD: It must be fixed.
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BENUTI: (points at ALFREYD) You are smart.
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ALFREYD: I am not smart. (points at GERARLD) You are smart. You
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will make it go.
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GERARLD: What is it? I am not smart. (points at ALFREYD) You
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are smart. What is wrong with it?
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ALFREYD: It is broken.
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GERARLD: It must be fixed.
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(fade up Horns of Doom, cut to main title sequence)
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(Space, Blah Blah Blah)
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INT. PAKLED ENGINEERING SECTION
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GERARLD, ALFREYD, MORTIMERD and BENUTI are still standing in front of the
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burned-out console.
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ALFREYD: It is broken.
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GERARLD: It is Broken.
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ALFREYD: (nods) It is Broken.
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MORTIMERD: (points at BENUTI) You are not smart.
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ALFREYD: It must be fixed.
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MORTIMERD: It is Broken.
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MORTIMERD: (points at BENUTI) You are not smart.
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GERARLD: It is Broken.
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MORTIMERD: (points at BENUTI) You are not smart.
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GERARLD: I am not smart. (points at MORTIMERD) You are smart.
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MORTIMERD: It is Broken.
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ALFREYD: (nods) It is Broken.
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GERARLD: It is Broken.
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ALFREYD: (nods) It is Broken.
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GERARLD: It is Broken.
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GERARLD: We look for things.
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ALFREYD: It must be fixed.
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GERARLD: I am not smart. (points at MORTIMERD) You are smart.
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MORTIMERD: (points at BENUTI) You are not smart.
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ALFREYD: It must be fixed.
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BENUTI: (points at GERARLD) You are smart. You will make it go.
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MORTIMERD: (points at BENUTI) You are not smart.
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BENUTI: It is Broken.
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BENUTI: (points at GERARLD) You are smart. You will make it go.
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GERARLD: It is Broken.
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ALFREYD: (nods) It is Broken.
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MORTIMERD: It is Broken.
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BENUTI: It is Broken.
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GERARLD: It is Broken.
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BENUTI: (points at GERARLD) You are smart. You will make it go.
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MORTIMERD: (points at BENUTI) You are not smart.
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ALFREYD: It must be fixed.
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GERARLD: We look for things.
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BENUTI: It is Broken.
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MORTIMERD: It is Broken.
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BENUTI: It is Broken.
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GERARLD: I am not smart. (points at MORTIMERD) You are smart.
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ALFREYD: It must be fixed.
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(fade up Horns of Doom, cut to commercial)
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INT. PAKLED ENGINEERING SECTION
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GERARLD, ALFREYD, MORTIMERD and BENUTI are still standing in front of the
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burned-out console.
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MORTIMERD: It is Broken.
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GERARLD: It is Broken.
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BENUTI: It is Broken.
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ALFREYD: (nods) It is Broken.
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GERARLD: It is Broken.
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BENUTI: (points at GERARLD) You are smart. You will make it go.
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MORTIMERD: (points at BENUTI) You are not smart.
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GERARLD: I am not smart. (points at MORTIMERD) You are smart.
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GERARLD: We look for things.
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MORTIMERD: (points at BENUTI) You are not smart.
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GERARLD: I am not smart. (points at MORTIMERD) You are smart.
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ALFREYD: It must be fixed.
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BENUTI: It is Broken.
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ALFREYD: (nods) It is Broken.
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GERARLD: It is Broken.
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MORTIMERD: It is Broken.
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GERARLD: It is Broken.
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ALFREYD: (nods) It is Broken.
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MORTIMERD: It is Broken.
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GERARLD: It is Broken.
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MORTIMERD: It is Broken.
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GERARLD: It is Broken.
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MORTIMERD: It is Broken.
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GERARLD: It is Broken.
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MORTIMERD: It is Broken.
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MORTIMERD: It is Broken.
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MORTIMERD: It is Broken.
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GERARLD: We look for things.
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GERARLD: It is Broken.
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ALFREYD: (nods) It is Broken.
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MORTIMERD: It is Broken.
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BENUTI: It is Broken.
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GERARLD: It is Broken.
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BENUTI: (points at GERARLD) You are smart. You will make it go.
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GERARLD: It is Broken.
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MORTIMERD: (points at BENUTI) You are not smart.
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ALFREYD: It must be fixed.
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GERARLD: I am not smart. (points at MORTIMERD) You are smart.
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GERARLD: We look for things.
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BENUTI: It is Broken.
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ALFREYD: It must be fixed.
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GERARLD: It is Broken.
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BENUTI: (points at GERARLD) You are smart. You will make it go.
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GERARLD: It is Broken.
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GERARLD: It is Broken.
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BENUTI: (points at GERARLD) You are smart. You will make it go.
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(fade up Horns of Doom, cut to commercial)
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INT. PAKLED ENGINEERING SECTION
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GERARLD, ALFREYD, MORTIMERD and BENUTI are still standing in front of the
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burned-out console.
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MORTIMERD: It is Broken.
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ALFREYD: It must be fixed.
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ALFREYD: It must be fixed.
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GERARLD: It is Broken.
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GERARLD: We look for things.
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ALFREYD: It must be fixed.
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GERARLD: It is Broken.
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MORTIMERD: (points at BENUTI) You are not smart.
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ALFREYD: (nods) It is Broken.
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GERARLD: It is Broken.
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BENUTI: It is Broken.
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GERARLD: It is Broken.
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MORTIMERD: (points at BENUTI) You are not smart.
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MORTIMERD: It is Broken.
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ALFREYD: It must be fixed.
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MORTIMERD: It is Broken.
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GERARLD: We look for things.
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MORTIMERD: It is Broken.
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GERARLD: I am not smart. (points at MORTIMERD) You are smart.
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MORTIMERD: It is Broken.
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ALFREYD: It must be fixed.
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MORTIMERD: It is Broken.
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MORTIMERD: (points at BENUTI) You are not smart.
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GERARLD: It is Broken.
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GERARLD: It is Broken.
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BENUTI: It is Broken.
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MORTIMERD: It is Broken.
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ALFREYD: (nods) It is Broken.
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GERARLD: It is Broken.
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MORTIMERD: (points at BENUTI) You are not smart.
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GERARLD: We look for things.
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GERARLD: I am not smart. (points at MORTIMERD) You are smart.
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GERARLD: We look for things.
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MORTIMERD: (points at BENUTI) You are not smart.
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GERARLD: It is Broken.
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ALFREYD: It must be fixed.
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MORTIMERD: It is Broken.
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GERARLD: It is Broken.
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ALFREYD: (nods) It is Broken.
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MORTIMERD: (points at BENUTI) You are not smart.
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BENUTI: It is Broken.
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GERARLD: We look for things.
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GERARLD: It is Broken.
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FX: loud explosion. Ship depressurises; GERARLD, BENUTI,
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ALFREYD and MORTIMERD are blown out into space.
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THE END. Roll credits.
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