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/ \_/\_/ \_/\_/ \ M M 0000 0000 SSSSS EEEEEEE / \_/\_/ \_/\_/ \
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/__________\ M M 0000 0000 SSSSS EEEEEEE /__________\
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DDDD RRRR OOOO PPPPP PPPPP IIIII N N GGGGG SSSSS
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D D R R O O P P P P I NN N G S
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D D RRRR O O PPPPP PPPPP I N N N G GGG SSSS
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D D R R O O P P I N NN G G S
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DDDD R R OOO0 P P IIIII N N GGGG SSSSS
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A-M00SE-ING ANECDOTES AND ILLUMINATION BY AND FOR THE PAWNS OF THE
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M00SE ILLUMINATI
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Issue #2 | Disclaimer: The Editor will place almost anything | June 24, 1988
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---------- in this newsletter out of a frantic desire to fill ---------------
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the issue, so don't blame him for the quality or content of the submissions.
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Excepting those he may have written himself, the enclosed items do not in any
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way represent the Editor's opinions. In fact, let's be real safe, and say that
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as far as this newsletter is concerned, he has no opinions at all. Okay? Good.
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EDITORIALS AND LETTERS
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Editorial from Pickle:
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Hi m00ses! Here we have issue two, which is not very large. If
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you would all make submissions it would be larger (obviously). So let's
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have those stories, party announcements, subversive plans, etc!
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As promised, in this issue we will discuss the distribution of the
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newsletter. A couple of ideas have been suggested, and they follow:
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Letter from Kamikaze:
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>Pickle:
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>Hi there big kahuna!
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>Got another thought for you to cut down on the number of copies sent. With
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>the relatively low number of nodes you have now, maybe what you might want to
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>do is have distribution sites, rather than just nodes. In other words, set
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>things up something similar to the LISTSERV's that are all over the place.
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>For example, you could send a copy to me, and then I would send to all others
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>at the Villanova thr0ng, as well as the Haverford thr0ng, and the Bryn Mawr
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>chapter, all of which are rather close to my node. In this way, we could
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>expand (as we know we will) in the number of nodes we are gathering at, without
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>increasing the number of copies you yourself send out. Once we start getting
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>large enough, we can incorporate the one-receiver-per-site idea as well, so
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>that I, as the, um, let's call it the Mid-East-Coast-and-any-parts-South
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>distributer, would send to one person at the Haverford thr0ng, and let him/her
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>get it to all the others there. Sound good? Let me know, I'd be happy to
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>invest the time in deciphering the Bitnet mappings to figure out the best
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>Bitnet-geographic places for distribution sites.
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>Kamikaze/Rick
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And another from Sabre:
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> Dear m00ses,
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> If a simple bull m00se may make a suggestion...why don't we
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>simply have all the m00ses subscribe to m00se csnotice? I'm
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>already posting the m00se droppings issues as fast as they come in
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>here...if everyone subscribes to m00se csnotice, Great Herd Leader
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>Pickle will only have to send each issue of m00se droppings to
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>the csnews facility, and then all us m00ses can bl00p with
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>delight as it is hand delivered by csnews to our own e-mail boxes.
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>Furthermore, csnews will send it flat, in a protective brown
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>wrapper...and if you subscribe now, you'll also recieve, at no
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>extra charge, the Csnews useguide! Put it proudly next to your
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>relay useguide and the notices from your cs deparetment!
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> Also, consider the advantages to regestration with Csnews...
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>after all, once there, you can sign up for any number of discussions--
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>informative info on Comic books, Startrek, SCA, Audio Equipment,
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>Computers, and so on....
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> For those of you who like to read stories...well, there's Sfstory,
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>a little ditty I cowrite. It's a very M00selike story, and once even
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>included a talking m00se!
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> bl00p forever,
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> Sabrem00se
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I think it would be easiest if we all subscribed to CSNEWS. Then comes
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a big question, though: Do you want to continue to send me submissions,
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and I'll compile M00se Droppings and post it to CSNEWS (thus using it merely
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as a distribution method) or should we drop the newsletter format, and just
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have everybody post to CSNEWS (thus using it as a listserv of sorts). Let
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me know what you think. I suppose we could do both, posting to CSNEWS for
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casual banter, and I'll compile fiction and things into M00se Droppings.
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Tell me what you think ASAP, and we'll try and reach a conclusion
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before next friday. And until then,
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Bl00p and farewell,
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Pickle
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EVENTS AND NEWS
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There is no news this week.
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FICTION AND POETRY
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There is, however, a song, submitted by Sindex. Author unknown, he got
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it at a con some time ago.
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M00SE
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When I was a young man i used to like girls,
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I fondled their curves and I patted their curls,
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But me girlfriend ran off with a salesman named Bruce,
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You'd never get treatment like that from a M00se!
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Chorus:
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So it's M00se, M00se, I like a M00se,
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I've never 'ad anything quite like a M00se,
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I've 'ad many women, my life has been loose,
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But I've never 'ad anything quite like a M00se!
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Now when I'm in need of a very good lay,
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I go to me closet and gets me some hay,
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I opens me window and spreads it around,
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'Cause M00se always comes when there's hay on the ground!
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Chorus
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Now I've made it with all kinds of beasties with hair,
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I'd make it with snakes if their fangs were not there,
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I've made it with walrus, two ducks and a goose,
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But I've never 'ad anything quite like a M00se!
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Chorus
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Now gorillas are fine for a Saturday night,
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And lions and tigers, they puts up a fight,
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But it just ain't the same when you slams their caboose
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As the feeling you gets when you 'umps with a M00se!
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Chorus
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(slowly)
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Now that I'm old and advanced in me years,
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I'll look back on me life, and I'll shed me no tears,
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As I sit in me chair with me glass of Mateuse,
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And play hide the salami with Molly the M00se!
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Chorus
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MISCELLANEOUS NONSENSE
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Apart from the above lewd song, there is no nonsense in this issue. Quite
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agreed, quite agreed, too silly, too silly.
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