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I.   Marijuana....................................By: Tripin Face
II.  Acid (LSD)...................................By: Tripin Face
III. Cocaine......................................By: Tripin Face
IV.  Inhalents....................................By: Tripin Face
         a. Whippits
         b. Glue
         c. Liquid Paper (White Out)
         d. Nail Polish Removers
         e. Lighter Fluid
         f. Scotch Guard
V.   Over the Counter Drugs.......................By: Tripin Face
         a. NyQuil
         b. Listerine
         c. Scope
         d. Sudafed
         e. Actifed
         f. Excedrin P.M.
         g. Motion Sickness Pills
         h. Cough Syrup
         i. Vanilla Extract
         j. Sleeping Pills
VI.  Getting Nitrous Oxide FREE...................By: Tripmaster Monkey


























                      How to use Drugs!

First of all, Lemme tell ya something about me.

I have used the following drugs ;

Pot
Acid
Almost every pill made
ALL Inhalents!!!!!
Alcohol
Shrooms
Cocaine


Well, I would love to go into my drug use and shit but no time.



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Marijuana (weed)


Well,  the  best  drugs  that  I  think you should do a LOT is Trips and weed.
with weed,   its better to  roll small  joints.   Not pinners  but small ones.
Dont  make them  pregnant  and shit,   because  then  they canue  like  crazy.
When  you take a hit,   don't inhale one hit at a time,   suck it all  down at
once.   Hold your  hit as long  as you can,   the longer you hold it in,   the
more  stoned you get.    Smoke weed with friends,   the more the better,   but
less stoned you get.   Use a bong with water,   better hits!   Bowls are cool,
but you  have to keep on packing 'em and shit all the time.  Three feet jokers
rule!   Also with bongs and bowls,   its better to light it,  and tap the head
for air so you can keep the weed lit.   Now with some weed,   you can smoke an
Oz,   and just be stoned longer,   but if you get the good shit,  the more you
smoke the more stoned you get.   If the weed has a good sniffy,  then it might
be good weed.   Clam baking works cool.  Close all windows and prepre to clam!
Smoking weed in your house sux,   but its cool for food and shit.  RULE > Dont
ever  get  your  ass  in  rehab!   they  brain  wash  you  and  your  parents!
Adding weed or hash to food is cool,   but you get hungry quicker, and you get
less  stoned and shit.    Its cool to be with chicks,   they get all horny and
then you get laid.  If you have very little weed,  put in a bowl, and when you
take a hit,   cover the bowl with your fingers, this way not all the weed gets
burned  when you are holding in a hit.   For cooking weed,   nuking it makes a
kick ass smell,   my parents didn't like it.    Stick about a handfull (oz) in
the microwave,   now put it in   for 1 minute on high,   but within 20 seconds
take it out,   it should be smoking.  Now take the weed and put it in some tin
foil,  and put in the oven.  Just a regular oven. Put the heat to 450 Degrees,
for about 4-5 minutes.  Take it out,  and it should be pretty hot, let it cool
down for a while.  Now when it cools down,  take out the weed.   It might be a
little wet,  its all hash oil.  Don't drain it, smoke it with the oil. Its get
you  fucked up big time.   I have found that if you  smoke big buds,   you get
better hits,   and it burns pretty slow.  Then you have more weed to smoke and
you can get more stoned.  Now, the best way to get a rush, this is something I
made up  and its  called:  "The Face Rush".   What you do is,  hold a hit, and
bend down  so your  head is in  between your legs,   now hold it in for a long
time,  and when you let the hit out,  stand up straight, and then stretch your
arms back.   (I think I will do it right now)   Feeling good,   yeah me too...
heheheh just a little joke...  A good way to come  down real  quick is getting
busted by a cop.  Just thought i'd add that in there.   It happend to me twice
and it sux!!   A good place to hide weed is in the trunk,  the pigs can't look
there unless you get busted,  or they have probable cause. So don't drive by a
pig and toke.  Seeds, I love em. They get ya fucked up, but also kill twice as
many sperm cells as weed. But who cares... you get stoned, thats what counts!!
A good way to make bowls is from a soda can. Take a fork a poke a few holes on
the side of the can.  Now on the other side of the holes, make a big hole. The
size of your thumb.  That is a carb, gives ya killer hits. Now you have a full
working bowl. wow...   2nd hand hits work sometimes, if the weed is very good.
But the best way to get 2nd hand hits is through a chicks mouth.  Let her take
a hit and then she will blow it to you through her mouth, then you get to fuck
her. I am saying this from past experince. Cunt blowing is pretty cool, blow a
hit into the chicks cunt then eat her out,  pot smoke with pussy. My favroite.
Yum Yum...  If you are using a bong with water,   drink the water when you are
done, it tastes like shit, but it has all sort of reson in it. Gets ya fucked.
Sure  does boyz.   Going to school all stoned is fun,   but I get all paranoid
before  a class.   So smoke after school,   but make  sure you  have money for
munchies. I have found that wasting all your money on drugs and not having any
left sux. Cause you meet some chicks and you cant go any where. Well, I really
don't take chicks out, I just fuck em.  But thats a different story. Will take
me a while.  Always make sure you have more weed left over, cause some times I
bring back a trip when I smoke,   and then I have more to bring it up.   Drink
orange juice,  it has some sort of acid, and it can help ya bring back a trip.
Of course it wont work  unless you have triped before.  =ME STONED=  Mary Jane
likes big bones.  Just a little saying..  When you go to nigs to buy weed, ask
for ses. They like that word. Dont smoke with people who have never got stoned
before,   they just waste the weed and they dont get stoned.   Most people who
smoke for the first time DO NOT get stoned,  I dunno why, its just fucked up I
think...  Who carez... When you get down to a roach, use a clip, duh... but if
you dont have one, I know that holding the way chicks do, gets ya better hits.
Now,   how do chicks hold joints,   with fuckin 2 fingers  over the   2 sides,
covering the holes on the side.   If a joint canues,   lick your fingers,  now
with the wet fingers  go over the  side where the Jay is canuing. It helps get
rid of the canuing. Always toke at safe fun places, you get a better high that
way.  So if your behind the movies, it sux. Kills the high so fast. But if you
smoke at your house in someones  car or something,  you can get higher better.
Smoking weed in a warm place gets ya higher, COLD kills highs. Pot smell stick
on anything and sits  there for a while.  So if you smoke in your room, open a
window,   and take visine for the eyes.   DO NOT CAUSE  ANARCHY  WHEN YOU  GET
STONED.   At least for me,  it kills my high,  unless I am tripin, I sometimes
dont care, but I usally bug out big time. Smoke a cigarette after you are done
toking,  if helps the high.   Actully smoke a whole fuckin pack who carez, you
are stoned.   I am.. Always warm up a joint after you roll it, it tightens the
paper.   Use 1 1/2 size,  its best. Double Widers is cool if you have a lot of
weed and wanting a big fat bitch.  DO NOT DRINK AND DRUG. I dont like drinking
and smoking,   it doesnt work for me.  Some people like it, but I dont like to
mix my drugs,  unless its acid and weed.  A cool way to save weed is put enuff
for one hit in the bowl, so each person adds there own weed, that way you dont
waste any.  But if you have a pound or so who gives a fuck. "But as long as we
get stoned"  Killer hits comes only to the few who know the power of the magic
of Mary Jane.  I know that when people cough after smoking weed for a while is
the sign that they are stoned.   So if someone coughs after toking,   you know
they are stoned. Most people who toke for the first few times can't hide their
high.   I can hide as long as I am not completly baked and shit.   Its hard to
fake it,   but you need to be a master of the toking world.   Which only a few
people can get that power.   It takes years of  practice to achive such power.
I just wanna mention, to all the users who lie about there drug use, fuck you.
But to the ones who really toke, -Toke till you die-
Smoking  pot a lot for a long time can reduce sperm count,   so get some chick
pregnant soon.  Me not a father. The use of illegal drugs is decreasing in the
United States. WHY?!?!?!?! Please keep on toking, and get more people to toke.
I always try to convince people to try weed, its a good drug.  Also smells can
be wrong,  I got a bag once with awesome sniffy, but the weed sucked.  So make
sure you get the weed from someone you know.  Its a lame  <- Isnt it great you
dont have to be 21 to buy drugs.   Just some spare change.  Ahhh, the smell of
burning weed,  gets me going, me take hit now. you hold.    Me getting stoned,
yeah...  A good way to beat people is take a small dime, take some weed out of
it,  and add some herb tea to it, and put it on the bottom, so when they smell
the shit they will smell the weed. You get stoned and money, the 2 things that
are very important to a drug user,   of course chicks are the 3rd,  but chicks
are always around.  Ask chicks to smoke at a party,  you dont know, maybe they
will have some weed and everybody can get stoned and laid. WORKS FOR ME BOYZ..
In order  to be a complete drug addict,   you must  able to take hits  through
your nose,   and blow it out through your nose.  I have done a few times, gets
your nose runny but its fun to fuck with it.  And it makes me and other people
laugh.  Do  not take hits and blow them out like cigarette smoke,  its a waste
of air and smoke.   Hold it in for as long as you can.   I wanna make sure you
understand  the  point of it.   Why does holding  in a hit longer  gets people
more stoned.   I figured this out when I was stoned one time,   the smoke goes
to the lungs and spreads the power of it,  the longer the smoke is in you, the
more  time  it has to cause   the damage  needed to get  stoned by Mr. Stoned.
Alot of people asked me,  whats the point of doing drugs,  well,  I always say
that there is no reason,  but its good for the mind and you get baked,  and as
long as I get baked I dont give a shit why I smoke.   I smoke to get stoned, I
dont  think  there are many people who smoke pot not to get stoned,   but as a
tool to get close to other people.   Remember,   if someone   wants to be your
friend,  ask them to get ya drugs,  I know some chick who bought me like 100's
of dollars worth of weed so I can pick er up, I didn't mind.  I got stoned and
money,  the 2 things needed to survive in this cruel world.   Always listen to
soft cool tunes,  heavey metal sux!!!  And I dont understand why people listen
it when they get baked,   I like the fucked up music of The Beatles,  figuring
out the hiding message suits me fine.   Pink Floyd is GREAT! God, this file is
long.  Why am I writing this file, well, I am fuckin baked and I always wanted
to write something about drug use, its cool. It brings back some cool memories
of my past.   Remember,  AA and NA do work, just not for me, If you want it to
work, it does.  Another fun thing to do all stoned is go see movies, those big
ass screens are so cool,  plus the movie makes sense for some reason. For some
reason  everytime I toke I get stoned.   Could it be me?   Veging,   one of my
favroite past times, yeah...
Veging is not a right,  its a privlege of the few. Now what exactly is veging?
Its a cool thing to do when you are all sorts of baked, go out to like a field
and sit there for a while and just veg at the field and the view, then get get
laid. Pretty fun, huh? I think so..

I think we are done for today boyz. Have fun.. Send me hits in the mail!


this file was writen by the ultimate toker - Tripin Face -
(C)1991 <20>egions <20>f <20>ucifer/PHUCK, Inc.

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Acid (LSD)

Also known as LSD, trips,  loony.   Wow, there is so much shit I can say about
trips, but I will try to get in all I can. Acid was legal up to the year 1963,
then it bacame outlawed. Why,  since the army and the government were using it
to test it on people to study the fuck,  people liked it and started buying it
and making it. Trips is the most fucked up drug in the world,  I know, I OD on
acid.  People ask me how did you OD on it,   well I really just bugged out big
time,   and I   was home so my parents called the cops and the paremedicts and
shit. So, if you are about to take a few hits, make sure you take em at a safe
place and a place where no one can bug you.    If you take  hits at a non-safe
place  it can make you have a bad trip.   Along with tripin   comes a very bad
thing called paranoia.   It kills me,  I bug out so fuckin bad!. There are all
sorts of diffrent acid,   I mean different forms,   it could come   in blotter
(piece of paper) Or it could be dropped on a sugar cube, but if you really get
lucky, you get liquid acid,  thats the best. Just a few drops in your eyes and
you are set for a while.    Most acid trips last for about 10-12 hrs...  Thats
an average trip.   But if you take 20 hits like me, you can trip for more then
a day or so.   But you dont get a 2nd peek. A peek is when you really start to
trip face.  When you take the hits, it doesnt kick in for about an hour or so.
Then you climb up with the trip,   and after  about 4-6 hours or so you get to
become the most triped out you will be on this trip.    But like I said liquid
acid is best, cause it works instantly. Wow, I love tripin,  fuck I wanna trip
now so bad arrrr.   A great thing to fuck with is when you start to trip face,
wave your hand around you face,   you should see trails. The name is very well
known, people talk about trails till this day.    I sometimes judge my trip by
how good  are the trails.    And if   you do enuff acid like me,   you can get
permenant trails and flashbacks.   Now with flashbacks,  no doctor can tell ya
how long these flashbacks are going to be happenin. For me I have been getting
flashbacks for more then a year now,   I mean they are not as bad as they used
to be, but they R pretty cool.  A cool way to get trails if you are not tripin
is smoke a cigarette fast,  I mean suck it down.   Now you get a head rush, go
next to any sort of light and start waving your hands,   I love that shit.   I
really dont remember what LSD stands for, but who cares,   as long as I get to
trip thats  all that counts.    It is not cool or safe to trip alone,   always
trip with more then 1 person, so you can have a 3way conversation, I sometimes
bug out if I can only talk to one person.   I dunno,   maybe its me.   Anyway,
a cool way to waste the time  after you take the hits,   I mean when you first
take the hits, you wont get to trip for another hour or so,   so while you are
waiting smoke a joint. You get stoned and then you remember you just took hits
and you luv it. I do, Well I love every kind of drug there is. Even sex. I was
addicted to sex way back, but I got over it,  thanks to some lil' fuckin chick
this story is not for you to fuckin know.  Gee, you must be laughing now, yeah
he was addicted to sex.   Anyone can get addicted to sex, if you have a lot of
GOOD sex. Ok, lets go on boyz.  Always listen to cool soft music when you trip
like drug bands, beatles, rush, all the good ones.  And try to figure out what
the song means, every drug song has a hiding meaning that only people who trip
can understand it.   I figured out the part about the  Stairway to Heaven from
Led Zeppelins movie.   Dont ever make plans on staying at one place all night.
Its not cool,  you always need to move when you trip.   Thats why I had such a
bad trip,  I triped at my house with 1 friend at night. Oh yeah, trip at nite.
During the day you cant do shit, since trips last for 12 hours or so, you need
to have something to do,  talk to people and shit. Don't ever go to school all
dosing.  It is the most fucked up thing in the world. I always felt like I was
stuck in class and couldnt do shit,  so I jumped up and started to yell & shit
in the middle of class. So, that was da last time I went to school all tripin.
Driving while tripin is very cool, fun, but fucked up.   It all depends on how
bad I am tripin.   Also, people say to me yeah I triped and I saw micky mouse.
YEAH SURE!  You dont see anything thats not there, besides the trails and some
lines on the  wall and dots.  You dont see naked chicks or anything like that.
If you have any hits send me some in the mail,   its so hard to get them here.
The best place to  get acid is at any dead show.   All you have to do is go up
to anyone who has a  tydine shirt and ask for some doses.   You can get sheets
pretty cheap.   I know.   I didn't mind,   of course all the time that I go, I
never get   to see the show,   since I would spend all my   money on the 'cid.
I dont think anyone can get physcly addicted to trips,   I know I was addicted
in some way, since I said to myself   I had to trip everyday   or else I would
stop living. I think its only me, but dont be too sure man. Oh BTQ, drink alot
of orange juice,   it has some sort of acid   that makes  the LSD in your body
go up and make it better.   When you take acid,   the LSD stores in your brain
cells & your back.   So if you trip for a while,  and then you get stoned, you
can bring back a trip very easly since pot burns and brain cells, and then all
the LSD gets realsed and shit.  Its pretty cool, you get the best trails. Plus
it can kill the flashback effects,  but it hasn't for me.    Watching TV is so
fucked up, but its cool.  Go out and buy those color posters,   with all those
fuckin colors,   I have 2 of those  in my room,    and everytime I trip I love
to just sit there   and stair at em.    Until I bug out and wanna get the fuck
out  of my house.    But thats the price you have to pay to vegge.    I always
wonderd where acid was made.    I met someone who was the rep. for  some place
factory in California who makes it. Yea, they had a sales rep. Wow, so I asked
him for hits,   but he doesnt carry the acid on him.   So if any of you wonder
who makes acid, now you know. If you want to make quick bux of acid, there are
two ways to do it. The first one is buy a sheet of acid.   And charge five bux
a hit, I bought a sheet for a 100 bux,   and I sold 10 hits and I made 50 bux.
But I dosed on the rest. So that doesnt work 4 me to well, but for some people
it will  work fine.    Also a quick and easy way to beat people is to take any
stamp,   and sell to some acid head like me,    and say its awesome trips man.
Oh yeah,  Do not do bart simpsons hits!   I heard the new ones are rat posion.
The ones I  took were preety fuckin cool.   I was buying  cid at a  dead  show
and I heard the announcment the dead made, I was outside and I heard it.  They
said to all the people   who are trippin   to stop taking bart   simpson hits.
Just thought I'd warn you guyz.  Shit, what else can I say about acid.   Yeah,
when you trip,   your eyes become so fuckin huge,  well I mean your eye pupils
become big as hell, they cover up your whole eye.   So dont stair into the sun
or any bright light, it could fuck you up.  You become sorta like a gremlin in
a way.  Sex with acid just doesnt work,  I admit I love sex, but when I trip I
rather bug out then get fucked.  Well,  oral sex is cool, but not fuckin. Just
doesnt work for me. But once I come down of my peek I wanna get fuckin laid by
every chick I see, my girl friend dident like that. But who carez, I am a drug
addict.  With 'cid you dont really get hungry or anything,   just a little bit
thirsty,  but not anything like the munchies.  I mean last summer I triped for
a whole week straight and I only had a few bowls of golden grahms,   and thats
it.  I was fucked, but I am feeling much better now.   Now with acid,   one of
the worst things about it is that you  can never tell if its real acid or not.
Unless you know the dude, other wise you are fucked. Do not ever shoot up LSD,
there is no point of it, cause if you have liquid acid, just drop it any where
in your body,   but it works best in the eyes.   You can play a sicko trick on
your teacher,   put a few hits in her coffee and sit back and relax.  And then
you find out later on that the teacher bugged out in class.  I must admit,  it
was one of my best ones. Dont ever try to get to sleep,   well you really cant
since your eyes will not close at all,    but if you do try or fall asleep you
might not wake up and shit,  I figured out  that if you have a dream about you
dying,  the body might think its dead and shut down,   this wont happen to any
one,   just people who sleep and trip.   Never take a flight anywhere when you
are tripin,   you bug out and think   you are trapped   on this fucking plane.
If I had the chance to be dosing for the rest of my life I would do it.    But
I havent got enough  liquid acid to   do a shot glass full yet.    But I  will
someday man.  For the first time tripers,   you only need about 1 or 2 hits to
trip,   since the tollernce of acid builds up like crazy.   If you don't  trip
for a while then your tollence will come down fast.  But if you trip on 2 hits
one night,  you can take 2 hits the next time and barly get off.   It takes me
around 5 hits these days to get off.    So I really need some acid man.   Also
with some acid,   it could come double dipped, that means its twice as strong,
or maybe tripled dipped.   Thats what happen to me when I OD. I took 8 Tripled
dipped hits. So the doctors told me its around 25 or so hits. I didnt think so
Oh shit, I forgot to tell ya how to take regular acid,   if its blotter,  just
put it on your tounge for a few minutes,   then swallow the hit.   With Liquid
acid,      like       I      said    just    put      it    in    your    eye.
Oh yeah   I forgot to mention   that Jimi Hendrix goes great with acid,   some
people might know that and some might not. Watch this video by D-lite.    With
all the colors and shit, its fuckin insane.

Me done now..

Writen by  -  Tripin Face
(C)1991 <20>egions <20>f <20>ucifer/PHUCK, Inc.

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Cocaine


Cocaine is the most powerful drug,   like I said in my other file, I have done
cocaine quite a lot.   But I quit  all hard drugs after I got my ass in rehab.
Cocaine is a very unusual drug,   its more of a money maker then a drug. Since
you can cut up coke so many times,    what I mean by cutting coke is that when
you first  get coke,    it comes in a rock form,    and you cut it into little
peices like crack,   but not like that,   and after it gets cut about 50 times
it gets to be shit.   You will never get 100% pure cocaine,    unless  you are
a drug cartel.  The most common mix of coke is 60-40.   I really dont know all
the shit they put  in there but I know they add sugar a lot.    If you look at
it really   close you can see   shiny things that   look like little pieces of
glass. Thats the cocaine it self.  Cocaine as most people already know, can be
taken in 3 diffrent ways:      1. Snort it     2. Smoke it      3.Shoot up.
Snorting cocaine is cool,    it gets your face all fucked.     I have been off
coke for a while,   so this is making me jonse big time.    Smoking cocaine is
hard since its powder,  the best way is get a bowl and put some weed in it and
put the coke on top of it and toke.    Works quite fuckin awesome!!   Shooting
cocaine up is fuckin sick,    I can't say that I have never done it.    But it
wasn't  my favroite way of abusing coke.     One of the best things about coke
is that  it makes feel  like the king of the world. Plus you get so much power
like a maniac.  One time I  did so much  cocaine I had to run around my house,
dont ask me why,   I was racing my dog.   And I won,   if that means anything.
There are a few easy ways to tell if someone is wired,  look at their eyes and
the nose,   if they sniff every second and the eyes are blood shot,    you can
probably tell.  Cocaine is very VERY expensive, Most dudes pay around anywhere
from $80-100$ a gram.    I get it for 35 bux,   well used to. If you go to any
dealers they will give ya  an 8th for 10 bux.   They rip ya off. I am going to
talk to you like you are about to do some coke. Put the coke on your teeth and
gum, feels good? sure does, it makes yer teeth & gums all numb and shit, feels
like a novocaine shot. A cool way to free base is take some rolling papers and
put some coke in the paper and smoke it. Ofcourse you gotta use a bowl with it
Most people who snort make lines and shit,   I used to make lines, but after a
while as soon as I would get the coke I would suck it all down. And make a big
U-turn back to downtown.  Cocaine works great   with alcohol, if you are drunk
and do a few lines, you will be undrunk in like 2 seconds, yeah undrunk is the
word. What I am about to say might not comeout the way I want it to. Ok before
you do coke, you are at level 0,     you do a few lines you get wired and your
level 200,    when you come down, you comedown hard to level -200. So you need
more lines just  to  get  back to normal, but if you do some shots of any kind
of hard liquor it will make you come down slower. I used to be on the football
team last year,   and sometimes before practice I used to do a few lines. So I
can get some power   for the practice.   It was cool for a while, but you come
down of coke so fast it sucked,   and when you do you become so goddamn tired.
Another bad thing  about  coke  is you  dont even wanna eat at all, when I was
snorting I lost like 25 lbs.  I  looked  like  a  pretzel,   and I was playing
football and shit.  So  I  had  to stop, I mean I didn't stop I just cut down.
Also with coke its very easy to beat  people,   just  take any  kind of powder
thats white,    like sugar baking soda etc..and just mix the fuckers.    Since
cocaine is so   adictive girls will do anything for it. So if you have alot of
coke you get laid easly.  Just say blow me for a few lines, it works. Going to
school all wired is fun,   but by the time I had gym I was already fuckin beat
so it was alright.  Doing shit in school was cool, go to the bathroom and toke
and line a few. Coke is also very easy to do at different places cuz it doesnt
smell, so you can do it anywhere.    Dont ever shoot coke in your dick. I know
some guy who shot coke in his dick to fuck his girlfriend all night.   He woke
up the next day and his dick was gone. Fell right off the bed,  That kills me.
There is so much   I can say about coke,    but I dont know how to put it into
file words.
A cool way to snort   coke is through a coke nail, its just a pinky nail thats
4 inches long. I used to have one of those, but the coach made me cut it. Fuck
him and the whole goddamn school.   I hate school, drop out right now. Dont go
to school anymore. Be a dumb-ass like me its great.  One of the worst things a
drug addict can do is have a money card. Thats just a  thing to say to U, Yeah
I have money lets go get fucked.     I took out around $350 dollars last month
for only drugs. So I am sitting here writing a drug file    and no money to go
get fucked.    I have $10 dollars right now, anyone who wants   to help a drug
addict please donate money for my drug use. After a while of using cocaine you
dont even like the high,    you just wanna do it cause you are addicted, thats
what happend to me,    thats why I could stop my addiction to it so easly. Now
if   you  wanna  go  into  mary  jane  and   trips,    off  forget  it    man.
I forgot to mention where the fuck coke comes from.   The name   of   it comes
from Coca Leaves, found anywhere in south america.  I dont know how to make it
or anything but I know where it comes from. Don't ever fuck with a coke dealer
coke dealers always have money and money means   power and power means deaths.
Just a little advice from past experince.
You wanna try a fucked up thing, as soon you snort  the coke, light up a butt.
Its get ya so fucked, since coke makes all hyper and nicotine makes you mellow
it mixes wrong and you get fucked up the ass.   I wish I knew how to cook coke
so I can make crack and make money. I think its cooked up with baking soda and
some amonia and shit. Having sex when you are all wired is so fuckin cool. You
fuck the chick non-stop   fer as long as you are wired,   once I start to come
down I have to stop and rest.   Me become very   tired and me dont wanna fuck.
Cocaine has so many names diffrent names,    I am not going to go into all the
names since they are so many fuckin names.   One of the things I always wanted
to try is coke and acid,   I never had the money to get both,   I'd either get
acid or coke.     Coke at parties is cool since people get so juiced they dont
care and you can suck down all their coke.    Its cool to do sexual favors for
drugs, of course if  the chick looks like your   mother I wont even touch her.
Remember if you have a    chance to fuck someone for drugs, do it.  Works fine
for me. Except for one chicks brother who wanted to actully kill me.   Since I
fucked his sister and took all her dope.  And just happend that the dope   was
his. So I got my ass fucked up.   So remember,  find out who the chick is, and
if her brothers    just  came out   of jail and shit.   It may save your life.


Well, I think    I done for now.    I probably forgot to add some good shit in
there,   but   someday   I   will   revise    these    filez    and      shit.

For more information to score   some dope,   you can find me on any good elite
system.

Have a good time getting fucked.

-Tripin Face (The King of Drugs)
(C)1991 <20>egions <20>f <20>ucifer/PHUCK, Inc.


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Inhalents




Whippets:

There is about 20 diffrent kind of inhalents, and I have done em all.  I will
start with the most common one,  Whippets.   The best place to get this is in
a whip cream bottle. Dont shake the bottle,  push the little nose thing side-
ways and suck the air.  If a little whip creams comes out its ok. Now hold in
the air for  about 15 seconds or so,  and let it out.  You wont feel anything
the first hit,  do this 3 or 4 times. And on the fourth hit or so, Hold it in
for as long as you can.   You will feel  very funny,   if you ever smoked pot
before,  its like blowing out a killer hit.  The gas in the whip cream bottle
is called  Nitrous Oxide  otherwise  known  NO2  (Laughing Gas)  used by your
dentist and doctors  during surgery or a root canal.  If used extensivly will
cause extreme laughter also known as a high.  Also whippets  come  in  little
cartriges found in  any hardware store.   Used the  same way  as  whip cream.
Unfortunatly this high only lasts for a few minutes if that.
Please note that when you get the Whip Cream, let it sit upright for a while,
this  will cause the Whip Cream  to settle to the  bottom and have the gas on
top,   and take long hits,   you will get a feeling  of euphoria and you will
feel like god!   This is a very cheap form  of getting high  and doesn't kill
as many brain cells  as  Marijuana  or any other drug.   But notice  that the
high will be very short, about 1-3 minutes... so it's cool to do Nitro before
class, or a test!! Haha...  it's great if  you just  had  a fight  with  your
parents..  you will forget all about the fight!





Gas:  Model Air Plane Gas

Gas,  first you need to get some any kind of gas,  or airplane gas works good.
Get a Jerrycan and pour all the gas into it.   Now cover up the hole with both
your hands and suck all the air.   Do this  rapidly  (in-out in-out) for about
5-10 minutes.   This will cause you to full very lightheaded and in some cases
it can bring back a trip.   It sometimes does for me,  but I  usally  only  do
gas when I am joensing for a high.   The Fumes  from  the gas  cause  the mind
to not get enuff clean air into the  lungs and heart.  So the body relaxes for
a while,   meaning you get fucked.   Make sure you have  room to pass out,   I
passed out quite a few times,  well thats  becuase I  sucked the  gas for like
a half hour straight.   And drink a  lot after you come down,   you body loses
a lot of liquid in this process.  This high only lasts  from anywhere to 20-30
minutes max.





Glue:

Not all glues work, you need airplane glue. Get a brown paper bag, and squeeze
the whole fuckin tube into the bag.  Now stick your whole face in the bag, and
start sucking it down real fast.  Do 5 hits,   then hold the fifth for as long
as you can.   Now take 5 more and the fifth hold it in.   After doing this for
about 5 minutes, lie down and relax for a few seconds.   Now as you are laying
down do the same routine of  breathing for 10 more minutes.   Using glue quite
a lot can cause intense  hallucination  for quite a long time,   and sometimes
it may not. It depends on you and the glue.  Most glue highs last for anywhere
from a half hour to two hours.  I have got a glue  high for more then an hour.
I was  just sitting on the floor watching my dog look out the window.   Pretty
fucked up, eh? Yeah well glue fucks you up big time.





White Out (Liquid Paper):

Using the white out thing, make a line on any peice of paper. Make it  about 3
inches long.   Now stick your   face as close as  you can to the paper without
touching it. And suck in all the air.   Do this for about 2 minutes.   Now get
rid of the paper.  Open the white out bottle and stick your nose very close to
the  bottle and fucking suck the air down.   This causes   quite a   fucked up
high.  You see everything but your mind doesnt quite understand it.  I figured
this out  when I was stoned and I sucked down every goddamn inhalent and tried
to  understand  how it  work and what it does.   You can  say I  am fucked up.





Nail Polish Remover:

Get any bottle of any kind of nail polish remover. Open the bottle and fucking
suck the air.   Jesuz even my dog can do that.   Do this for about 10 minutes.
With  this it takes a while to work,   and for  some people   you wont able to
see or  feel that you are fucked up.  But when  you do this,   think about all
the things you did when  you got fucked up,  and tell me  if they were normal.
This  high  lasts for  about a half hour or so,  but the  worst thing about it
is that it  gives you a  massive headache when you come down.   So I recommend
resting or  laying  down  after  you are done suckin the air out of the bitch.
And when you  do feel your headache coming suck  some more down.  It helps the
headache and gets ya more fucked up.





Butane (Lighter Fluid):

This is fucked up so bad. Its hard to get a hold of alot of this.  So just buy
10 lighters.   Break the damn  lighter and  put all the butane in a small cup,
perferably plastic so you can get rid of it when you are done.   Now just like
all  the other  inhalents suck down the   air for about 10 minutes or so.   It
smells nasty but  gets ya all  fucked up  and shit.   This high lasts for only
about 10 minutes  or so. Well,   it might last longer  but I  only did about 4
lighters full.   Dont ever drink the shit,  its nasty.   Remember,  dont smoke
while  you  are  doing  this,  if you do,  your whole   face  might   explode.
Oh yeah!  You  can get shit loads of  Butane fluid and buy it by the Oz.'s ...
get it from Zippo Lighter Fluid Bottles..





Scotch Guard:

Scotch guard is  one of the most fucked up inhalents.   You can use any bottle
of scotch guard found  in any house  hold utlities  store.   When you have the
bottle in your hand,  spray a  shit load of air into your sweat shirt.  I mean
pull up the bottom your   sweat shirt and spary it.   Now sitck your face into
the shirt and start   breathing in all the air non-stop.   Do this for about 5
minutes non-stop.   Take a rest for a few seconds and breath more.   Now spray
some more on your shirt and breath  it up man.   Now after doing this non-stop
for about 10-15 minutes you should be feeling pretty fuckin insane.  What this
causes is severe head rush,  I mean you can even stand up. But the worst thing
about this is that it only lasts for around 20 minutes or so. But its a fuckin
great high dude. Try it now...

This file was writen by the ultimate toker (Tripin Face)
(C)1991 <20>egions <20>f <20>ucifer/PHUCK, Inc.

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Over The Counter Drugs  (BTW: Chasers = Soda, Water, etc..)




I  will  begin  by  saying  there  are so many ways to get fucked off over the
counter drugs,   and each one of  them will  fuck you  up  a different way.  I
also wanna   mention that  when  I  was addicted  to  all  drugs I used to get
all  sorts of shit  so  I can just  be fucked.   Remember  if  you  use  these
kind  of  drugs  you  are  either  desprate  for a high or just acheing to get
fucked.   Unfortunatly  I  do it because of both reasons. So please if you are
addicted  to drugs,  get help.   I know I need help,   but I am  so  fucked  I
don't   even want   the  fucking help,   so keep  your  mouth fuckin shut  and
listen son.





NyQuil:

Can be  found   at  any  supermarket  or  pharmacy.  Nyquil  has  about 25% of
liquor  in  it.  Also  it  has  this  narcotic in it,  I am not sure what name
is.  The  best way  to  get fucked of  this  is do  a few  shots at a time. It
comes  with  a  little shot  glass thing  thats plastic,   fill that and its a
shot.   Of course if you don't use  chasers you get more fucked up.   Once the
bottle  is finished  you have  completed  the process  of  getting  fucked.  I
can't  tell ya what you're doing now because I can't see you. Its like getting
drunk   and   taking  a  few  perkasets  together,   pretty  cool  high   man.





Listerine:

Also  found at  any  supermarket or pharmacy.   Used for dental hygine.   This
bottle  has  about 40%  alcohol it in.   Drinking it  makes  you fucking drunk
as hell,   but has a bad ass taste.   With   this   chasers are  needed to not
throw up.   This bottle   also has   some   sort of chemical  that fuckes with
the mind.   If you  have ever   triped before,   this may sometimes bring back
a trip like fuckin crazy.   I drank 2 bottles once   and I ended  up  going on
a 5 hour trip,   this  happend  to me  because I  just came down from the trip
a few   hours before  I drank  this. So  if you do trip, this is very cool for
the mind and soul.   If you dont trip,   its  still  cool  gets  ya  all drunk
and shit.   The time  I  went on a  5 hour  trip,  I was drunk for a while but
then   I   forgot   I   was   drunk.   Have   a   good  time  getting  juiced.





Scope:

Can   be found   at any supermarket  and  some pharmacy. This is a plain mouth
was that has  some  alcohol  in it.   I think  it has 20%  alcohol,   I am not
sure  I  dont have a bottle here with me.    So if you  drink  about a  bottle
full you   can get a good buzz.    Some people might get drunk,   but since my
tollerance  is so high I only  got buzzed.   Pepermint flavor is  better,   it
has  the same   amount of alcohol but it tastes better.   Also make  sure  you
use  alot  of  chasers with this,   I threw  up a  few times  cause  I  didn't
wanna  use  chasers  at  all.   If you have any sort of pain killer pills this
makes  a    wonderful    combination    for    a    great    fucking     high.





Sudafed:

A   small box of   pills that  can  be found at any supermarket or pharmacy. I
really  dont know what it has in it,   but if you  take about  10  pills or so
you can  fucked up.  This  is  a  very  wierd  high.   It  causes  some  wierd
hullucinations.   I  was  looking into my physcedelic   poster and it was like
I was tripin.   I knew   I wasn't  tripin but I knew these  pills were fucking
me up.   I was   also with  this  chick  who told me about this,   she told me
she   thought the  exact same thing I did,   so I   phreaked  out  since   she
thought   the exact same thing I did,   then   I fucked  her  and  went to the
bathroom to take a shit.





Actifed:

Small   box of pills found   at any supemarket or  pharmacy.   These pills are
used   for   head   colds are alergies.    Taking about  10  pills or more can
cause  hallucinations  like  sudafed.    I am not   sure what  is in the pills
but  I  know what they do to  me.   I would to  take about  50  of these pills
but  I  have had the money to  buy  I would buy acid or weed.    I used to use
these   pills since they only   cost about  4 bux  per bottle,    so its cheap
way to   get fucked up.   What   do you want from a suffering drug  addict who
never has any money.   I forgot   to say the are pills red, small  and come in
12 pills per box, or  24  one or   the other.   I also want to say that me and
Captain Swashbuckler are stoned...






Excedrin P.M:

You    can find this   at any goddamn store.    These pills are for people who
have a headache and want to go to bed.   The last time  I  did these   pills I
took  9  pills   and I swear to god   I couldn't stop moving my legs and arms.
I   couldnt sleep for a few hours,   I had to   move my  whole body   around I
couldn't stay  in once place.   These pills  fuck you  up big  time.   Again I
dont know whats   in these pills.   For some   reason these  pills  have  some
sort of   drugs to   help you   sleep, but  I couldnt  stop moving  around and
couldn't even stay   in bed.   So take about  6 or so, unless you want to feel
the same thing  I  was then  take a few  for now,   later on you can take more
if you want.   Remember  dont  take  more then  15  pills  at once.   You will
totally lose it and die.





Motion Sickness Pills:

These  pills can  be found  at  supermarkets  and  any pharmacy.   People take
these pills   when they  go on  airplanes  or boats.   Take about  5  of these
pills  to start with.   Give it  about a   half hour  to go to your system and
then  it will hit you.   You feel  dizzy,   but not  bad dizzy  but good.  You
can't see  everything  so  clearly,  it comes in waves.   When my  friend  was
talking to  me  one  time,  I thought  it was my  mother and  I bugged out and
ran  out of the room.   So be  careful   with these drugs,  you dont know what
they might   do to  you  and  shit.  If  you  feel  sick at all, drink alot it
helps  calm  you  down,   orange juice  works great with  this  drug.   On the
other  hand food  sucks.   You  think  about the food then you become all sick
and shit.    So dont think about food,   think about sex drugs and rock&roll!!






All Cough Syrups:

All over the   counter cough   syrups have   the same shit in them.   They all
have   about the same   amount of   alcohol in 'em.  Usally drinking the whole
bottle   will get anyone fucked.   Some bottles   have   better   flavors then
other   but they   all do   the same the shit.   Since they   taste like  this
chasers   are a  good thing.   If you drink a bottle of  cough syrup and a few
beers   you can   really get   fucked up.   I don't   need to   describe  what
happens to   you   when you   get drunk, if you never got drunk before and you
are   reading this file you must   be the stupidest  man on the earth, next to
Walter Mondale,   just a little joke boyz. No offense to the any one who works
for the   government of the  Unites States,    I also want  to mention that me
and   Swash   are fuckin baked   our minds and shit.   Its great, if you get a
chance   smoke     some   marijuana    today.





Vanilla Extract:

Extract   is   a   flavoring  for cakes and all sort of shit. Its concentraded
vanilla.   It has   the proof   of about  180 or so. You dont really need alot
of this.   The Bottles   they come in   are very small, enuff for about 5 or 6
shots.   And   thats   really all you need   to get fucked.    It has a strong
flavor and   taste but some   people can drink   it straight,    and some need
chasers.    I don't  need  shit to drink  anything,   I can even   drink grain
straight,   well after  I   am already   fucking   juiced   out   of     mind.






Sleeping Pills:

All sleeping  pills are the same,    again  I can't tell whats in these pills,
but if   take about  1  or  2  you will get a  good night sleep.   But  if you
take  10  like  me,   you can   have some  good times. I never really got into
it because   after a few hours  I  just fall   asleep and I  can't stay awake.
This is a very   cool high but   it sux since   you cant really stay up for to
long since these   are sleeping pills,   you will end   dead asleep   on   the
floor.   This makes   you feel   on top of the world, talking to any one makes
you feel good.    I really don't like   telling you  about all the shit I use,
but I wanted   to write   these kind   of files for a while now, so whenever I
get half way sober   I try to write   files.    Its hard since I get baked all
the        time.       Have     a     good    time    with   this       bitch.


This file was written by the master toker: Tripin Face
(C)1991 <20>egions <20>f <20>ucifer/PHUCK, Inc.

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-> Free N20 <-

Written by : TripMaster Monkey



Nitrous Dioxide, more  commonly  known as  laughing gas;   one of the greatest
drugs of all time.    Not addicting,   lasts for less than five minutes,  pure
ecstasy while you are high.  Only one downfall however,  it is expensive.   We
have our ways of getting around that though,   don't we?   I have discovered a
sure-fire  way of getting free Nitrous, namely, ripping tanks of the shit from
dentists' office.   You  may have heard that sometimes dentists' use this drug
as a type of anesthesia.    Well,   it's true,  and practically every doctor's
office   has   a   few   tanks  of  the  stuff  lying   around      somewhere.

Now the first step to obtaining your very own tank (or tanks for that matter.)
of Nitrous  is to scope  out  the local neighborhood for some little dentists'
office.    Now you don't want to hit any establishment too big,   for they are
more likely to have alarms, but even this is a very remote possibility.  Next,
you want   to find   a friend  to help you out with this endeavour,  as a full
Nitrous tank is fairly heavy.  Also, plan on bringing a fairly large car along
with you,  preferably a truck if you plan to   take more than tank.    Now you
have to  do the dirty work.    Here is where you are on your own.  You have to
decide how to break in,  and that depends  on the particular dentists' office.
First,  look for any sign of alarms.    If you see any type of alarm and can't
disarm it,  then fuck it.   A few hits of Nitrous isn't worth going to Juvi or
even jail for.   The most  important advice I can give you at this stage is to
use your common sense.  Obviously, don't go for a hospital, or a lighted area,
and ALWAYS do this late, very late at night, say around 3 or 4 in the morning.
Now once   you find   where the Nitrous  tank are,   you want to make sure you
take the right ones.  Yea, that's right.   In addition to N2O tanks, dentists'
also have a supply  of   oxygen  and other  gases lying around.  You obviously
don't want one of those.    First let me   tell  you what the tanks look like.
They are usually blue, about five feet tall, and   look just like those Oxygen
tanks that scuba divers use, except only bigger.  Now when you finally get in,
you'll notice that they are usually 4  tanks connected.  First check to see if
they're actually N2O.   Then turn  the valves  on all clockwise (to the right)
as far as they will  -  this will turn them off.    This is to insure that you
don't waste any valuable N2O when you perform the next step.   Now you want to
cut the interwining metal tubes connecting all the tanks.   This isn't as hard
as you   might think.   Just be sure to  use some heavy-duty bolt   cutters or
something of the sort, and this   should take less than  4 or 5  minutes.  Now
once you've performed this task you are pretty much all set.    Just check the
PSI (pounds per square inch) valves on  the tanks to make sure you are picking
up the ones with the most compressed N2O in them.  Most dentists' usually keep
two in-use tanks and two reserve.    If at   all possible,   take ALL  of them
(hehe), but if you don't have the room in your car or truck,  take the reserve
ones.  They'll most likely be completely full (just check the PSI gauge if you
aren't sure).  Most dentists' leave notes on the tanks saying   "Reserve Tank"
and "In-Use Tank."  These are your cue.  Now snag your tanks and  get the fuck
outta there!!!!

Now that you have your  tank(s) you have  a number of options.  You can either
keep them all for yourselves,   or make some  money off your hard work.  There
should be a metal tube obtruding near the valve   on the tank, and when turned
on, you should hear the N2O just oozing outta the tank.  Well, either keep the
m for yourself, or sell them.   Better yet, if you are up to it, you can go to
a Grateful Dead show or some   other Hippie  deal drug fiend (like we aren't!)
type show and  sell balloons   of the Nitrous.    This method will be the most
risky (always have  to be on the   look out for   those pesky Stadium security
guards), but will yield the best results.    You could   sell balloons  of the
stuff for  5  bucks a piece,  and depending  on how full the tank was that you
ripped off, you could   walk outta the  concert a rich man.    Or, once you've
completely used   up the tank (if you got lucky and got a completely full one,
this won't be for a while),   you can try   and get the tank  refilled at your
local Chem department store like 'JanCo', or some   store that  specializes in
such things.  Say you need some for your car (tell them 2O PSI), and have some
fake  ID ready saying you are over 18.  Or, you can sell the empty tank to one
of your  buddies at school or what not.  But before doing the above, make sure
that you   completely  scratch off ANY serial numbers on the tank or any trace
of where the tank   came from.    You never know what can happen, or who would
narc on you.   It just pays to be safe.   Well, that's all that I can tell you
now.      Now     just   get   those   tanks   and   buy   those     balloons!

- Tripmaster Monkey
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