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In the closing days of WWII Allen Dulles of the CIA met secretly with
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high-ranking SS officers, including Karl Wolff. What did they decide? We
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can only make an educated guess based on present conditions which, at
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least, are richly suggestive. What follows is speculative fiction.
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DULLES: Karl, I don't think you guys should surrender. My brother, John, and
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I have always liked German Big Business and life in the OSS was pretty
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mundane -- not like my frat house days. You guys, with all your neato
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emblems and mystic rituals must've had a lot of fun in the war. So I think
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we should join forces in a secret new post-war elite.
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WOLFF: But Hitler is a madman; he's losing the war. Only I.G. Farben
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supports him any longer. So who would bankroll us?
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DULLES: I've been thinking about that. Karl, do you know most of the walth
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in MAmerica is owned by elderly women?
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WOLFF: Also in Germany -- especially since the war has made so many
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widows.
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DULLES: My assistant, Mary Bancroft, is in therapy with Carl Gustav Jung
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and he has a theory I think will appeal to rich little old ladies. Jung thinks
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the stron gfather-figure in the Germanfamily conditioned Germans to
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accept a national strongman like Hitler.
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WOLFF: Yes, we were wrong to listen to Htiler; he's losing the war.
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DULLES: And that is exactly what we will tell those rich old bags -- that
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Germany went wrong because Germans were taught to listen only to men.
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WOLFF: That's madness! Men are superior to women, just as the State is
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superior to the individual and we Caucasions are better than most people.
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Who fights the wars? Men! Who starts them? The State! And who benefits?
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Caucasions! Wars provide great opportunities for heroism and sacrifice!
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DULLES: Of course. Of course. If we will them that, though, we won't get
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their loot. Besides, some of them are Catholic and therefore officially
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against racism. And, anyway, why take money from those who agree with
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us if we can get it from the opposition, instead? We'll offer Jung's idea as
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a secret teaching of a secret society.
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WOLFF: In other words -- what you American scall a con game?
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DULLES: Yes. We milk the old hags for all they're worth in the name of
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everything decadent like peace, equality and liberty -- and, of course,
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matriarchy.
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WOLFF: But will not she who pays the piper call the tune?
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DULLES: Not if we keep her divided against the rank-in-file under us, the
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young men who do the dirty work -- leaving us as the arbiters holding the
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fulcrum of hidden power.
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WOLFF: But how?
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DULLES: What do little old ladies and Catholics all agree about that
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healthy young men -- such as joined Youth for Hitler and OSS -- will find
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outrageous?
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WOLFF: (half joking) Jacking off, maybe.
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DULLES: That's it! We"ll get the little old ladies to tell the young guys not
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to masturbate, or only to masturbate when given permission. Then we'll
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play both ends against themiddle.
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WOLFF: Today, silly arguments about jacking off; tomorrow, famines in
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Africa, Asia and Latin America. I can see it already!
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KULTCA
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#16-1986
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c 1986 Kerry W. Thornley
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Available from:
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Illumi-Net
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(404) 377-1141
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