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|#depressed - The Takeover|
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+-------------------------+
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Special Thanks to "m" for his sharp wit and clever
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take-over technique.
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What could be more depressing than having your channel taken over?
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We decided to find out. In order to get the best results, we chose
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#depressed as our target. Here is what they had to say...
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*** Topic for #depressed: If you will be attending SummerCOn 95
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in Atlanta msg [GoD]
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*** Users on #depressed: DeMoNiKa havok kemo @dirthole m alien @Blues Misery
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SexyLilDv @madrigal @robs @Speedmst @Kay @BioHazard reznor
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<m> my life is falling apart at the seems.
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<m> No one loves me.
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<m> i'm here all alone and in my pathetic life.
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<m> I can't even get ops on an irc channel. i'm so pathetic. i hate myself.
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*** Mode change "+o m" on channel #depressed by madrigal
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*** Mode change "-o-o-o dirthole Blues madrigal" on channel #depressed by m
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*** Mode change "-o-o-o robs Speedmst Kay" on channel #depressed by m
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*** Mode change "-o BioHazard" on channel #depressed by m
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<madrigal> that's what i figured he'd do.
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<m> I love you guys!
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<BioHazard> you asshole!
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<robs> fuck!!!!
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<robs> just wait...what goes around...
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* BioHazard ShOuTS: To kick m, /msg BioHazard k
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* BioHazard ShOuTS: To kick/ban m, /msg BioHazard bk
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* BioHazard ShOuTS: To leave m alone, /msg BioHazard s
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<Spanky> hi demonika
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*** Mode change "+o DeMoNiKa" on channel #depressed by m
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<madrigal> DJiNN ?!?!? HAHHAA! That's a script?!?!?!
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<m> teehee.
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<Beckster> KICK HIM!!!! he's an ass!!!
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<m> no, it's not.
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<m> I'm not an ass.
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<m> I love you.
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<Dulcinea> your a jerk
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<m> madrigal tried to hurt me.
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<Beckster> so u take it out on the rest of us?! u r an ass!
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<Dulcinea> You're lower than a slug, m ...
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*** Mode change "+b madrigal *!*@eagle.ais.net" on channel #depressed by m
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*** madrigal has been kicked off channel #depressed by m ( do not try to hurt
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me. i didn't hurt you. )
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<m> I love you guys.
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<m> no way!
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<m> I would never hurt the ones I love.
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<Beckster> then reop us, dammit!
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<m> you are my sole reason for living.
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<m> i told you before that ops are my feeling of power.
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<Dulcinea> Let's create another room and let the weenie have his fun all
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alone
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<m> *madrigal* it is the very end for you.
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<m> he is so mean
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<m> *madrigal* unban me or suffer it worse.
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<DeMoNiKa> She said "weenie"
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<m> he does not love me.
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<m> i love him still.
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<m> he is mean, but i love him.
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<m> I love all of you in this channel more than life itself.
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<Dulcinea> making #Depressed2
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<m> n01@#
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<m> I love you guys!
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<m> don't leave me
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<Dulcinea> See ya m ... you dork
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<Dulcinea> ciao .
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<m> you are still welcome to have discussion.
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<m0rph^_> hello
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* Dulcinea has left channel #Depressed
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<m> there's no stopping of depressed discussion.
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<m> hey seedtime
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<seedtime> hiya m how a bout ops?
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<m> seed: i don't know how much i love you yet.
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<m0rph^_> can I have 4 ops?
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*m* people are funny.
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<seedtime> why?
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<m> hey gaucho.
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<m> do you love life?!
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<gaucho> hey m
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<seedtime> I want to kick dirthole
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<gaucho> ?
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<m> YOU BETTER FUCKIN' LOVE LIFE TO BE IN THIS GODDAMN CHANNEL.
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<gaucho> sure
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<m> dirthole is wonderful.
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<m> EYE LOVE LIFE BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSE@!#!@#
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<m> madrigal is is on #zines. teehee.
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<m> all the good people must stay pure.
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<Kaitee> hmmm..
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<m> madrigal is proclaiming me a lamer on #zines
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<seedtime> well I thought i was pure
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<m> i love life.
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<m> do you love life, plae?
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<pale> life!
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<pale> i LOVE life
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<pale> i drOoL over life!
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<pale> gimme life
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<m0rph^_> I lub life
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<DeMoNiKa> Life is b00tiFuL
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<CEE> BekSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hi !! hon..
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<pale> you know what guys?
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<Beckster> CEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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<pale> i dont like people calls CEE
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<m> hey precious
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<pale> so
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*** CEE has been kicked off channel #depressed by pale ( bye )
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<m> life is like a daisy or rose
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<Beckster> re bluie!
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<Kaitee> what assholes
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*** Azathoth has left channel #depressed
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*** Dulcinea (dukuck@199.183.203.93) has joined channel #Depressed
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<pale> i dont like people called kaitee either!
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<Beckster> come to depressed2
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<CEE> BLUES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Honey !!!!!!!
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*** Mode change "+b Kaitee *!*aite@*.mcs.com" on channel #depressed by pale
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<Blues> huh!
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<m> madigral is very mad at me.
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<pale> cee - you are making me angry
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<pale> m - arent we all mad?
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<Blues> Becky my honey bunny
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<Beckster> wonder y, asshole!
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<Dulcinea> I made Depressed2 and Beckster is there ... anyone care to join
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<Blues> CEE!
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<m> ahaha
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<pale> i need to work on my soccer game
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<Blues> what happened here?
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*** Blues has been kicked off channel #depressed by pale ( bam! goal$^*)@ )
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<m> this is where REAL conversations happen.. not a lam-0 ddepressed2
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<pale> score for pale!
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<m> pale - don't kick so much.
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<pale> m - ah comon
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<m> pale: be nice
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<pale> m - ok. i fear you.
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<m> pale - i want people to love me.
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<m> i love you guys.
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<llg> you all suc
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<m0rph^_> naughty naughty
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<m> people with ops are diseases with greed.
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<DeMoNiKa> :)
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*** BioHazard has been kicked off channel #depressed by m0rph^_ (_angstful
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kick_)
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<m> hahaha
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<m> madrigal tried to bomb me.
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*** ladiesman (kohman@ix-bal1-15.ix.netcom.com) has joined channel
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#depressed
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<DeMoNiKa> Ladies man w/ the n3tcr00z3r!@#@#
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<ladiesman> Hey demonika
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<ladiesman> Ladiesman in a very good mood
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<ladiesman> Roses for all the ladies and high fives to all the guys
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<ProzaK> re
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<m> THIS IS NOT A TAKEOVER.
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<m> THIS IS AN EXPRESSION OF MY LOVE.
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[When threats to our hero "m" bear no fruit, madrigal, class one lamer,
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resorts to begging.]
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<madrigal> m: No it's not a takeover! You just deopped everyone!
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<madrigal> m: and brought in your friends!
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<madrigal> m: Please!
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<m> madi: ALL OPS ARE GREEDY AND EVIL. I LOVE YOU ALL NOW BECASUE YOU ARE
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PURE AND NOT GREEDY.
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<m> I AM EVIL.
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<m> I LOVE YOU
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<freakgrl> well.. this is as fun as rubbing sandpaper on your private
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parts..and i should know....
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[Ahem.. One wonders where freakgrl picked up such loathesome habits]
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<madrigal> m: see professional help. Power Monger!
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<m> YOU DONUT DESERVE MY LOVE, BUT I STILL LOVE.
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<m0rph^_> Me T0o!@!#!@#!@
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<seedtime> m=mental problem
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<m> THANK YOU FOR THE LOVE.
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<m> I HAVE BEEN IN NO THERAPY, SEE HOW INTELLIGENT I AM?
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<m-freeze> <STATIC> REPEAT! THIS IS NOT A TAKEOVER. WE ARE JUST
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SHOWING OUR LOVE TO YOU! <STATIC>
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*** m_freeze has been kicked off channel #depressed by m (only i am allowed to
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say that (i still love you).)
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<m> EYE THINK I WILL PAY #DEPRESSED2 A VIZIT T00.
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[At this point, we have our hero "m" attempting to enter the newer
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channel, #depressed2. Here is his his *own personal log* of his adventure.]
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<m> ALL THE ELITE PEOPLE ARE HERE.
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<m> METHOS YOU TRIED TO HURT ME.
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<m> THAT WAS NOT NICE.
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<Beckster> Ha m_freeze, so you think yourself my equal...hmmm...
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<Beckster> But I have something I must tell you...
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<Beckster> You see m_freeze, I am not left handed either.
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*** m_freeze has been kicked off channel #depressed2 by Beckster (| PhoEniX |)
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<m> YOU D0NUT L0VE ME?!
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<m> I LOVE YOU BECKSTER.
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<m> YOU HURT MY FEELINGS.
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<Blues> stop it M
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* Beckster wonders how well m would work as a conductor.
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* Beckster ties m to the base of a lightning rod.
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* Beckster is pleased as a storm starts brewing and lightning
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strikes the rod.
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* Beckster takes notes as m 's nervous system becomes a superconductor.
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*** You have been kicked off channel #depressed2 by Beckster (Fo)
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<m> EYE NWO.
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[Our hero, "m", fights back]
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D/J] Flashed Beckster (rebeccab@grove.ufl.edu)
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*** Topic for #depressed2: Join in the kill M game!
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*** Users on #Depressed2: m m_freeze madrigal @Beckster @Blues @SexyLilDv
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<m> EYE NWO.
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D/J] ABNORMAL MSG DETECTED. Ignoring [methos]<5D>p3Q for 0 minutes.
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<m> [METHOS] TRIED TO HURT MME AGAIN.
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* Beckster dumps a can of gasoline on m
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* Beckster lights a match and tosses it.
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* Beckster laughs as m turns squirms and smokes to a blackened crisp.
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*** You have been kicked off channel #depressed2 by Beckster (| PhoEniX |)
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[Again, "m" must prove his love...]
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[D/J] Flashed Beckster (rebeccab@grove.ufl.edu)
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<m> DON'T YOU LOVE ME@?#!
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<Blues> may I have ur sex?
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<madrigal> op me. I can get rid of him.
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*** Mode change +o "madrigal" on channel #Depressed2 by Beckster
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<m> h0h0.
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<m> I'M IN TrOBULE N0W
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[D/J] BAN ON YOU DETECTED. By: madrigal
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*** Mode change "+b m *!*@grace-fddi.isc.rit.edu" on channel #Depressed2
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by madrigal
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*** You have been kicked off channel #depressed2 by madrigal
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( we don't love you. )
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[D/J] Flashed madrigal (skippy@eagle.ais.net)
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*** #depressed2 Sorry, cannot join channel. (Banned from channel)
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Here, our hero's saga ends..
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the m1ghty m0g3l - takeover
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d3m0nik4 - narration
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d1s0rd3r - at work
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