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---------------------------- I Bleed for This? ------------------------------
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------11.26.94-----------------------------------------------------#023------
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IBFT Syndicate: A New Group for a New Tomorrow
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by Snarfblat
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In an effort to allow more people to take part in IBFT, we have opened our
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doors to the public. We are currently taking submissions for a secondary
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project under the IBFT name. This project will take the form of an
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approximately monthly zine, tentatively titled "I'll Hit You Back" after
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Jane's Addiction's first label. It will be an outlet for the confusion of
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our generation; a forum in which those who really know what's going on, to
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cry out "why the fuck don't we all just die"; a battlefield for your cocked
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and loaded angst cannons. The best part of this, aside from finally getting
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yourself heard, is that if we publish you, you are now an official member of
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IBFT/Syndicate.
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To apply for membership in IBFT syndicate, fill out the following
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questionnaire and mail it back along with as many writing submissions as you
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want. If we select you as a member if IBFT Syndicate, we will let you know
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before we publish the first issue of the zine.
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And please remember that being in the Syndicate does not mean you are in
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IBFT. If you ever claim to be "in IBFT", I'll find out where you live and
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stick my finger so far up your mom's ass that it will be way far up there.
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Example of how cool you could be:
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+----------------------------------------------------------------------+
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| /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ I'll Hit You Back /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ |
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| vol. I |
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| A Project of IBFT Syndicate |
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1. How to be a ninja by Copperhead
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2. IRC Personality Disaster by Fang ][
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3. Anarchy at McDonalds by Coaxial Mayhem
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4. Surviving high school when you're
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better than everyone else (Your name here)
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5. How to make a fake gun by Lupus Yonderboy
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etc.
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So... Cut along the line and mail this shit back now!
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IBFT Syndicate questionnaire.
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1. How many times were you beat up in high school?
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2. How many hours per day would you expect to spend on IBFT/syndicate
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related projects?
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3. List Internet services you have access to. (FTP, IRC, etc).
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4. Please indicate any privileged status you have at your site.
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(example: superuser status could be used to set up FTP/WWW server
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newsadmin status could help push through IBFT newsgroup)
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5. How could she leave you, when you had so much love to give?
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6. Why did you fuck Kennedy?
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7. Why the hell should we let you join IBFT Syndicate?
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8. Check here if you forgot to put Kennedy's diapers back on after you
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packed her colon full of rotten fruit: [ ]
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9. How many times did you try to commit suicide by running with scissors?
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10. If there's anything else you want to say, do it now.
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Send the above form, completed as best you can,
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to bleed@unix.amherst.edu
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Remember: if you have anything of value to say, you have a chance at
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being recognized as a member of IBFT/Syndicate, and being published in an
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issue of I'll Hit You Back.
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Good luck.
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==============================================================================
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IBFT: If we hate you, you don't deserve to know why.
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Information:
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bleed@unix.amherst.edu
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ftp.etext.org:/pub/Zines/IBFT The Eleventh Hour (617)696-3146
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