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in this place, please find a new electronic magazine, "the humus report"
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(HUMUS.xxx)... to give credit, NUTWORKS gave me the idea for this thing,
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and i'd like to give it a slightly different feel, if for no other reason
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than getting NUTWORKS out here on the west coast is a little iffy at best...
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if you have conservative leanings and are easily offended, please do NOT
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download this file... i don't want to hear from anyone that says they read
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it and want it burned like perry como records...
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feel free to spread this sucker to the ends of the earth, with one
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proviso: it cannot be given out for monetary remuneration of any type,
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except that which is paid back to the publisher/editor (>ME<)... other than
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that, feel free to upload it anywhere you wish, give it to friends, etc...
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this publication is a subscriber publication. if you like what we do
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here, please subscribe... subscriptions guarantee that you will receive
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each and every Humus Report that sees the light of day... i hear you
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saying, "where do i send my money? i don't ever want to miss your fine
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publication..."
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caren park
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2557 Fourteenth Avenue West
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Suite 501
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Seattle, Washington 98119
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(01 January 1992)
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A few remarks from the chief bottle washer:
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Hello, there, fellow friends of weird. We are very happy to bring
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to you the strangest and most absurd that we can find in a format pleasing
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to the inquiring mind. We will attempt to bring to you items of focus,
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items for the discriminating thought process that some of us have (usually
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after we order a Domino's Pizza with everything but onions and cooked
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tomatoes on it), items with little social redeeming value. These are our
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goals, and we wish you to become a small part in this orchestration.
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If those among you would kindly send in junk that you have no other
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use for, stuff that you read and find humorous, filth that no one else will
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take, stories absurd or preposterous, news that isn't fit to line
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litterboxes anywhere, if you would send those gems to us here at The Humus
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Report, we'd appreciate it. Our address will be given to you near the end
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of our report. We will cull from the post office box all death threats and
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denunciations, and print what we can of whatever is left. The rest is up to
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you...
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We would appreciate it if: (1) the sending of copyrighted material
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for publication was sent ONLY if you also send along a legal release for us
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to use that material; (2) if you should see non-attributed copyrighted
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material in our stuff, please let us know ASAP so we can take appropriate
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actions; (3) if you like what we do here, please donate whatever you feel
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appropriate, so that we can continue to bring you this stuff month after
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month...
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We would also appreciate it if you would distribute this newsletter
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far and wide, to the six corners of the world, to the heights and depths
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your soul can reach, the ends of the universe, and even to the Super 8 Motel
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just outside of Milwaukee, if you should happen to be there before I... The
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only restriction I make upon its distribution is that NO CHARGE, zero,
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zilch, nil, none, all of the above, NO CHARGE will be made for this
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newsletter unless I receive 100% of that charge... This means, NO CHARGE
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for diskette distribution, NO CHARGE for inclusion with other junk, NO
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CHARGE for access, etc... As I am insured by the Guido and Vittorio Pin-
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Stripe Violin Case Maker Insurance Company, I hope there will be no
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exceptions...
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I also have a program called CKP-MSG.ZIP which contains virtually
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everything you will see here and over 3 megabytes (in ZIP format) more. For
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a nominal cost per year, I will provide the latest copy of the
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ibEENmISLED/compatible program AND the latest updates of the datafile to
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you... address inquiries about this program and/or the datafile to the:
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caren park
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2557 Fourteenth Avenue West
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Suite 501
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Seattle, Washington 98119
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(01 January 1992)
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