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$$ .d""b. .d""b. HOE E'ZINE #1095
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$$ $$ $$ $$ $$ss$$ "A Few Journal Entries"
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$$ $$ $$ $$ $$ by, Mr A Jim
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$$ $$ $$ $$ $$ $$ 06/14/00
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[-- $$ $$ $$ $$ $$ $$ -- ------------------------------------------- --]
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$$ $$ "TssT" "TssT"
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rock my soul! i did in your mother's bosom last night, a joke. perhaps the
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ad on the bus indicated legumes lagasse emeril emeril lagasse might go
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something like this:
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EMERIL LAGASSE: Hi, I'm Emeril Lagasse and there's a few facial
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moles.
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FACIAL MOLE 1: Hi, I'm Emeril Lagasse and here's a facial mole.
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FACIAL MOLE 2: Hi, I'm Emeril Lagasse.
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EMERIL LAGASSE: Hi, I'm a facial mole.
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some day, i will become famously rich and famous with my discovery of the
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invention of the coinage of the thing where people come home at the same
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time. just like me 'n' dad, we go everywhere together. preceeding alex's
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law, it will become the psychology today of the time (actually tomorow
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then) and it won't even be raining lightly. i think the 'neurologicate'
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Christopher " 'emerald' emeril lagasse" Knowles said it best--
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one two three one two three one twooo three do si do si do si
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[and much later, since the movements are like 20 minutes]
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fu do si fu do si fu do sir
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"The Center gives you thirty days...
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"Go to New York a Phonic Center on Ele...
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"Please Call Br9-5555... (...)
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"Al these are the days my friends and thse are teh days my friends.
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Look... batch catch hatch latch amtch patch watch snatch scratch...
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Look.
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SWEARIN TO GOD WHO LOVES YOU
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FRANKIE VALLI THE FOUR SEASONS"
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certainly was an odd fellowe, i must say. dr. A. Argeo "chip" Octagon has
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novocaine lidocaine don't touch my cane cocaine lo mein but why didn't _I_
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go for the M.D.? it was probably the lush chords. also, and that i
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couldn't stand cuttin' folks up. sure, i wasn't sure surely if they
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wouldn't let me get by without it but i certainly ain't a bettin' man and
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that certainly wasn't no time for inquiry, no suh. i'm black. can't you
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tell//?
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i will be paid a weekly stipend to follow the drum major and make sweet
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love. hold on, i'm comin! cadences are easy so far, but there's this
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steve gadd thing coming up that might take work. and i've got the big
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drum.
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The actual writing of the chorale itself only took me about fifteen
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minutes--last night, using Finale 2000. The problem clearly was that
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instead of a joined bass and treble clef, I ended up with seperate SATB
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that couldn't share each other's staves (two treble, an octave-treble,
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and a bass). The end really packs a punch with its flowing baroquality
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(don't be condescending, mein friend). I never had time to fill in the
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gaps, just ignore 'em. Me. Shuffle only on beats 4 and 4+.
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[two months later]
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it's not that i'm ebarrassed, but the whole deal really was overly
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simplefied and i did just let the whole thing run. video game music,
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everything i did there.
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... 4/15/0
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Don't ever use ma huang or other ephedrine-containing products on a
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recreational/self-help basis. Ever. Most peoples' hearts are strong
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enough to take it, but the withdrawal after even a day or two is not worth
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it. Responding to the ephedrine's (chronic? does that mean
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"lung-related"?) respiratory anti-inflamatory and decongestant properties,
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at ~T+10h and for the following ~4 days, upper breathing passages will be
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uncomfortably and conspicuously constricted. What is worse is probably the
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ever-present sensation of having to empty one's stomach, as the back of the
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tongue is being irritated by the swollen throat walls and tonsils. I had
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expected some sort of "tolerance" to the nonmedicated state to roll around
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after a day or two, but no luck. Natural relief only comes after being
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frightened or woken up, when adrenaline is released. Adrenaline has very
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similar effects to ephedrine (ephedrine being originally synthesized as an
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ingestible alternative to adrenaline for treatment of bronchial
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inflammation, then later made obselete by pseudoephedrine and 'new'
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synephrine). On the other hand, this has been a very reassuring lesson in
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why not to do drugs.
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---
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... 6/12/0
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Palpitations are pretty frequent now. Caffeiene leads to a sensation of
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severe pressure and nausea radiating from the upper chest. Small amounts
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of alcohol are scary. Right now i'm sort of just riding this out and
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waiting for something to happen. There's a very blurry line between
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psychosematics and actual events right now. It's taken a conscious effort
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to ignore the frequent sensation of being choked...
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i been around tha block
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i live my little life
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i once wrote a little story in nebraska bout a guy
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the teacher said i like the way you write
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i said right
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--------
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Dinner parties/folk jam sessions with aging ex-hippies who just spent 10
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years in a cult in the desert but who are now heading back to their jewish
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roots can be enriching in several ways.
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After a paper cup of wine and a slice of pie:
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"Watch me make fun of my husband," Sylvia said with a giggle.
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"Hey, watch out, she's about to make you look bad," Eddie warned.
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"Don't worry, I've got my hearing aid in," Pete reassured Eddie
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and the rest of the eager crowd.
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"Yeah, but now you can't hear low frequencies," Eddie said in his
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typical quasi-boast.
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"Aah, not in this ear, though," Pete quickly retorted, wary of
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learning a lesson at the hands of Eddie. "In this ear, I can hear
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low frequencies better than anyone."
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"Especially... FLATULENCE." Sylvia giggled and then cast a dead
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silence.
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"Barbarigmus, too."
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"What, you can hear Puertoricans?" Sylvia bubbled, sending the
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entire post-1940's ex-New York City crowd into hysterics. Sylvia
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like to pretend she was drunk.
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The big Indian drums were unsyncopated and the tablas were difficult and i
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was glad when it was over.
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shirtless, man. i was totally shirtless.
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HAHAHAHAHA\
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just read kreid's "luke rides with the wind" at a variety show. there
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weren't many laughs.
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"DYNNE" - "POR QUE OREGANO NO ME CAE BIEN AHORA"
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Por Mr A Jim
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Recib<69> un resfriado en el medio del d<>a. Moco claro viajaba
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consecuentemente abajo, abajo de los ojos y la nariz, abajo a la garganta.
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Me duele la cabeza, pero me duele la gente especialmente. Cuando entramos
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Pakistan, <20>por qu<71> debemos estar asuntos a los chistes de los otros
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naciones? Mucho como sentando en qu<71>mica, tener un enfermedad facial puede
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doler la posibilidad de recibir regalos para un comentario erudito.
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Al parecer, cuando no puede continuar la legado de McCarthy, no puede ganar
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respeto de 'botes, compa<70>eros de clase, ni quasi-enemigos de Asia del
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sureste. Al parecer, cuando no estamos <20>speros y pendencieros sobre que es
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m<>s all<6C> de crim<69>n (relaciones extranjeras), mentiras ser<65>n distributadas
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f<>cilmente. A<>n si lo hacemos perfectamente claro que nuestra esperanza
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s<>lo es reinstalar la democracia en el pa<70>s, lo ser<65> notado que estamos
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super-agresivos/molestos/ir<69>nicamente <20>inmaduro<72> y no que tenemos moco
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claro viajaba abajo la cara. El buck se para aqu<71>, y un orificio nasal
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rojo para todos.
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En aprendiendo que Jordan fue a<>n vivo, la decisi<73>n fue r<>pidamente hecha
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arrojarme en el lago. Esa decisi<73>n fue r<>pidamente inversada. Quiz<69> fue
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que la disputa sobre Kashmir (y algunas armas nucleares) derram<61> en la
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percepci<63>n de relaciones extranjeras y mentiras distributadas. Me gusta
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pensar que el problema completo es que su presidente tiene un resfriado.
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the ecliptic warrior
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verbal tactic avenger
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sporadic vocabulist in a grace of splendor
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i who so magnificently emerged
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vicariously throughout different points in time
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changing the mindsets of
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multiple individuals
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recording live sessions and stealing artists' residuals
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[rekonstruction
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creative abduction]
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DrWeintraub69: i was sleeping in classes, i was going absolutely crazy on
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prozac, slowly i just started going less and less
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Mr A Jim: are you still on prozac?
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DrWeintraub69: no way
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Mr A Jim: cool
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DrWeintraub69: and my school kinda freaked when they heard i was takin 2
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months supply in one night
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Mr A Jim: any physcial side effects?
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DrWeintraub69: not really
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Mr A Jim: that's a surprise
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DrWeintraub69: just basically either really fukin hyper or really fukin
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tired
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Mr A Jim: i meant from taking the huge dose...
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DrWeintraub69: thats what i meant
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DrWeintraub69: regular dose diddnt do shiot
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Mr A Jim: ahh
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Basically, it goes like this: you come home and there's some other person
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who lives in your house who's also coming home. And it happens a lot.
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Steve's law.
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ALEX'S LAW: It's raining, but not very hard.
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"i eventually returned after giving janie the silent
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treatment for like 5 months, and having fixed my eyebrows.
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there was also this new phsycologist dude which we like to
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call dr baldy, who we were made to see like twice aweek,
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we devised a scheme to pretend like were in living hell so we
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can miss class to see him....hmm....fast foward to meeting the
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worlds greatest asshole, sally lazaros, eh, thats all i haveto
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say, besides the fact of his cock sucking bitch fradie and
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brown nosing crack smoking johnny levine, and really freakishly
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mentaly retarded brother chaim, and as my ex boyfriend likes
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to call, new jew's ugly ass russian, dan donaldson, and whats left
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is the 3 slut ass licking dirt crack whore ball sucking fucks,
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leila, ilyana and elaine, eh leila and elaine aint that bad when
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theyre not in the group."
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<kyusaku> god, i'm going to kick you in the cyber nads.
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"so how do you work the SP-12?"
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"i work it baby, i work it like a bitch."
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[ (c) HOE E'ZINE -- http://www.hoe.nu HOE #1095, BY MR A JIM - 6/14/00 ]
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