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"Anarchy is the basis of today's society.
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Without it, we would be in chaos." - Anarchist
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|| PURE ANARCHY!!!!!! /| SATAN |\ BOMBZ HARDCORE!! ||
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|| ___ ___ | | IS LORD | | _______________ ||
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|| |$$$| HOE 1017 |$$$| \`\ !!!!! /'/' |$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$| ||
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|| |$$$| 01/30/00 |$$$| \ `---------' / |$$$|~~~~~~~~~~~ ||
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|| |$$$|__________|$$$| / /\ /\ \ |$$$| LOTSA BOOM ||
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|| |$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$| | '' `` | |$$$|___ 2 FUCK ||
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|| |$$$$/~~~~~~~~\$$$$| \ ` ' / |$$$$$$$| YA SHT ||
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|| |$$$| TRUE |$$$| `\ <o> /' |$$$|~~~ UP!!!! ||
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|| |$$$| TERORISM |$$$| 666 `\ /' 666 |$$$|___________ ||
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|| |$$$| INSIDE!! |$$$| ___/'`---'`\___ |$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$| ||
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\\ ~~~ ~~~ HOGZA DA ENTROPY! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ //
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\\ YEAH BOYEE@#! H/P/A/V/C IN DA MOTHAFUCKIN HAUSZ#@!@$ //
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\\ "Anarchy: A Submissive's Nightmare" //
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\\ by Meenk E. Boodle //
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The human population consists of two types of people: those who
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want to control, and those who want to be controlled. Anarchy is the
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blatant denial of this natural fact. Anarchists use the guise of
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absolute, utopian freedom to sell the idea that you should help them
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overthrow the government. Actual success in such an endeavor would be
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like hitting the reset button while rendering a very complex animation,
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without saving the unrendered version. We would be sent back to square
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one.
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All of nature is divided into leaders and followers; shepherds and
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sheep; dominants and submissives. The majority of people fall into the
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second class. This category can be divided into three sub-categories. The
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first, and purest, are submissives that are aware of, and comfortable
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with, their station in life. These people prefer to give someone else the
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responsibility of representing their ideals, protecting them, and making
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some decisions for them. They realize that they are not well suited to
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doing these things, and are willing to give up some control in order to
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gain freedom from them. The second sub-category is comprised of the
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people who follow blindly, not aware that they are doing so, but also
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content with their station in life. The people in this group support
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their leaders because it is what a good person does. The third
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sub-category consists of people who think they should be in control, but
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because they aren't really meant to be in power, fail at doing so, or do
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so in a dangerous manner. These are the people that become anarchists (as
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well as serial killers, child molesters, and prison guards). These people
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try to compensate for their lack of charisma, leadership, empathy, and
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diplomatic skills by using deception and manipulation to make others do
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their dirty work. Where they lack dominance, they have sadism in spades.
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People that were born to be in power, the true leaders, know what
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they were meant to be, and with proper nurturing of their natural
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talents, succeed in becoming great masters. Unfortunately, the dangerous
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followers, the sadistic breed that refuses to play their dealt hand,
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often are able to corrupt the truly dominant, forcing them to take part
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in their crackpot schemes. Just as the submissives do not lack power,
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their champions do not lack weakness.
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Imagine, if you will, that the anarchists prevailed. At first, you
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would have mass hysteria generated by the third class of submissives
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reveling in lawlessness, breaking every former law in celebration of not
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paying consequences. Deep in the good parts of town you may see some of
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the second class of submissives continuing in their usual manner, until
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it comes time to pay the bills. These people would then seek out
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guidance, first from friends, then from community leaders which existed
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before the anarchy. The pure submissives would have immediately sought
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out leadership from the true masters, and humanity would once again be
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reduced to tribalism. The dangerous, sycophantic anarchists with
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delusions of grandeur would then create their own tribe as they have seen
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that there is strength in numbers. A leader would then be appointed, and
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we would once again be thrust into days of crusades, territorial
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disputes, non-diplomatic war, and segregation. If you don't believe me,
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read Lord of the Flies. Anarchy is a sure-fire way to destroy society,
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cause panic amongst the majority, and ultimately, inconvenience me in my
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day to day living, as well as my climb to the top.
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Don't fuck with me, anarchists, the meenk shall inherit the earth.
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[ (c) HOE EZINE! WWW.HOE.NU! A-BEWM-BEWM! #1017 -> BY MEENK - 1/30/00 ]
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