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""""""""""" $$$$ $$$$$$ $$$$$ $$$$$ $$$$$bxxP&$$&P """""""""""
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$$$$ $$$$$$ T$$$$ $$$$P T$$$$
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$$$"""""" " """" $$$$$$ "T&$bxxd$&P" "T&$bxx$$$$$' " """"""$$$
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""" """""" """
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ggg "I Hate H0e" ggg
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$$$ by - Slawz $$$
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$$$ $$$
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$$$ [ HOE E-Zine #972 -- 12/18/99 -- http://www.hoe.nu ] .,$$$
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`"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""'
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I had a really shitty last few days. So I'm venting.
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OK. What's with Kraft macaroni and cheese. When you cook it, add
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the cheese, it tastes AWESOME. 30 minutes later, the taste disappears.
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POOF. Where does it go??? Last night I cooked a box of the Deluxe
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macaroni and cheese, went to watch TV. I come back, and it's right where
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I left it, however now that it's room temperature, the flavor and the
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cheesiness is COMPLETELY gone. I don't get it. It's the same way if you
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stick it in the refrigerator. POOF. It's never the same. I don't fucking
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get it.
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Somebody explain to me where the fuck the fucking cheesy goodness
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goes??? Is there a Kraft Fairy that removes the cheesiness from the
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leftover amount when you walk away?!? I am hereby releasing my
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hypothesis of the disappearing properties of cheesiness in macaroni and
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cheese out of a box.
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C = O/ T
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Where C (Current Cheesiness Factor) is equal to the quotient of O
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(Original Cheesiness Factor) and T (Time since you cooked it)
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Why is it that old people drive so badly?? It's one thing to drive
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slow, but some of them are just TERRIBLE. This one old lady was doing 25
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in an ACCELERATION lane getting on the highway. She almost killed
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herself and everyone behind her by hitting her BRAKES by getting on the
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highway. So I beeped at her for being a dipshit. AND SHE BEEPED BACK!!
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LIKE I DID SOMETHING WRONG.
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Or you are driving down the road, and someone pulls out in front
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of you like they are in a rush, but do UNDER the speed limit. What the
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fuck? They couldn't wait 5 seconds until I passed? Truck drivers don't
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do that shit to people normally Because they know how much they hate it
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happening to them.
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What's with people that smoke marijuana habitually. OK, I hate to
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quote that cheezy movie Clueless, but "It's one thing to get blazed at a
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party, but spending your whole life stoned out of your mind is another".
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I have a certain number of friends that have to smoke weed before they do
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ANYTHING. You go to a movie, they have to smoke first It's almost
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ridiculous. It seems they have to spark a blunt before they take a sip
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of water and shit. Is reality really so bad that you can't bear to be
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sober for 5 fucking minutes of their lives. Since when do middle class
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white kids living in rural New Jersey have it so fucking rough?
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Marijuana is ruining *MY* life, never mind theirs. Marijuana makes them
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habitually late, lethargic, and retarded. Perhaps I should find some new
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friends. Maybe Mogel will be my friend. MOGEL WILL YOU BE MY NEIGHBOR??
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And last on my list of rage, what's with that shitty E-Zine
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H0e???? Man, fuck that shit.
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #972, BY SLAWZ - 12/18/99 ]
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