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ooooo ooooo .oooooo. oooooooooooo HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #875
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888 888 888 888 888 "I'm Mad About Style and Saffron,
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888ooooo888 888 888 888oooo8 Because it's So Brisk, Baby!"
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888 888 888 888 888 " by Jammer427
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888 888 `88b d88' 888 o 10/16/99
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I'm sure that you're just waiting for the next great commercial fad
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to come around. Granted, you've already got your recent has-beens like the
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Old Navy ads with Magic the Dog, Carrie Donovan and that assorted bunch of
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semi-celebrities. Also there's the animated clay ads from Lipton and the
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Budweiser frogs/lizards. Thank goodness that the Goldfish ads didn't go too
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far.
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To be fair, I do have to say that the Lipton ads are the most often
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present tea ads since the people at Luzzianne decided to try to market their
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product as a game show sponsor in the eighties.
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What of the next ad fad? My money was on the Gap Khaki ads with
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those ethnically-diverse, Gen-Y cuties singing "classics" like "Dress You Up
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in My Love" and "Mellow Yellow". It was when I saw the third one (Is the
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title "Just Can't Get Enough"?) and had no recollection of what the song was
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that I recalled my bet. Mostly, out of embarrassment that I didn't know
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that damn song!
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Perhaps, it will be in the form of another come back. There are
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thoughts of the recent return of Mr. Whipple, but it's not that one. If
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that happens, then, there is the inevitable update. These could be in the
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form of something like Bartles and Jaymes in a steel cage match. Or a CGI
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replacement for the late Clara "Where's the Beef?" Peller that could morph
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from a Big Bacon Classic into an old woman. Maybe John Woo could direct one
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for Bounty that Rosie has to wipe up all the blood off of the diner. That
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would be more like it!
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Even though these ideas maybe to far fetched something is bound to
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come along. It won't be too much longer now.
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Anyway, enough of this. I've got another F<>ria commercial to catch.
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #629-WRITTEN BY: JAMMER427 - 10/16/99 ]
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