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[Taken from The Obloid Sphere -- http://www.obloidsphere.com]
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Base: Music
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Post: 68 of 236
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To: MercY
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By: trilobyte
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Subj: my senior thesis: britney's boobs
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Date: 08/16/99 03:17:01
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http://digi.jungle.net/~mercy/before.jpg
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http://digi.jungle.net/~mercy/after.jpg
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ok, well, let me say something.
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i've seen like 24 different pictures of her now. some were supposed to be
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"before" and some were supposed to be "after."
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let's say she's a well-sized B cup. depending on the malleability of her
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breasts and the sort of brazierre she's wearing, she could either look like
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an A or a C/D.
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in the pictures where she's big'n'round, she's obviously wearing a bra that
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simply shapes her that way. and it's obviously padded in a roundabout
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fashion.
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in your "before" picture, i would assume that she's either not wearing a
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bra, or she's wearing one that gives her lots of room. so there is still
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some mass of breast there, it's just hanging lower and therefore is flatter.
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in the other picture, your "after" picture, she is likely wearing a bra that
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holds her breasts up, i.e. the cup is higher on her chest, allowing the mass
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of her breasts to stick outwards more.
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in conclusion, i definitely don't think that she is anything more than a
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middle-class C, and would assume that she is simply a B. i don't think that
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she ever got implants, because her breasts simply aren't of that sort of
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shape and/or malleability. she may have grown more since she first entered
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the music industry, because that sort of thing happens. she may have gone
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from a low B to a high B, or to a low C.
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i also assume that her breasts are not very perky, and are much more on the
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flabby side. for instance, if she stood up straight with decent posture with
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no bra or shirt on, they would form flabby circles on her chest and would
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not stick out more than an inch. but, if there is enough mass there, which i
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assume there is, these breasts can be shaped into a number of different
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forms. they can be pushed way up, like the picture of her in her bedroom --
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then it looks like she's just popping out of her bra. that is, basically,
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what she is doing. there is just enough breast in her bra to not show
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nipple, and the rest of it has been pushed out as to be visible.
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they can lay flat, making her look not as endowed, when in fact they have
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_mass_ but not _perk_ -- i.e. your "before" picture.
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they can be put on a shelf-bra, i.e. your "after" picture.
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they can be cupped with padding, i.e. the "concert" picture where they look
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very round and firm with nipples showing. a lot of that is padding, and the
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rest is achieved through shaping mechanisms.
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why the malleability, you ask? being from the south, she was perhaps a bit
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chunky as a child. this chunk helped her breasts to develop beyond what
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their normal size would have been, due to extra fatty deposits resting
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there. these fatty deposits are spaced apart, making her breasts less firm
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but more sizable. to quote a song, "you can tie 'em in a knot, you can tie
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'em in a bow, you can throw 'em over her shoulder, like a continental
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soldier." she lost weight when she became more of a sex symbol, leaving her
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with sizable hips, a narrow waist, and a mass of breastage.
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so.
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uhmm, i already said "in conclusion". i should probably go back and take
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that out.
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so, she ain't small, she ain't big, she is natural, she ain't perky, she
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uses bras creatively, she has flabby mass.
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uh-huh.
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--trilobyte
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(p.s. my whole life has led up to this point, when i have been able to
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openly theorize about a girl's breasts. yeehaw)
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #844 - WRITTEN BY: TRILOBYTE - 9/24/99 ]
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