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ooooo ooooo .oooooo. oooooooooooo HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #842
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`888' `888' d8P' `Y8b `888' `8
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888 888 888 888 888 "Hacking a Nine Volt"
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888ooooo888 888 888 888oooo8
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888 888 888 888 888 " by Reflecks
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888 888 `88b d88' 888 o 9/24/99
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o888o o888o `Y8bood8P' o888ooooood8
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I emailed and snailmailed and couriered and overnighted and
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telegramed (I even sent a singing telegram) and telephoned Energizer Battery
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Co. and Duracell regarding this possible DoS, but to no avail. The response
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I got was a loud and repeated, "You stupid idiot, get out of here before
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I...".
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As such, I shall distribute the diagrams and instructions to the
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public at large. After all, Information wants to be [US$5.00, CA$17.25].
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Date -> 7/15/1999. 2:08 AM.
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Urgency -> Very high. SuperHigh. Higher-than-Bob-Marley high.
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Affects -> All currently produced 9V Batteries.
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Background
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A flaw in the design of all currently produced 9(nine) volt batteries
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allows them to be susceptible to certain DoS attacks, including, but not
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limited to, shortcircuit.c, jizzbucket.c, drippytongue.c and bigfatloogie.c.
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Effects
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A cool, tingling sensation on one's tongue (fig. b), possibly
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followed by a slight lowering of the sensitivity to one's taste buds
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(fig. b), resultant of the muppettongue.c DoS variant. The effects have not
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been widely studied thus far.
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Diagrams
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salty \/ ||
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_\_/__!!_ \\__\ .:~'`'~:. \/
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|[-] [+]| / \
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a. |_________| b. | bitter |
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(typical 9 Volt Battery) (typical tongue)
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c.
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(typical muppettongue.c DoS usage)
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\\/\//
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_(o(o) \ When touching both the Negative (-) and
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_ (, c | the Positive (+) terminals of a 9V battery
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| | ~~~~~\ | to the wet, conductive tongue of an individual,
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*_______"| | in this case a real, live, muppet, the battery
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{_________) | is short circuited, sending current through
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\____ | tongue, from the battery, and back through to
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Conclusion
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Be cool, stay in school. Don't listen to the teachers, though.
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Laser Pointers are bad, kids. Use batteries, instead. Amaze friends,
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Baffle teachers, and scare your anal retentive father.
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This has been a friendly Public Service Announcement from WESUCK
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-> Worldwide Elite Services for the Underground Canadian Kabal.
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #842 - WRITTEN BY: REFLECKS - 9/24/99 ]
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