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ooooo ooooo .oooooo. oooooooooooo HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #833
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`888' `888' d8P' `Y8b `888' `8
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888 888 888 888 888 "Big Daddy Bill's Official
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888ooooo888 888 888 888oooo8 Press Release"
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888 888 888 888 888 " by Big Daddy Bill
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888 888 `88b d88' 888 o 9/20/99
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o888o o888o `Y8bood8P' o888ooooood8
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Pause...
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Wait for it...
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*GASP* There it is!
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The sound of an antagonist wasting his breath!
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Nailing on them all until his last death.
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Maybe it's anger, enraged as a tease.
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But never discount homosexual tendencies.
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You realize that I automatically dislike 90% of humanity, mostly
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because of the simple fact people can't take care of them and theirs.
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Someone has always gotta make a joke of someone because they just can't look
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in the mirror. Thats the way humor works, except the butt of the joke never
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laughs. I've always had an issue about respect. You don't get it until you
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earn it. Well, in order to authorize you all in the ways of my certain
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reality, I'll give you all a few guidelines on how to be "nice".
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Easy-E said it best when he said "Bitch, shut the fuck up. Get the
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fuck outta here." I really hate it when people start sticking their noses
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in OPP. It's none of your goddamn business, none whatsoever. You don't
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have the right to know my private life, and since you aren't spouting any
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relationship abuse stories you sure as FUCK don't have the right to analyze
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mine. Keep YOUR shit to YOURself and I'll do the same. It's just amazing
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how people just think their the greatest, when all they really are in other
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peoples eyes are just little itty bitty turds floating around in a vast
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bowl. Your going to get flushed one day, so you might as well be a nice
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turd. Nobody wants to flush your ass and be all "That was one bad turd."
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So don't be a shithead, ok?
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Try looking at the situation from someone elses point of view for
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a change. Try and imagine what they would feel if you were to ignore all
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facts and requests and just start bombarding them with insults and ignorant
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remarks. I certainly hate the feeling of being harped on by bullie-fucks, I
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don't know about you. Yes, I have faith in you. Yes, you *can* pull your
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head out of your ass. Yes, you *can* start seeing value in people. Yes,
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you can even compliment someone on a job well done. The first step to
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conquering this problem is to admit you have one, so what I want you to do..
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is take a deep breath, look in the mirror and say "I am an asshole". Say it
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about 10 times. Maybe you'll start to feel a little down, looking into your
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own eyes and hearing your own voice discredit you. You could start to
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resent yourself, or maybe become a little hate-filled. You'll start to
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blame, shelter yourself from the blows or maybe want to become completely
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shut-off from the outside world. Congratulations, you now know what it
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feels like to be the abused.
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Your not a bad person, I know your not. You can use your powers of
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cynacism and sarcasm for good. Hey, someday you might even grow up to be
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like me. But only if you take your vitamins, study hard and quit FUCKING
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AROUND. You're such a dickhead, an oxygen deprived waste of flesh.
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Everyone hates you so much because your such a spiteful person, and the only
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ones who do love you are people LIKE you. With friends like that, who needs
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enemies? I wonder if your mother beat you when you were younger or
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something.. she needed to if she didn't. She should've drowned you like the
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retarded farm animal that you are. I am so pissed off right now...
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Denouement
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #833 - BY: BIG DADDY BILL - 9/20/99 ]
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