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ooooo ooooo .oooooo. oooooooooooo HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #761
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`888' `888' d8P' `Y8b `888' `8
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888 888 888 888 888 "The Box!"
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888ooooo888 888 888 888oooo8
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888 888 888 888 888 " by Devon
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888 888 `88b d88' 888 o 7/28/99
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o888o o888o `Y8bood8P' o888ooooood8
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A cardboard box u say? why yes I do say, and what a lovely box it
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is! a box is a better way to go don't ya know eh! Well whats the point of
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the almighty box, you're probably wondering. well losers wouldn't use a
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couch cuz hey thats too good for us. a box is the only fitting thing!
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once apon a midnight dreary, I (Devon the almighty) happened to
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stumble across something that took my breath away. what was it u ask?
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it... it.... it.... was a......... CARDBOARD BOX!!!!!! a box which the
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likes i've never seen (and i've seen alot let me tell you!) before then or
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since then. I was dumbfounded. I couldn't speak, I was shakin (I was cold,
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it was misty out). it was amazing! I had never seem a box so so so nifty
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be4!
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I thought it must be a cop sting (cuz lots of boxes had gone missing
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the past few weeks they say it might be the mob) so I walked around looking
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at the box in awe of its nifftyness. I looked high I looked low I saw no
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flat feet anywhere, so I slowly bent down and picked up the niffty box and
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ran like the dickens to get it home, cuz it had started to rain. I finally
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got it home save and sound BUT!!!
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but but but what u ask? well my smelly lil friend I am about to
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tell you! I got it home and to my shock and disbelief it had gotten a lil
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wet! well I freaked running around like a chicken with its head cut off!
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well finally I had a plan: the hairdryer! ahhh yes u say y didn't u think
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of that? well cuz your a loser like myself! but any who I set to work
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trying to dry off the box, and finally after many many minutes it was dry.
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thank god, your probaly sayin to your self. well I said it to myself too!
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Well with the box safe and dry, it was time to P-A-R-T-Y cuz hey its
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not everyday u come across a box of such nifftyness! So I called up the
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gang, ya know, jughead, betty, the bee, Ronnie, ya know, the gang, and they
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were dumbfounded by the box! I couldn't blame them cuz I was too.
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so after a few hours of people fondling the box, Archie showed up
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with a few kegs of beer! well we started to party and boy did we ever
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party! Archie got very drunk and took betty in the back to, ya know, get it
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on, and Ronnie was not a happy camper as u can imagine! but she saw the
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bee! so he was fat, but hey, she was horny so ya know it happened!
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but any who what is the point of the box? well nothing really, its
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just there for u to sit in play in and, ya know, do like, ya know, stuff!
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well theres the niffty box, I know you all love it! u must for the good of
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man-kind u must! soon my loyal followers, the box will be revealed for all
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to see, but only a few to touch or use! but I (your almighty leader Devon)
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must go and keep the box safe from all evil doers who wish to take my box
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from me!
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good bye and I hate you all!
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #761 - WRITTEN BY: DEVON - 7/28/99 ]
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