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ooooo ooooo .oooooo. oooooooooooo HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #726
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`888' `888' d8P' `Y8b `888' `8
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888 888 888 888 888 "Hitch-hiker Buddy"
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888ooooo888 888 888 888oooo8
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888 888 888 888 888 " by JAMMER427
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888 888 `88b d88' 888 o 5/9/99
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o888o o888o `Y8bood8P' o888ooooood8
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Several months ago, I was returning home from a night out with
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friends. It must've been 4 or 5am and I was coming to a stop at a traffic
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light.
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Suddenly, a man runs to my car from the side of the road. My
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thoughts are that he's been in an accident and needs help. At least, that's
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the impression that I got in the manner that he was running.
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I lower the window on the far side of the car, where he is.
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"Thanks for stopping."
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I guess that the red light behind him didn't mean much. He goes on
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to tell me that his is trying to get home after a whole night of bar
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hopping. His friends dumped him off and left him to get home on his own.
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I chose to play that part of the good samaritan and offer him a ride
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home. It's only a couple of miles down the road and isn't far from home to
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be out of the way.
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This guy stank of alcohol. This is a testament to his alcohol
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consumption, because, I've never been able to detect the smell of this stuff
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on people before. He begins to tell me his story again. In fact, he
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repeats it several times. Adding small fractions to it each time.
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First, it's about his night drinking with his friends and them
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dumping his off. The next cycle adds that he has been trying to get home
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for a while.
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This continues with the additions of his desire to get laid. If he
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knows if there is anyone that I know that he could help him. This is where
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he adds the part where he tells me that he's "done things that he's not
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proud of".
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Oh, yeah. This has become a fun ride. With the thought that maybe
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he'd just kill me or something, an idea that I was prepared for when I left
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him in my car, I was not ready for his next continued admission.
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"Yeah, I've sucked a guy's dick." He's still not proud of it and he
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reinforces it with the "I'm not gay" line. Could've fooled me. As per the
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established routine of adding on to his last comment, he finally comes to
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suggest that he could "play my flute" if I wanted.
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Unfortunately for him, I have to refuse his suggestion and he loses
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a couple of blocks as I tell him that I really have to get home. I offer
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a location for him that is closer to his home than to mine and try to dump
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him. But, he won't leave and it takes a minutes or two for him to let go of
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the door. I take off leaving him behind.
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I arrive at home and go to sleep. The next day much mirth is had at
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work about my little voyage, but I'm still pissed about it still.
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In an attempt to be a little more kind to people, all I got was a
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lesson in distrust to add to what I already felt about most people. Like
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I needed more of that.
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #726 - WRITTEN BY: JAMMER427 - 7/6/99 ]
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