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ooooo ooooo .oooooo. oooooooooooo HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #699
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`888' `888' d8P' `Y8b `888' `8
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888 888 888 888 888 "Noppa Gets Us Laid:
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888ooooo888 888 888 888oooo8 An Exploration in Stupidity"
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888 888 888 888 888 " by Various Artists
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888 888 `88b d88' 888 o 6/18/99
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o888o o888o `Y8bood8P' o888ooooood8
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*** IRC log started Mon Jan 18 00:39
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*** Users on #ezines: @kreeed glynis @slindsey notgreg @teerts @isaac
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@Quarex @Mogel @tomfuck @noppa @cheesus @turevon @kaiak @Ilsundal
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@tasha @AIDS @cstone @apollo___ @rattle @TanAdept
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<Mogel> (quarex)
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<noppa> quarex: (Its a new product from Corning, who brought you Pyrex!
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Quarex is not a borosilicate glass; instead, it is made from pure
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quartz. And if you believe that, have an onion.)
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<Mogel> (jamesy)
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<noppa> jamesy: (i love you, noppa!)
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<Mogel> (g0ff)
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<noppa> g0ff: (that guy behind the curtain)
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<Mogel> (zooey)
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<noppa> zooey: (as if you really have any beans)
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<cstone> (())
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<noppa> (): (Please do not abuse the () feature.)
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<Mogel> [zooey]
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<noppa> zooey: (kill yourself)
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<cstone> (cstone)
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<Mogel> (dylan)
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<noppa> cstone: (lambda (x) (if (= x (* 5555 0)) x (- (/ x x) 1)))
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<cstone> ((()))
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<noppa> (()): (Maurauder! Its ME noppa!!! I m talking to YOU!)
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<noppa> dylan: (cutle fuzzy wuzzy 16 year old wannabee (she could almost be
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foddy's type!))
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<Mogel> (katie)
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<noppa> katie: (someone with more friends than she thinks :) .)
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<Mogel> (murmur)
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<noppa> murmur: (the friendliest of the friendlies!)
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<Mogel> (lindsey)
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<noppa> lindsey: (evERYone loves lINDs)
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<Mogel> (tao)
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<noppa> tao: (he's sad and mopey.)
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<Mogel> (rj)
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<noppa> rj: (The greatest author yet to be born)
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<AIDS> stop it
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<AIDS> who the hell is noppa?
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<Mogel> Noppa is a stupid bot.
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<AIDS> isn't noppa an OLD OLD school bot?
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<notgreg> noppa is longstanding
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<cstone> noppa is the original #ad&d dicerolling bot
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<notgreg> that bot has been on irc.. for what.. 4 years?
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<cstone> notgreg: longer than 4 years
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<Mogel> 4d3
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<noppa> Mogel, 4d3: 6
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<glynis> :P
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<AIDS> 3d20
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<noppa> AIDS, 3d20: 28
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<AIDS> (mogel)
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<noppa> mogel: (noppa wants to know what is mogel is that too much to ask?)
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<AIDS> 3d20
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<noppa> AIDS, 3d20: 38
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<Mogel> Uhm, ahaha, we can make saving rolls for situations.
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<AIDS> yes
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<AIDS> I can figure out how smart I'm going to act in any given
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argumentative HOE situation.
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<Mogel> Quarex, Roll to get laid by Glynis
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<Quarex> What dice is that?
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<Quarex> Is that a d twenty?
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<Quarex> Like critical hit or failure?
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<Quarex> 1d20
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<Mogel> yeah, you have to get 17 or more
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<noppa> Quarex, 1d20: 13
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<Mogel> FAILED!
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<Quarex> FUCK
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<tasha> what the HELL are you guys talking about?
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<AIDS> oh, ok, well, I'm going to act reasonable intelligent now.
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<Mogel> Roll to get laid by Soybean
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<Quarex> 1d20
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<noppa> Quarex, 1d20: 17
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<Mogel> SUCCESS!
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<Quarex> Okay, I barely got laid by Soybean
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<tasha> drew
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<tasha> how can you BARELY get laid?
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<Quarex> Now on to my roll
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<Quarex> 1d20
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<noppa> Quarex, 1d20: 1
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<Quarex> HAHAHHAHAH
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<Quarex> HHAAHAHAHAH
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<Mogel> CRITICAL FAILURE
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<Quarex> YES! NO MORE GIRLFRIENDS!$#*&
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<Mogel> Roll to get laid by Meenk -- 11 is required
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<AIDS> 1d20
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<noppa> AIDS, 1d20: 14
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<Mogel> AIDS gets LAID by MEENK
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<AIDS> ahjahah
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<Quarex> D00d I gottra see if I can get laid by Meenk even though she
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hates me
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<AIDS> doud, if teletype can do meenk, anyone can
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<Quarex> 1d20
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<noppa> Quarex, 1d20: 20
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<Mogel> HAHAHAHA
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<Mogel> CRITICAL HIT
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<AIDS> AHAHAHAH
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<AIDS> QUAREX YOU FUCKED HER ASS
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<AIDS> ALL THREE HOLES
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<cstone> haha
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<Quarex> HAHAHA
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<Quarex> Hahahahahaha
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<isaac> heh
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<tasha> im confused :(
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<Quarex> Looks like Meenk is just playing "I hate you"
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<Mogel> Roll to get laid by Anjee -- 15 required
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<Quarex> 1d20
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<noppa> Quarex, 1d20: 8
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<Mogel> FAILED
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<AIDS> 1d20
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<noppa> AIDS, 1d20: 15
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<AIDS> HEY LOOK
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<AIDS> I GOT ANJEE
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<AIDS> it's because my dick is so enormous
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<AIDS> and she is so tight
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<AIDS> it was rough riding for a while
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<Quarex> God
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<tasha> my god.
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<Quarex> I am so totally never getting laid
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<Quarex> But then again, that is what happens when you devote yourself to
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celibacy and even chicks want sex these days
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<Mogel> You got a critical meenk hit, dude
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<AIDS> Roll to get laid by tasha -- 18
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<tasha> :D
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<Mogel> 1d20
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<noppa> Mogel, 1d20: 5
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<AIDS> 1d20
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<noppa> AIDS, 1d20: 17
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<AIDS> SHIT
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<AIDS> All I got to was fingerbang!
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<Quarex> 1d20
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<noppa> Quarex, 1d20: 2
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<Quarex> FUCK
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<tasha> YAY!
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* tasha does a dance!!!
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* kreid had unprotected sex today! :) :) :)
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<AIDS> OK GUYS
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<AIDS> This is the gayest thing this channel has ever done
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<Mogel> Hahaha
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<Mogel> No way
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<Quarex> HAHA
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<Mogel> This game rules
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<cstone> kreid, roll a saving throw vs. HIV
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<Quarex> Hahahaha
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<AIDS> hahhaha
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<Mogel> hahahaa
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<Quarex> Yeah, you are like a 2nd level Druid
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<kreid> 1d20
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<noppa> kreid, 1d20: 19
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<cstone> SAFE
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<AIDS> damn! kreid is safe!
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<kreid> i'm slick
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<tasha> im confused again :\
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<AIDS> ok, i want to reroll my intelligence
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<AIDS> 3d6
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<noppa> AIDS, 3d6: 10
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<AIDS> oh shit i am stupid
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<Mogel> Roll to get laid by Parker Posey -- 15 is required
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<Quarex> 1d20
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<noppa> Quarex, 1d20: 9
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<Quarex> Who is Parker Posey?
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<Quarex> And I failed
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<Quarex> God
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<AIDS> ahahah
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<Quarex> Let me roll to get laid by a human being - 2 is required
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<Quarex> 1d20
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<noppa> Quarex, 1d20: 13
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<Quarex> Damn
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<AIDS> Mogel, what do you think you are to get laid?
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<Mogel> I'm a 15
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<AIDS> 1d20
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<noppa> AIDS, 1d20: 9
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<AIDS> shit
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<AIDS> 1d12
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<noppa> AIDS, 1d12: 3
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<AIDS> how pretty will my wife be?
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<AIDS> 1d20
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<noppa> AIDS, 1d20: 4
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<AIDS> damn!
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<AIDS> butt nasty!
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<Mogel> Roll to get laid by phairgirl -- 12 is required
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<tasha> ahahahahahah
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<AIDS> hahahah
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<Mogel> 1d20
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<Quarex> 1d20
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<AIDS> 1d20
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<isaac> 1d20
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<tasha> 1d20
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<noppa> Mogel, 1d20: 4
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<noppa> Quarex, 1d20: 17
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<noppa> AIDS, 1d20: 3
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<noppa> isaaca, 1d20: 6
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<noppa> tasha, 1d20: 17
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<Quarex> AWW YEAH
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<Mogel> HAHAHA
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<AIDS> DAMN
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<AIDS> I DID EVEN WORSE THAN MOGEL
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<tasha> YAY
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<tasha> I GET PHAIRGIRL SEX!
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<Mogel> Roll to get laid by AnonGirl -- 14 required
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<AIDS> 1d20
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<tasha> 1d20
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<Quarex> 1d20
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<Mogel> 1d20
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<noppa> AIDS, 1d20: 20
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<noppa> tasha, 1d20: 11
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<noppa> Quarex, 1d20: 12
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<noppa> Mogel, 1d20: 11
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<AIDS> DAMN I BANGED ANONGIRL ALL NIGHT
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<Quarex> FUCK
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<AIDS> Three hole combo critical hit!
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<AIDS> She's mine all mine
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<Quarex> Hahah
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<Quarex> MUZE
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<Mogel> hmm... muze is a 16
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<Quarex> Give Muze a rating
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<Quarex> 1d20
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<AIDS> 1d20
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<Mogel> 1d20
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<tasha> 1d20
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<isaac> 1d20
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<noppa> Quarex, 1d20: 13
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<noppa> AIDS, 1d20: 5
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<noppa> Mogel, 1d20: 19
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<noppa> tasha, 1d20: 12
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<noppa> isaaca, 1d20: 1
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<AIDS> this is so stupid
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<Quarex> Dude, the thing is, I should have a -10 penalty on these because
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I am Quarex.
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<AIDS> good thing I have no idae who muse is
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<tasha> :(
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<AIDS> isaaca; IMPOTENCE CRITICAL FAILURE
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<Quarex> mmMmMMmm
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<Quarex> Hahaahah
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<isaac> :~o
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<Mogel> Roll to get laid by Barb, she's... 13
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<Quarex> LIES
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<Quarex> I TRIED SO HARD
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<Quarex> 1d20
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<AIDS> 1d20
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<tasha> 1d20
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<Mogel> 1d20
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<isaac> 1d20
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<AIDS> Who the hell is barb?
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<noppa> Quarex, 1d20: 16
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<noppa> AIDS, 1d20: 16
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<noppa> tasha, 1d20: 13
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<noppa> Mogel, 1d20: 6
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<noppa> isaaca, 1d20: 15
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<Quarex> Oh, I see, it is just broken
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<tasha> i get barbsex!
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<Quarex> Everyone can have Barb, the way it should be
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<Quarex> Aww, not Mog, who got more than I ever did
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<AIDS> this is so fucking stupid
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<AIDS> it's actually painful to contemplate
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<AIDS> thank god I only roll'd a 10 for my intelligent levels
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<tasha> im amused.
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<cstone> it's disorientingly pathetic
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<isaac> heh
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<AIDS> 3d6
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<noppa> AIDS, 3d6: 10
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<AIDS> ahahah
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<AIDS> it's official.
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<Mogel> Roll to get laid by Leah -- Girls get +5, Guys get -4, 16 required
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<Quarex> Hahahaha
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<Quarex> SHIT
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<tasha> 1d20
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<Quarex> 1d20
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<isaac> 1d20
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<Mogel> 1d20
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<AIDS> 1d20
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<Quarex> HAHA
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<noppa> tasha, 1d20: 2
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<noppa> Quarex, 1d20: 8
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<noppa> isaaca, 1d20: 6
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<noppa> Mogel, 1d20: 18
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<noppa> AIDS, 1d20: 7
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<Quarex> HA HA TASH
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<tasha> WTF
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<tasha> IM THE ONLY GIRL
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<tasha> AND I CANT GET LEAH
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<Quarex> HAHAHA
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<tasha> THATS FUCKED UP
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<tasha> mogel almost got sex from a lesbian, dude
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<Quarex> Leah just hates EERYBDOY
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<Mogel> roll to get laid with PezMonkey -- 16
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<Mogel> 1d20
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<Quarex> 1d20
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<AIDS> 1d20
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<isaac> 1d20
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<tasha> 1d20
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* tasha crosses her fingers
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<noppa> Mogel, 1d20: 1
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<noppa> Quarex, 1d20: 18
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<noppa> AIDS, 1d20: 15
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<noppa> isaaca, 1d20: 6
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<noppa> tasha, 1d20: 11
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<AIDS> ahahah
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<AIDS> impotence critical failure
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<Quarex> HAHAH
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<Mogel> Hahaha
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<Quarex> NOOOOOO
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<tasha> *hee hee*
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<Mogel> Roll to get laid by Aster -- 19 required
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<AIDS> 1d20
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<isaac> 1d20
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<Mogel> 1d20
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<Quarex> 1d20
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<tasha> 1d20
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<Quarex> C'mon Aster
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<Quarex> Underage chicks are my speciality
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<AIDS> shit
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<AIDS> I wish getting sex was actually this arbitrary
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<Quarex> So do I
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<noppa> AIDS, 1d20: 10
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<noppa> isaaca, 1d20: 17
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<noppa> Mogel, 1d20: 18
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<noppa> Quarex, 1d20: 19
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<noppa> tasha, 1d20: 6
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<Quarex> YES
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<Quarex> AHAHA
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<Mogel> HAhahaha
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<Quarex> !#$&!#$
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<AIDS> tasha: the dice don't lie
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<Quarex> ALL UNDERAGE GIRLS SHALL FALL BFEORE MY MIGHT
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<Mogel> I have no idea what Caitlin's would be
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<Mogel> Roll to get laid by Metal Chick -- 14 required
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<AIDS> FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
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<Quarex> METAL CHICK METAL CHICK
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<Quarex> HAHAHAHA
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<tasha> i wansta roll for isaac, s'il vous plait
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<tasha> pacify me for christs sake
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<Mogel> I think I ran out of girls.
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<AIDS> mogel: paganini
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<AIDS> mogel: daisy
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<Mogel> Oh yeah
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<Mogel> Paganini is a 16, I'd say
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<isaac> doh
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<Mogel> Hahaha
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<tasha> darn :(
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<AIDS> Well, at least this random dice rolling is a refelction of real life
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<Mogel> Daisy would be a 9
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<tasha> HELL YEAH BUDDY!
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<AIDS> I think Daisy would be a 3
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<Quarex> Where does Daisy live?
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<Quarex> Who is Daisy?
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<Mogel> Hahaha
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<tasha> Mogel: ISAAC!
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<Quarex> GOIN' TO MEET DAISY
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<AIDS> I WAS RIDING MISS DAISY
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<AIDS> hyuk hyuk hyuk!
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<Quarex> Hahaha
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<Mogel> Isaac would be... 15
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<isaac> I want to try for myself
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<isaac> 1d20
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<AIDS> 1d20
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<tasha> 1d20
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<noppa> Mogel, 1d20: 9
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<noppa> AIDS, 1d20: 14
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<AIDS> How much to do quarex?
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<Mogel> 14
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<AIDS> ahahah
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<Quarex> That high?
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<Quarex> Well, actually, to DO me would require a 20
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<AIDS> i thought you were mad sexless guy?
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<Quarex> I am.
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<AIDS> oh, i see.
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<Quarex> Someone would have to trick me.
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<Quarex> "Try this new 'milk', Drew"
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<AIDS> ahaha
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<Mogel> -5 to non-virgins
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<Quarex> "I thought the bottle said Rohylponol."
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<Quarex> "No, milk. Drink it."
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<AIDS> look no one wants to roll
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<Quarex> Yeah, true.
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<Mogel> 1d20
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<noppa> Mogel, 1d20: 9
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<Quarex> Hahaha
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<AIDS> is it a reflection of real life?
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<AIDS> 1d20
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<noppa> AIDS, 1d20: 5
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<Quarex> Who WOULD? =]
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<Quarex> Yes, it is.
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<Quarex> All girls want to pretend to roll, but none would ever actually
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want to do it.
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<Mogel> To do altrocks... 10
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<Quarex> 1d20
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<noppa> Quarex, 1d20: 9
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<Mogel> 1d20
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<noppa> Mogel, 1d20: 11
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<AIDS> 1d20
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<noppa> AIDS, 1d20: 10
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<isaac> oh my
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<tasha> i have to get isaac.
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<AIDS> hahah, mogel, I must have gotten cheap sloppy seconds on altrocks
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with my barely making it score
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<Mogel> 16 for kaia
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<tasha> 1d20
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<noppa> AIDS, 1d20: 17
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<noppa> Mogel, 1d20: 2
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<AIDS> AW YEAH
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<AIDS> ALL UP IN THAT
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<Mogel> Damn
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<AIDS> mogel: ahahha
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<AIDS> damn
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<AIDS> isaaca got the three hole critical hit
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<isaac> yay
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<cstone> is someone logging this?
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<AIDS> i hope not.
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<Mogel> Hopefully not.
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<Quarex> Oh god, another article in the making
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<Quarex> I never log anything.
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<Mogel> hmm, I can't think of anyone else
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<tasha> matt?
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<tasha> art?
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<tasha> dylan?
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<Mogel> art is a 14
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<AIDS> 1d20
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<isaac> 1d20
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<noppa> Quarex, 1d20: 18
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<Quarex> Art wants me
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<tasha> drew got artsex
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<Mogel> oh yeah
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<Mogel> roll for intelligence -- it's "3d6"
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<Mogel> 3d6
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<AIDS> 3d6
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<Mogel> average
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<noppa> Mogel, 3d6: 10
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<tasha> YAY!
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<AIDS> I Am a god!
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<Mogel> 10 is average
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<tasha> I am *ABOVE* average
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<AIDS> I think I rolled high enough to become an illusionist
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<Mogel> roll for strength
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<Mogel> 3d6
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<isaac> 3d6
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<tasha> 3d6
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<noppa> Mogel, 3d6: 11
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<noppa> isaaca, 3d6: 8
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<noppa> tasha, 3d6: 10
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<Mogel> Poor Isaac
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<Mogel> he's gonna have the village idiot character
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<tasha> don't worry isaac, i still love ya
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<Mogel> Roll for charisma
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<Mogel> 3d6
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<tasha> 3d6
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<isaac> 3d6
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<noppa> Mogel, 3d6: 10
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<Mogel> Man, I'm so utterly average
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<isaac> heh
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<Mogel> hahahahaha
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<tasha> poor isaac!
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<Mogel> Wisdom?
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<Mogel> 3d6
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<tasha> 3d6
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<isaac> 3d6
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<noppa> Mogel, 3d6: 10
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<noppa> tasha, 3d6: 17
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<noppa> isaaca, 3d6: 14
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<isaac> finally
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<Mogel> ARGH 10 AGAIN
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<tasha> WOW!
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<tasha> I GOT A 17!
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<Quarex> 3d6
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<noppa> Quarex, 3d6: 13
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<tasha> I AM WISE, YO!
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<AIDS> 3d1
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<AIDS> 3d31
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<noppa> AIDS, 3d1: 3
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<AIDS> 3d31
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<AIDS> 3d1349
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<Mogel> STOP AIDS
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<noppa> AIDS, 3d1: 3
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<noppa> AIDS, 3d1: 3
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<AIDS> I TIRE OF THIS GAME
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<isaac> 0d100
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<noppa> AIDS, 3d1: 3
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*** glynis (~jwhite1@isr3584.urh.uiuc.edu) has joined channel #ezines
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<Mogel> Glynis I got laid by you according to noppa
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<glynis> ummm....yes :)
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<tasha> im the neatest character
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<noppa> AIDS, d31: 5
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<noppa> AIDS, 3d1: 3
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<AIDS> Noppa is ignoring me because I am an evil flooder.
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<AIDS> ok.
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<AIDS> should I commit suicide? 1 for yes 2 for no
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<AIDS> 1d2
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<noppa> AIDS, 1d2: 1
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<AIDS> MUST GO DIE
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<Mogel> hahah
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<Mogel> no!!!!!
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<tasha> 1d2
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<noppa> tasha, 1d2: 1
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<tasha> damn.
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* tasha goes with jarett.
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<Mogel> Should I sleep right now? 1 for yes, 2 for no, 3 to masturbate
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<Mogel> 1d3
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<noppa> Mogel, 1d3: 1
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<AIDS> ahaha
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<AIDS> Should I jack off over tasha? 1 for yes
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<AIDS> 1d1
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<noppa> AIDS, 1d1: 1
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<Mogel> hahaha
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<Mogel> okay
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<AIDS> ok
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<AIDS> later
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<tasha> would that be literally OVER me?
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*** Signoff: Mogel (the fates have spoken!)
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IRC log ended Mon Jan 18 00:51
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[(c)!LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #699-WRITTEN BY: VARIOUS ARTISTS-6/18/99 ]
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