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ooooo ooooo .oooooo. oooooooooooo HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #622
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888 888 888 888 888 "Saving Celebrities"
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888 888 888 888 888 " by Cyn
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888 888 `88b d88' 888 o 5/9/99
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My friends and I have a new hobby. We steal pamphelets from the
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hallway display in our dorm, and send them to celebrities. It started off
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with just skinny actresses and eating disorder pamphelets, but lately we've
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been branching out. Here's the list of who we've sent what to, so you can
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share in the fun.
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Callista Flockhart Eating Disorders: What you should know
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Jennifer Love Hewitt Anorexia and Bulemia
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Neve Cambell Eating Disorders: What you should know
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Sara Michelle Geller Eating Disorders: What you should know
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Liv Tyler Anorexia and Bulemia
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Cameron Diaz Restrictive Eating
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Kathy Ireland Restrictive Eating
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Blues Travelor Marijuana
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Hanson Women's Health: What's Normal, What's Not
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We still need to decide who gets many other fine pamphelets,
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including Getting What You Want from Body Art, and Cocaine. We're thinking
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of sending Courtney Love one on heroin, but we're afraid she'll track us
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down and kill us.
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #622 - WRITTEN BY: CYN - 5/9/99 ]
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