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ooooo ooooo .oooooo. oooooooooooo HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #526
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`888' `888' d8P' `Y8b `888' `8
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888 888 888 888 888 "Auto Disconnect"
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888ooooo888 888 888 888oooo8
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888 888 888 888 888 " by PezMonkey
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888 888 `88b d88' 888 o 3/21/99
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o888o o888o `Y8bood8P' o888ooooood8
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Okay, so i was reading neko's file (HOE #517) this week, and like,
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i thought, "hey, he's relaying his day," so then i got the idea to do
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that, too. because i've been meaning to write some stuff for hoe, but i
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haven't gotten around to it. and then i thought, "you know, i shhould
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really do this like AS I"M DOING IT," so that way it won't be a lie when
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i say "i do this, i do that" in present tense. man, the puncutation in
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that last sentence was pretty fucked up. so anyway, then i went looking
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for a pen and a piece of paper to like, carry around with me while i wrote
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down my day, you know? but i'm not at my apartment, and i'm now using
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notepad on the computer to write it, and i've already sort of failed,
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because i started this whole thing out in past tsense, but now i'm in the
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present, so maybe it's okay. right. so this kind of sucks now, because
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if i want to keep doing this, er writing it as i'm doing it, i have to
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stay at the computer and can't go anywhere. okay, yeah. so now i'm
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reading neko's file. or i'm about to finish reading it, but i can't type
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this and read it at the same time because i can only have one thing at the
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front at a time on the computer. okay, neko's file.
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well, that was a lie. first i looked back on mirc to see what was
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going on. i couldn't really figure out what anyone was talking about
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anymore, though, becauzse it'd been a while since i'd last looked, and i
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didn't want to bother scrolling up or anytyhing. so right, neko.
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okay, so i went to pee, and i was thinking of all kinds of things i
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could say for this little hoe thing, and then i started thinking how that
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wouldn't be fair because i'd just said that would write as things were
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happening. but then on my way back, my friend pat's mom (i'm staying at
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pat's house for spring break), out of nowwhere is like, LINDSEY!#$% and
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i'm like, "whoa, what???" i thought i was in trouble, which is totally
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not cool with other people's parents, but it just turned out that she
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wanted to give me 3 dollars back because i had given her 3 dollars to pay
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for my sub from subway earlier tonight, but she was li,e, "we boought them
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with coupons, you didn't need to give me any money," so that was cool.
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free dinner. and then i came back hree, and i looke dat irc, and matt/styx
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was talking about something i wanted to tell here, but now i can't remember
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it, so nevermind. so now i'm listening to this r&b music, and i kind of
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dig it, which is cool because usually i'm not into r&b. but my fingers
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are starting to hurt, right at the knuckle whre the fingers connect to the
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hand, because i have my wrists wresting on the table, which is like, a bad
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habit, and the keyboard it tilted up. i hate it when people do that.
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tilted up keyboards are so stupid. so my friend pat is upstairs asleep,
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and i'm supposed to wake her up to write a history paper soohn. . .
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actually, i don't awnt to tell this part. oh, neko's thing! okay, afk,
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reading that. i hear it talks about him giving cunni, which is totally
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not an image i want, but like, i want to read it for humor value. or just
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like, personal shock value. okay, afk, er, not really afk, but like, away
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from THIS PART of the screen. you know what i mean. i'm goin got go read
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neko's thing.
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okay, thers' this girl called "metchick" that's always beihng
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talked about in the channel, and i really don't understand who she is. i
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got her conf8used with "metal chick" for a while, but they're so not the
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same person, because everyone hates this metchick girl, and they're always
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dissing on her. hold on, let me look at the channel some more. Oh haha,
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this is so awesome! i was looking at neko's thing again, and i noticed
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that pat's mouse has this little like, button thing in the middle, only
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it's a wheel, and it allows me to scroll without using the arrows on the
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side. that's awesome. or at least, i like, _i_ think it's cool.
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whatever. okay.
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okay, so i'm pretty far into neko's thing, and it's like, the whole
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thing is this total pretense. no one talks that way, and i don't even
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know if it's funny. i mean, i don't think it's funny right now, but maybe
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that's just becaiuse i'm not in the mood to figure out if something's
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funny or not, but the whole thing is kind of like, i don't know. it's
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just so put on, like this act. but i've been thinking that about a lot of
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things tonight. i tried to explain this in the channel eralier, but it
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came off pretty stupidly, so i was just like, "okay, i was JUST thinking
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that! nevermind! hehe!" to like, "nevermind" it. right. but i still
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think it. so yeah, back to this article. er, neko's. afk. you know
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what i mean.
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ACXK!#%)(#!*%!@#$)*%(%%$ Neko is not allowed to write this!!:
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>. Dryla and I often shared laughter over the book. She'd come
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over for a meal of fried hot dogs and we would read proper etiquette on
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how I should seat her, feed her, and treat her. Then we'd blow off all
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the silly rules and fuck.<<
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I was like, NOT EXPECTING THAT~!!@# i was just readint the first
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part of the paragraph, and i'm like, "oh, how formal this sounds. i
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wonder why he's writing all formally all of a sudden. it sounds kind of
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silly." and then he got DIRTY@#$%#! i was shocked~@ okay, back to the
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article.
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OH GOD. MORE..
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>>I dropped my rod in the bottom of the canoe and realized
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that I had been in love with Dryla. The way she smiled. The way she
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laughed. The way she sucked cock. <<
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i don't even like, think i want to continue readin g this, but it's
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like, a car wreck, where like you k eep looking even though it's all
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gruesome. actually, it's nothing like that. nevermind. okay, yeah, i
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actua,lly really don't want to go back to it.
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back to the channel:
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<SwissPope> <METchiCK> i am ahead on my birthcontrol
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<SwissPope> <METchiCK> ??
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<SwissPope> <METchiCK> i dunno get it
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<anjeela> heehee
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and that's kind of it, you know? that's what every conversation
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comes down to in the end. that's not some like, made up article, some
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pretense. that's real. the end.
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whoa, wait, this album, the roots, i think they just said, "i do
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the hamster dance, werd, my nigger" that's CRAZY ~#! hamster dance.
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right, so i'm done. i'm not going to edit or revise. i'm sending it
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to mogel! right now! or, well, i'm not actruallly, because if i were, i
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couldn't be typing this. okay, well, you know what i mean.
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #526 - WRITTEN BY: PEZMONKEY - 3/21/99 ]
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