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'##::::'##:::'#####:::'########: VIVA LA REVOLUCION! CERDO DEL CAPITALISTA!!
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##:::: ##:'##:::: ##: ##::::::: THE HELOTS OF ECSTASY PRESS RELEASE #415 !!
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#########: ##:::: ##: ######::: ZIEGO VUANTAR SHALL BE MUCH VICTORIOUS! !!
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##:::: ##:. ##:: ##:: ##::::::: "Picking Your Ass in Public" !!
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##:::: ##::. #####::: ########: by -> Anjee !!
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..:::::..::::.....::::........:: 1/10/99 !!
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!!========================================================================!!
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There is always at least one little thing that happens during
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the day, that no matter how minor it may be, is extremely annoying.
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These things happen to every single one of us, and we are always trying
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to find a way around them, attempting to avoid weird looks and crazy
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stares (well, most of us). A not-so-special outing to the restaurant
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tonight inspired me to write this article, my sister thinks I am a
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psycho, but that's okay. Because I am!
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Most of you must know how it feels like to be in the middle of a
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fast-food restaurant, getting ready to leave as the place is begining to
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fill up when suddenly, your underpants seemed to have lodged themselves
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in your asscrack. You desperately try to ignore the violating feeling
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fearing what the others may think. But why? I say that you should just
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grab ahold of those uncomfortable panties and yank them right out of
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where they absolutely do not belong. Every single person (except the
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little kids in Ethiopia, because they just wear torn shirts) does it,
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and you shouldn't feel ashamed for trying to rid yourself of the
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awkward feeling of having fabric that seems to have accomodated itself
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in your asscrack without any previous warnings.
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As to every rule, there is an exception... like I said earlier,
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I believe it is very okay and normal to want to pull your panties out
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of your ass (or depending on the situation -- grabbing your bra to
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replace it), however, I also believe that this should be done subtlely.
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I was explaining to my sister that it would be totally wrong to
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violently pull those underpants while letting "UGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!@#!@$!"
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sounds escape from your mouth. That is, unless you like attention -- a
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lot of it.
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There are many people who are afraid that they will be ridiculed
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for doing what I described above, but those who normally point and
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laugh are most often little 7 year old runts, so who cares? Although
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if you were litterally picking dingleberries from out of your asshairs
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in the middle of the mall, I too, would laugh. Not only would I laugh,
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I would laugh hysterically and begin rolling on the floor, turn bright
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red and convulse. Either that or I would quickly make my way to the
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nearest garbage/washrooms to barf.
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In conclusion, everyone has a right to grab their asses, in
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public or in private as long as it is done it a not-so-noticable
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manner, unless you are at home, then it doesn't really matter. It is
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YOUR right, unlike many other rights -- this one is kind of useful. So
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go ahead, don't be afraid.
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GO RIGHT AHEAD AND PICK OUT THOSE LITTLE PANTIES!@
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!!========================================================================!!
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!! (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #415, WRITTEN BY: ANJEE - 1/10/99 !!
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