105 lines
4.1 KiB
Plaintext
105 lines
4.1 KiB
Plaintext
|
|
||
|
|
'##::::'##:::'#####:::'########: VIVA LA REVOLUCION! CERDO DEL CAPITALISTA!!
|
||
|
|
##:::: ##::'##.. ##:: ##.....:: ===========================================
|
||
|
|
##:::: ##:'##:::: ##: ##::::::: THE HELOTS OF ECSTASY PRESS RELEASE #384 !!
|
||
|
|
#########: ##:::: ##: ######::: ZIEGO VUANTAR SHALL BE MUCH VICTORIOUS! !!
|
||
|
|
##.... ##: ##:::: ##: ##...:::: ===========================================
|
||
|
|
##:::: ##:. ##:: ##:: ##::::::: "That Time I Tried to Conquer !!
|
||
|
|
##:::: ##::. #####::: ########: The World or Something" !!
|
||
|
|
..:::::..::::.....::::........:: by -> LilNilHil 12/25/98 !!
|
||
|
|
!!========================================================================!!
|
||
|
|
|
||
|
|
Day 1
|
||
|
|
=====
|
||
|
|
|
||
|
|
Today I was watchin C-SPAN, and it got me thinkin, about how
|
||
|
|
slow and idiotic our government can be. About how often someone is
|
||
|
|
shot in this country, and basically how democracy just doesn't fucking
|
||
|
|
work at all. So I decided, hell I can do a better job. I've still got
|
||
|
|
some of that young rebellion blood in me, I've seen 'Braveheart' and
|
||
|
|
dammit, I know how ta make napalm.
|
||
|
|
|
||
|
|
So I sent out a mass e-mail to all the hackers, freex,
|
||
|
|
militants, and fug-ups I could think of. An S.O.S. to stop oppresive
|
||
|
|
shit, a call to arms if you will. I've even got a name for this
|
||
|
|
online-army.
|
||
|
|
|
||
|
|
The R.S.R. The Red Star Rebellion.
|
||
|
|
|
||
|
|
The 'Red' stands for unity. Sort of like the blood of the
|
||
|
|
people... or something. And the star is becuz federal agents usually
|
||
|
|
wear vests, so, like the air-force, we aim high... er... waitaminute...
|
||
|
|
|
||
|
|
Anyway I got to talkin about all of this with a friend of mine,
|
||
|
|
and she asked me what my plan was. I told her I would start the
|
||
|
|
revolution on the internet, and exploit technology to render the U.S.
|
||
|
|
forces defenseless. For example, by hacking into U.S. satellites, we
|
||
|
|
will make it impossible for the U.S. to retaliate with their nuclear
|
||
|
|
arsen--Okay, dammit... so I don't have a plan. And I'm just kinda
|
||
|
|
wingin' this whole conquer the world thing as I go along.
|
||
|
|
|
||
|
|
Bugger off.
|
||
|
|
|
||
|
|
Day 2
|
||
|
|
=====
|
||
|
|
|
||
|
|
Minimal response from my radical brethren. But the few who have
|
||
|
|
come forward seem really enthusiastic. Of course, I had to bribe half
|
||
|
|
of them with free warez and money. Nevertheless, I am beginning to
|
||
|
|
build a tightly knit regime, ready to stage a bloody coup at my very
|
||
|
|
command.
|
||
|
|
|
||
|
|
Also, I noticed something odd today. I think I may be
|
||
|
|
developing some sort of god-complex... Hmm, this must be how Napolean
|
||
|
|
felt.
|
||
|
|
|
||
|
|
Day 3
|
||
|
|
=====
|
||
|
|
|
||
|
|
Today I went out an got some stuff on Caeser, and that movie
|
||
|
|
'The Wave', so I can try and figure out brainwashing. I also bought a
|
||
|
|
copy of 'The Art of War' and a few things by Machiavelli.
|
||
|
|
|
||
|
|
On another note, today my head of espionage uncovered a few spies
|
||
|
|
in our ranks. Luckily he had them eliminated before any damage was
|
||
|
|
done. Also, today I asked a friend if she would like to head our
|
||
|
|
propaganda department. Her response;
|
||
|
|
|
||
|
|
"Gee, can't I just shoot people?"
|
||
|
|
|
||
|
|
Day 4
|
||
|
|
=====
|
||
|
|
|
||
|
|
The troops seem restless, and many good men are missing in
|
||
|
|
action or a.w.o.l. Today someone wanted to know what the politics of
|
||
|
|
the new world order would be. I thought about this for awhile. And I
|
||
|
|
think a democratic attitude might work. With of course a socialist
|
||
|
|
underbelly, and just a hint of fascis-Alright fine. I dunno what the
|
||
|
|
hell I'm talkin about here either.
|
||
|
|
|
||
|
|
Day 5
|
||
|
|
=====
|
||
|
|
|
||
|
|
Morale is low, the enemy appears to be taking its toll on the
|
||
|
|
troops. Today I tried changing the name to "The Red Star Alliance". I
|
||
|
|
got several small hacker groups to allie with us in hopes that in using
|
||
|
|
this system I would take some of the burden of actually having to do
|
||
|
|
something off of my troops. We'll see how that turns out.
|
||
|
|
|
||
|
|
Day 6
|
||
|
|
=====
|
||
|
|
|
||
|
|
Alas, all of my efforts are in vain.
|
||
|
|
|
||
|
|
Group interest is now all but non-existent, and I am beginning
|
||
|
|
to question my very sanity for taking on this mass of stupidity in the
|
||
|
|
first place.
|
||
|
|
|
||
|
|
Day 7
|
||
|
|
=====
|
||
|
|
|
||
|
|
Bah, fug it.
|
||
|
|
|
||
|
|
!!========================================================================!!
|
||
|
|
!! (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! #384 - WRITTEN BY: LILNILHIL - 12/25/98 !!
|