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'##::::'##:::'#####:::'########: VIVA LA REVOLUCION! CERDO DEL CAPITALISTA!!
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##:::: ##::'##.. ##:: ##.....:: ===========================================
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##:::: ##:'##:::: ##: ##::::::: THE HELOTS OF ECSTASY PRESS RELEASE #383 !!
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#########: ##:::: ##: ######::: ZIEGO VUANTAR SHALL BE MUCH VICTORIOUS! !!
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##.... ##: ##:::: ##: ##...:::: ===========================================
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##:::: ##:. ##:: ##:: ##::::::: "Microsoft, Clinton, and Mogel's Balls" !!
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##:::: ##::. #####::: ########: by -> Vyrus !!
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..:::::..::::.....::::........:: 12/25/98 !!
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!!========================================================================!!
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This file is for Mogel because he always pestered me to write
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a h0e. But I never did. But today he didn't pester me so I'm going to
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write one just to spite him.
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It's going to be worthless and pointless, so hate me if you will,
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but don't hate my good looks.
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Microsoft sucks balls. I work as a web developer using (barf)
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Microsoft technology, and I really have to say that Microsoft sucks
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balls. Big balls. Big hairy juicy nuts with crusty cheese dripping off
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the sides.
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But enough about Mogel's balls.
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Did I mention that this file is going to be truely worthless and
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pathetic? No? Well it is.
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Alanis Morisette sucks, too.
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Okay, wait, this isn't going to be one of those "everything
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sucks" files anymore.
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How about my son?
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My baby boy was born on 12/5/98! I'm so happy and proud. He is
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the epitomy of babies. Eating, sleeping, shitting, and looking around
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curiously. He's cute though, so I'm not TOO disappointed.
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His mom is happy... and she sits home all day and plays with him
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and smells his ass when he shits. I work 9 1/2 hour days to support
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the three of us. I'm 19. That fucking sucks.
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Oops. There's that "sucks" word again.
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Bill Gates is a pud. I want all his money. I want to take him
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and scream "fUcK j00 b1lL y0U d1rTy th31v1nG bL0aT3d k0d3 pr0d00c1ng As$
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Wh0r3 3y3 h4t3 j00r fUcK1Ng s0fTW4r3 LINUX R00LZ MAN."
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But I'm too elite for that. Hence, my elitespeak.
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"I'm too sexy for my cat..."
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What the fuck does THAT mean? I'm too sexy for my cat? Is that
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some kind of slut ass whore thing like Bill Gates?
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Ah, who cares. Bill Gates is a whore and so is his cat.
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Bill Clinton's cat is a whore, too. I hear Socks and Gates' cat
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do the funky chicken (funky kitten?) every night, even though they're
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3000 miles apart.
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And Clinton wonders why Chelsea is so ugly...
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IT'S BECAUSE SHE'S THE ILLEGIMATE CHILD OF MONICA LEWINSKY!@#@!
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They look alike! Can't you tell? Hillary's just stupid and thought
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when she was really fat, she was pregnent... then that nasty blob that
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shot out of her snatch killed their first cat, Shoes.
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And so Monica dropped Chelsea on their doorstep so that Hillary
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wouldn't feel bad...
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But since they were both inhaling at the time, Hillary didn't
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realize that the thing she shit out wasn't a kid, and when she
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stumbled outside to vomit, she tripped over Monica's/Bill's baby and
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assumed she dragged it along by the umbilical cord. Hence, Chelsea's
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ugly looks.
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That's MY explanation, anyway...
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I also think China is in cohorts with Iraq.
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BLOW THEM BOTH UP!@!@# FUCKING DIE DIRTY SAND NIGGER GOOKS@!#!@
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(no offense to sand niggers and gooks who may reside in the
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United States.)
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Anyway. Spam. Merf. uNF. poot.
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The End.
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or something...
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!!========================================================================!!
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!! (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! #383 - WRITTEN BY: VYRUS - 12/25/98 !!
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