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'##::::'##:::'#####:::'########: VIVA LA REVOLUCION! CERDO DEL CAPITALISTA!!
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##:::: ##:'##:::: ##: ##::::::: THE HELOTS OF ECSTASY PRESS RELEASE #338 !!
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#########: ##:::: ##: ######::: ZIEGO VUANTAR SHALL BE MUCH VICTORIOUS! !!
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##:::: ##:. ##:: ##:: ##::::::: "Anal Retentive People Are Fun!" !!
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##:::: ##::. #####::: ########: by -> Muze !!
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..:::::..::::.....::::........:: 12/14/98 !!
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I got a job. Actually, it is my second job. So I have two jobs.
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I work in a library now, which makes absolutely no sense because I am
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loud and help not at all. So I got this job, actually I sold my soul to
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the government. THAT was the stupidest thing I've ever done in my life.
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So this job pays for tuition for school. So it's not so bad, but it
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really is.
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I have to work with these people, these anal retentive
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christian-ite, library people. No fun!!!!!!!!! Now I will describe
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them for you:
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Arena: My Boss
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This woman is THE most anal woman I have EVER met in my ENTIRE
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life! The first couple days that I worked here, she made a list of
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things to know. Which is ok, if a normal person had written this list.
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She included on it, the stapler, the waste baskets, the 3-hole puncher,
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the scissors for Christs sake!!!!!! Everything has a place and
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everything must be in it's place. ARGH! If anyone is reading this and
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they know me, they'd know why this drives me up the fucking wall!!@$!#!
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Anyways, so I told her I wouldn't be around Thanksgiving weekend. So
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the next day I look on the schedule and she had taken me off for the
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whole week! She figured if I couldn't work the weekend, I may as well
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not work the week days! What is that?! Anyone with an explanation,
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please, let me know.
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David: Adjunct
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Ok, this guy is the most anal man I have ever met. He only
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works once a week, so I don't see him all that much. But when I do,
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everything must be done just so, right at this very second. And if he
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doesn't think I can do something the right way, he'll snatch it from me
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and do it himself. He's a worrier. When he comes in he has his little
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mini-cooler and his briefcase. The cooler is held absolutely upright.
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He then puts the cooler under the desk, placed exactly, I mean EXACTLY
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up against the side of the desk. The briefcase must be directly under
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the drawer of the desk. If is gets moved he kinda freaks out and puts
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it back.
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I know this is really mean, but it's really funny to watch him
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freak, so I move his breifcase on purpose. It's fun.
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Actually, there aren't really any other anal people I work with.
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Just anti-social. REALLY anti-social. Which is ok with me.
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Anal people are fun.
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!!========================================================================!!
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!! (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! #338 - WRITTEN BY: MUZE - 12/14/98 !!
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