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'##::::'##:::'#####:::'########: VIVA LA REVOLUCION! CERDO DEL CAPITALISTA!!
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##:::: ##:'##:::: ##: ##::::::: THE HELOTS OF ECSTASY PRESS RELEASE #291 !!
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#########: ##:::: ##: ######::: ZIEGO VUANTAR SHALL BE MUCH VICTORIOUS! !!
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##.... ##: ##:::: ##: ##...:::: ===========================================
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##:::: ##:. ##:: ##:: ##::::::: "Earl: The Flightless Balloon" !!
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##:::: ##::. #####::: ########: by -> Aster !!
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..:::::..::::.....::::........:: 11/16/98 !!
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!!========================================================================!!
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alone and lost in the world, all he could do was role
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roling over helped him to think so he roled and roled and roled
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but still he could think of nothing
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so then he roled so fast that he was just a blur
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crusing down the highway
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but then a vewry bad thing happened
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he was pulled
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over mbyt a big fat police officer
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whop was drinking starbucks
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coffee
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and eaing a donut
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earl had been roling
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above the speed loimit
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the officer
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whose name was ted.
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bby the way....
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gave him a ticket and then
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left
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earl sighed in reliefe that ted ahd not
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strip searched him for numorous reasons
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but mainly because
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he was carrying pockets full,
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of illeagel goods
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but that's irrelevant!
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earl looked at the ticket...
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it read
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"the space between you eares is coming soon to a theater near you"
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he was puzzled
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but little did he know the space people were also
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coming
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and they were very
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scary
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they were evil as was the bbbad potato, lenerd and his evil
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pig friend merl
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now merl has a cousin, whose name was earline
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who was a member of the national council on lesbianism
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(the logo looks alot like the one for the double tree hotel)
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coincidence perhaps?
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i guess we'll never know
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if the sky is blue?
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or if the grass is green?
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or if we have 7 eyes or
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369,124
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THE END.
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(mangos are better (butter).)
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!!========================================================================!!
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!! (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! #291 - WRITTEN BY: ASTER - 11/16/98 !!
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