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$$$$$$$$$$$ hogz of entropy #193
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>> "The Lady with Red Hair" <<
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by -> Aster
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once apon a time there was a lady with the red hair. her hair was not
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naturally red. she died it. why did she die it? cause her monsters and
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goblins told her too. she liked her red hair. she thought it was cool. she
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never wanted it too change. she never wore hats or scarvs or anything else
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that would cover her red hair. when she went out, to the grocery or
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something ppl stared at her because of her red hair. they thought it was
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weird. she did not. she thought it was cool. but she was not very smart. one
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day she noticed that her red hair was growing out. she started screaming and
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ran around her apartment like a crazy person. the neibores called the ppl
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with funny white coats, the ppl with funny white coats took her to a place
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that was all white and had neat l;ittle rooms. she stayed in a little room.
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she liked it there. she liked it most cause they redied her hair. one day
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the front gate was open and she walked out. while she was in the neat place
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with neat white rooms her hair had been cut short and died red. there were
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not any mirrors there. so she did not know what she looked like. she only
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knew that her hair was red because her monsters and gobins had told her so.
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after she left the neat place with neat white rooms she went to a gas
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station. she had been walking a long way and figured her car needed gas.
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when was in the bathroom in the gas station she looked in ther mirror. as
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soon as she saw hertself she started screaming at her monsters and goblins.
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her hair was not red. it was blue. she did not like the color blue. she
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liked the color red. but her hair was blue. not red. the manager of the gas
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station called the men in funny white coats and they draged her kicking and
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screaming at her monsters and goblins to the neat place with neat little
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white rooms. when she saw that she stoped. she liked it here. she liked it
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alot here. and all of a sudden her favorite color was blue. she didn't like
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her monsters and goblins any more. so they went away. she died cause she
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didn't have them. but her favorite color was still blue. and she still liked
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the neat place with neat little white rooms. she also liked the men in
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funny white coats.
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* (c) HoE publications. HoE #193 -- written by Aster -- 1/22/98 *
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