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$$$$$$$$$$$ hogz of entropy #179
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$$$$$P $$$$ $$$$ moo, oink, up your butt.
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>> "The Storys of Le and Kurt" <<
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by -> Aster
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once apon a time there was a man named Remote Con Troll. mr, troll
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lived in an apartment with his roommates, Le Amp and Kurt An. they had a pet
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mouse called Serial. serial was the smartest of the four. he made sure they
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went to work in the mornings and went to sleep at night. remote, le, and
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kurt wern't to smart. le was very bright but did not know too much. he
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couldn't read or write and he could only say four words "dark" "light" "on"
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and "off". kurt was very lazy. all he did was hang around all day, therefor
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his brain rotted away to nothing at all. he only knew three words "beer"
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"dust" and "window". remote was very quiet. he did nopt say anything, for he
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did not know anything to say. so he did whatever he was told. once serial
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got alittle sarcastic and told him to cut off his fingers. remote only has
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four fingers (I told you he wasn't very smart, hye couldn't even cut off all
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his fingers). so every morning serial woke up the three roommates explained
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to them how to get dressed, while le squealed "on off on off" and kurt
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screamed "beeeeeeeeeeer!!". serial would tell them again how to get to the
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nail factory and made sure they got there. even with that they got there 20
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minutes late on the dot (the one smart thing about them was that they were
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very consistent and punctuall(if you forget that 20 mins))after work serial
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would take them by the neighbors, mand a. rin, and tang r. ine. for the rest
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of the afternoon they wood eat the oranges that mr. ine and miss. rin gave
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them, except kurt, who would demand beer. serial would shut him up by giving
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him water with brown food coloring in it. kurt was usually on his fifth or
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sixth glass before he realized it was not beer. by then it would be ten or
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eleven at night and serial would put them to bed. only once in the time that
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serial had lived with them did they all go to sleep on their opwn. every
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other time serial would whack them with the big cast-iron p[an that they
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used for pillows. their beds were guitar strings weaved with poison ivy.
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so, they all have huge bumps on their heads.
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---
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WHY I WROTE THIS:
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1) have you ever had a creative burst? if you are stooping low enough to
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read this, prolly not.
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2) so that non-creative ppl like you would have somethng to do while
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not-creatting
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3) because i'm not creative either and had to prove it
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4) I was staring at the remote contrl to my cd player and had to write a
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story about it
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5) bob and suzy told me to (if you are stupid and don't know who bob and
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suzy are, then you do not deserve to know so I shall not tell you)
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6) here I am sitting home alone, with nothing to do
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7) what better way to waitst my time?
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* (c) HoE publications. HoE #179 -- written by Aster -- 1/4/98 *
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